Smashed mi coffee table

[JackSUFC]

It doesn't harm anyone. Look at the meme thread for examples of stolen content. Stories on nights out are always dramatised. Everyone does it. Most stories would be boring without a little of drama.

He saw a picture of a smashed coffee table and tied it into going barmy when we scored. Harmless. Amusing. Worth a like. The world still turns.ifes far too short to start sifting through whether or not a coffee table smashing is actually real or not. If he'd have asked for some donations for a new one then I'd agree with you.

Alright mate, he's not going to shag you.

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Alright mate, he's not going to shag you.

Just saying, some folk need to relax, take things as the laugh they're intended to be. Life's too short.

 

[Deadly_D'Jaffo]

Just saying, some folk need to relax, take things as the laugh they're intended to be. Life's too short.

I think we all know a 'Barry Bullshit' who we don't take seriously at all. I had a childhood friend, who I haven't spoke to in 3 years, who is like this. Amongst the tall tales, my favourite is the one when he was at an Oasis gig where he bumped into Rhys Ifans who took him backstage and for the rest of the night he was doing cocaine with Rhys Ifans, Jamie Carragher and The Gallaghers. I'm guessing it's a way of making up for a relatively 'small' existence. Unsurprisingly, he got really into conspiracy theories about Trump, Obama's/Clinton's etc - another hallmark of Walter Mitty syndrome.

Wise words about life being too short, but people who lie for even the most pointless reasons make my piss itch.

 

[A Storm of Blades]

I think we all know a 'Barry Bullshit' who we don't take seriously at all. I had a childhood friend, who I haven't spoke to in 3 years, who is like this. Amongst the tall tales, my favourite is the one when he was at an Oasis gig where he bumped into Rhys Ifans who took him backstage and for the rest of the night he was doing cocaine with Rhys Ifans, Jamie Carragher and The Gallaghers. I'm guessing it's a way of making up for a relatively 'small' existence. Unsurprisingly, he got really into conspiracy theories about Trump, Obama's/Clinton's etc - another hallmark of Walter Mitty syndrome.

Wise words about life being too short, but people who lie for even the most pointless reasons make my piss itch.

Me too. And I enjoy raging about it, which subsequently makes me relax. Therefore, I am relaxed about it

 

[Brewster Cost £70 million]

End of the day,I was born with severe anxiety I have stomach and chest pain all the time that never goes and I appreciate the little things in life,its just a laugh and I like making people laugh or smile but I get shot down for it.

 

[Brewster Cost £70 million]

Alright mate, he's not going to shag you.

Because he sides with me and not jumping on the bandwagon like everyone else it means he wants to shag me

 

[Half Bond Jls]

I think we all know a 'Barry Bullshit' who we don't take seriously at all. I had a childhood friend, who I haven't spoke to in 3 years, who is like this. Amongst the tall tales, my favourite is the one when he was at an Oasis gig where he bumped into Rhys Ifans who took him backstage and for the rest of the night he was doing cocaine with Rhys Ifans, Jamie Carragher and The Gallaghers. I'm guessing it's a way of making up for a relatively 'small' existence. Unsurprisingly, he got really into conspiracy theories about Trump, Obama's/Clinton's etc - another hallmark of Walter Mitty syndrome.

Wise words about life being too short, but people who lie for even the most pointless reasons make my piss itch.

There was a lad when we were younger who was a reyt bullshit artist. He was a bit older than us and it was when RoboCop, Blade Runner, Total Recall were all on the box. He used to tell us he was a Android and have wire coming out of his sleeve. When we told the older lads they ripped the piss and he never lived it down. You get some lads on site telling some tall stories. I just listen laugh and then have a bigger laugh when I'm back on the plot and I think of how the imagination runs away. Can't beat a story that's sexed up a bit/lot

 

[Brewster Cost £70 million]

Stop acting like a bell end then !

What because I put a joke post up it means I'm a bellend you don't even know me

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

I'd say it's childish making up story's about wigs for a few likes ,some imagination you have ...
Why don't you delete your account information and come back and try again.....
Try jack jervis Esquire ...or something similar Have a good day

If his posts annoy you, put him on ignore.
People post what they like. Some people like it, others aren't bothered, others go in a rage.
Lots of different people on here, we aren't all going to be on the same wavelength.

