Smashed mi coffee table

[Deadly_D'Jaffo]

Is that Rollo's mate?

These Rollo references, what happened exactly?

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

These Rollo references, what happened exactly?

Bladesman forum. Poster called Rollo. Used to post all these weird sexual references but always said it was his mate that was asking or passing on the stories. His mate had his anus bleached one time, for example. Then it just got weirder. Piss funny though.

Edit: I don't need to explain a coffee table reference do I...?

 

[diode_blade]

Just found out Knowsnowt was being dishonest about meeting Putin at Sky Edge.

Fucking bastard.

Poootin bottled it

 

[biggiesablade]

Bladesman forum. Poster called Rollo. Used to post all these weird sexual references but always said it was his mate that was asking or passing on the stories. His mate had his anus bleached one time, for example. Then it just got weirder. Piss funny though.

Edit: I don't need to explain a coffee table reference do I...?

Please do explain

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Wish I could find the video of a labourer sat telling some stories on site. My god. He had 3 playboy models on his arm. Drinking free champagne. Then walks in a packed kebab shop but owner knew him so just passed him 4 kebabs for him and his mates. Went into a club, VIP booth, all paid for etc etc. Just take it as it is - bollocks.

Must be related to this guy

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

I'm about to 'smash' my new coffee table in...

Have you got a nickname for him?

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Must be related to this guy

That's him!!! He lobbed the 6 foot 7 geezer through his coffee table.

 

[Bladesman]

I think we all know a 'Barry Bullshit' who we don't take seriously at all. I had a childhood friend, who I haven't spoke to in 3 years, who is like this. Amongst the tall tales, my favourite is the one when he was at an Oasis gig where he bumped into Rhys Ifans who took him backstage and for the rest of the night he was doing cocaine with Rhys Ifans, Jamie Carragher and The Gallaghers. I'm guessing it's a way of making up for a relatively 'small' existence. Unsurprisingly, he got really into conspiracy theories about Trump, Obama's/Clinton's etc - another hallmark of Walter Mitty syndrome.

Wise words about life being too short, but people who lie for even the most pointless reasons make my piss itch.

 

[Davalon]

I think we all know a 'Barry Bullshit' who we don't take seriously at all. I had a childhood friend, who I haven't spoke to in 3 years, who is like this. Amongst the tall tales, my favourite is the one when he was at an Oasis gig where he bumped into Rhys Ifans who took him backstage and for the rest of the night he was doing cocaine with Rhys Ifans, Jamie Carragher and The Gallaghers. I'm guessing it's a way of making up for a relatively 'small' existence. Unsurprisingly, he got really into conspiracy theories about Trump, Obama's/Clinton's etc - another hallmark of Walter Mitty syndrome.

Wise words about life being too short, but people who lie for even the most pointless reasons make my piss itch.

There's a bloke in his 70s who goes in one of my locals who told me a few years ago that the Manics asked him to play drums at Glastonbury when their drummer took ill.

Said he did his best

 

[Davalon]

There's a war going on and people get pissy about a fake coffee table.

Like every forum, there's always a few who get their kicks about being right about everything.

 

[A Storm of Blades]

There's a war going on and people get pissy about a fake coffee table.

…or getting pissy about people calling it out. And if ‘compared to a war’ is the marker against which everything is judged, then it’s not going to be worth bothering about most things.

 

[A Storm of Blades]

End of the day,I was born with severe anxiety I have stomach and chest pain all the time that never goes and I appreciate the little things in life,its just a laugh and I like making people laugh or smile but I get shot down for it.

It wasn’t my intention to direct anything at you personally mate. Apologies if it came across that way. Definitely no hate for a fellow blade here

 

[Brewster Cost £70 million]

It wasn’t my intention to direct anything at you personally mate. Apologies if it came across that way. Definitely no hate for a fellow blade here

Cheers for that pal

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

…or getting pissy about people calling it out. And if ‘compared to a war’ is the marker against which everything is judged, then it’s not going to be worth bothering about most things.

The 'there's a war going on' comment was used elsewhere a couple weeks ago which is why I used it.

I'm not getting pissy about people calling it out. Crack on. It was more about people being unable to have a laugh about it. Like I said, the same people must be very fun at parties....

 

[Deadly_D'Jaffo]

Have you got a nickname for him?

Brewster-anory

 

[Deadly_D'Jaffo]

There's a bloke in his 70s who goes in one of my locals who told me a few years ago that the Manics asked him to play drums at Glastonbury when their drummer took ill.

Said he did his best

The Dev has always had it's quirks

 

[wavy-blade]

We better not win the play offs , no fucker will have an coffee tables left in Sheffield if we do !!

 

[Davalon]

The Dev has always had it's quirks

Any story in there would be believable in my experience

This one was down Kelham Island.

 

[Digs blade]

And we don’t give a fuck if he smashed the table up cus United are the greatest football team

 

[Bearlie]

The 'there's a war going on' comment was used elsewhere a couple weeks ago which is why I used it.

I'm not getting pissy about people calling it out. Crack on. It was more about people being unable to have a laugh about it. Like I said, the same people must be very fun at parties....

Cant you come out with something more original than the old "you must be fun at parties bollocks:"

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Cant you come out with something more original than the old "you must be fun at parties bollocks:"

I bet you're good company at a funeral? Being all miserable and not laughing much.

 

[Houston_Blade]

Got to be a bit embarrassing, being outed as a bullshitter, I mean, it's not as if hes tried to slip a porky in to a pal in the boozer, or a bird in town, actually gone for it on a public forum, and now hundreds/thousands will know hes a liar!

Brilliant.

We knew anyway based on history, strange bloke.

 

[tyke1889]

who having corona after the last few years

I work in shopping delivery, and it was noticeable how many people were ordering Corona at the start of it all. Almost as a fuck you to COVID

 

[Rodley]

Is anyone else now dubious about the Wig?

The wig was low key the best bit about the whole story.

 

[Rodley]

I hope he wasn't doing it for likes.

Roy is the biggest like whore on this forum as well. He only posts the view from for that reason

Apparently his real name isn’t Roy either?!

 

[Sean Thornton]

Was this in anger at our nihilistic first half, or celebrating the winner?

Edit

 

[LewishamBlade]

Edit

Why the edit?

 

[Sean Thornton]

Why the edit?

Had only read the first couple of pages. Didn’t realise it was well……

Don’t get paranoid!

 

[Champagneblade]

Because he sides with me and not jumping on the bandwagon like everyone else it means he wants to shag me

Problem is now, I'd he claims he did shag you, who are we meant to believe?

All good fun this. No harm done.

 

[biggiesablade]

The remains of my outdoor glass table. Jinxing bastard.