 

[biggiesablade]

End of the day,I was born with severe anxiety I have stomach and chest pain all the time that never goes and I appreciate the little things in life,its just a laugh and I like making people laugh or smile but I get shot down for it

It's not a massive deal mate be forgotten in no time

 

[Brewster Cost £70 million]

It's not a massive deal mate be forgotten in no time

I know pal but why the hate a few have got issues with me but won't put me on ignore they only react when it's something shitty

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

Because he sides with me and not jumping on the bandwagon like everyone else it means he wants to shag me

Ains is always after fresh ass, it could be for any reason

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

There was a lad when we were younger who was a reyt bullshit artist. He was a bit older than us and it was when RoboCop, Blade Runner, Total Recall were all on the box. He used to tell us he was a Android and have wire coming out of his sleeve. When we told the older lads they ripped the piss and he never lived it down. You get some lads on site telling some tall stories. I just listen laugh and then have a bigger laugh when I'm back on the plot and I think of how the imagination runs away. Can't beat a story that's sexed up a bit/lot

Wish I could find the video of a labourer sat telling some stories on site. My god. He had 3 playboy models on his arm. Drinking free champagne. Then walks in a packed kebab shop but owner knew him so just passed him 4 kebabs for him and his mates. Went into a club, VIP booth, all paid for etc etc. Just take it as it is - bollocks.

 

[Brewster Cost £70 million]

I quite like Ainsley Harriott at least he doesn't be a cunt and he sees the funny side,with everything that's going on in the world people complain about a joke post they need to get a life

 

[Klaatu Barada Nikto]

Granted that your bullshit levels have been reduced from attempts at conniving forum members with crowdfunding appeals

Oh, is that who this guy is. Makes sense now.

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

I quite like Ainsley Harriott at least he doesn't be a cunt and he sees the funny side,with everything that's going on in the world people complain about a joke post they need to get a life

There's a war going on and people get pissy about a fake coffee table.

 

[biggiesablade]

I know pal but why the hate a few have got issues with me but won't put me on ignore they only react when it's something shitty

Got a bit of egg on your face but it's just a laugh stick em on ignore and crack on lad all be reyt

 

[Brewster Cost £70 million]

There's a war going on and people get pissy about a fake coffee table.

Exactly mate

 

[Brewster Cost £70 million]

Got a bit of egg on your face but it's just a laugh stick em on ignore and crack on lad all be reyt

I shouldn't have to put them on ignore though I play the post not the poster but some don't

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Exactly mate

I wish that was the length and depth of my worries right now I'll tell you that much. If a fake coffee table picture is what some folk have to worry about then they have all the luck

 

[Brewster Cost £70 million]

This is what I mean mate but I'm made to feel like I'm the problem when in reality they are just childish cunts

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

I know pal but why the hate a few have got issues with me but won't put me on ignore they only react when it's something shitty

Try not to take it onboard mate.
Look how some people on here react to the team they reckon to support. Some proper bottom feeders.
You post some oddball things, but don't mean anybody any harm.
Some people get a kick out of laying into anything they can, so they latch on to anything. Do it the other way round and put them on ignore. They don't bring anything to your life anyway.

 

[Half Bond Jls]

Wish I could find the video of a labourer sat telling some stories on site. My god. He had 3 playboy models on his arm. Drinking free champagne. Then walks in a packed kebab shop but owner knew him so just passed him 4 kebabs for him and his mates. Went into a club, VIP booth, all paid for etc etc. Just take it as it is - bollocks.

Hahahaha

 

[biggiesablade]

I shouldn't have to put them on ignore though I play the post not the poster but some don't

It's obviously bothered you mate better ways to spend your Sunday than explaining your self on here. Ignore and keep doing what you do.

 

[Brewster Cost £70 million]

Try not to take it onboard mate.
Look how some people on here react to the team they reckon to support. Some proper bottom feeders.
You post some oddball things, but don't mean anybody any harm.
Some people get a kick out of laying into anything they can, so they latch on to anything. Do it the other way round and put them on ignore. They don't bring anything to your life anyway.

I do post some weird stuff and I don't mean it nastily,I was diagnosed with autism last year and I have a social worker and I shouldn't sat stuff I do but it's my mind

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

I do post some weird stuff and I don't mean it nastily,I was diagnosed with autism last year and I have a social worker and I shouldn't sat stuff I do but it's my mind

Yeah, I didn't mean it as a criticism mate.
Post what you like, that's the idea of a forum.
Other people need to relax, a lot.

 

[Brewster Cost £70 million]

Yeah, I didn't mean it as a criticism mate.
Post what you like, that's the idea of a forum.
Other people need to relax, a lot.

Definitely mate thank you

 

[Deadly_D'Jaffo]

I'm about to 'smash' my new coffee table in...

 

[Frank the tank]

Waint lose sleep bro

That's good because I was replying to someone else

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

I'm about to 'smash' my new coffee table in...

Is that Rollo's mate?