Smashed mi coffee table

[A Storm of Blades]

No one’s died but lying for attention is annoying. Having said that, lying for attention built a billion pound social media industry, so …

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

No one’s died but lying for attention is annoying. Having said that, lying for attention built a billion pound social media industry, so …

Lying for attention? Jesus christ. He's posted a photo of a smashed coffee table. He's hardly gone on the news claiming he needs some money for a kidney or owt. I mean come on... Its a laugh.

 

[A Storm of Blades]

Lying for attention? Jesus christ. He's posted a photo of a smashed coffee table. He's hardly gone on the news claiming he needs some money for a kidney or owt. I mean come on... Its a laugh.

I mean I don’t really care. I just finding bullshitting for likes annoying. Nothing against the OP.

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

I mean I don’t really care. I just finding bullshitting for likes annoying. Nothing against the OP.

If he was doing it for likes... I just think he found it funny so did it. I found it funny. Whether it's real or not makes no odds to me.

 

[A Storm of Blades]

If he was doing it for likes... I just think he found it funny so did it. I found it funny. Whether it's real or not makes no odds to me.

I think he was trying to pass it off as real, the tinker. Like I say though, the prevailing feeling is nothing more than mild annoyance. Somewhere between the council randomly changing bin day, and running out of toilet roll mid-wipe.

 

[Heely bottoms underpants]

After that first half I had to think of something that could possibly change things... So for the 4th time this year I reached for the razor to shave my lucky hamster Michelle.

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

I just love this football club,my flatmate isn't much of a football fan but even he was rooting for us,he kept saying united would win and I thought to mi sen I wish I was as optimistic as him lol he wears a wig and that got chucked outta the window aswell this club is life

Just for the record, was he still attached to the wig when you threw it out of the window?

 

[Frank the tank]

Open the kitchen cupboard and
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After that first half I had to think of something that could possibly change things... So for the 4th time this year I reached for the razor to shave my lucky hamster Michelle. View attachment 135048

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

I just had a massive breakfast to celebrate
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Well, at least you weren't rudely awoken after less than 4 hours sleep by the ghosts of Alan Woodward and Jimmy Hagan setting off flares and doing a little dance together in your bedroom early morning. Enough to wake the living I can tell you.

 

[ISZA ⚔️]

he wears a wig and that got chucked outta the window aswell this club is life

 

[skyjam]

No one’s died. It’s not that deep.

I didn’t smash a coffee table. I just put the red and white outdoor lights on at my house in celebration.

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First job i welded on in NYC 1993.Ran pipe from 80 th floor to 106 ,somewhere where the white lights are.
Not bad for a Fat Lad from Sheffield.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Fucking get in
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Must've been ground coffee in that mug

 

[Davalon]

After that first half I had to think of something that could possibly change things... So for the 4th time this year I reached for the razor to shave my lucky hamster Michelle. View attachment 135048

Liar.

I know for a fact that hamster is called Sonia.

 

[Davalon]

Well, at least you weren't rudely awoken after less than 4 hours sleep by the ghosts of Alan Woodward and Jimmy Hagan setting off flares and doing a little dance together in your bedroom early morning. Enough to wake the living I can tell you.

Hagan is a cunt for that. Does it regular.

 

[Brewster Cost £70 million]

Open the kitchen cupboard and
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Waint lose sleep bro

 

[Brewster Cost £70 million]

Lying for attention? Jesus christ. He's posted a photo of a smashed coffee table. He's hardly gone on the news claiming he needs some money for a kidney or owt. I mean come on... Its a laugh.

I'm sick of it mate people have an issue with me and don't even know me,it's childish mate

 

[Bearlie]

I'm sick of it mate people have an issue with me and don't even know me,it's childish mate

Stop acting like a bell end then !

 

[Bearlie]

I'm sick of it mate people have an issue with me and don't even know me,it's childish mate

I'd say it's childish making up story's about wigs for a few likes ,some imagination you have ...
Why don't you delete your account information and come back and try again.....
Try jack jervis Esquire ...or something similar Have a good day

 

[BigBed]

Just realised, its Sunday, means I need to wash the cars......

 

[Brewster Cost £70 million]

Just realised, its Sunday, means I need to wash the cars......View attachment 135072

Looks good mate

 

[Brewster Cost £70 million]

I'd say it's childish making up story's about wigs for a few likes ,some imagination you have ...
Why don't you delete your account information and come back and try again.....
Try jack jervis Esquire ...or something similar Have a good day

Not deleting owt,try to have a laugh and get slandered for it if you don't like me or what I post you can stick me on ignore but you won't

 

[Deadly_D'Jaffo]

Not deleting owt,try to have a laugh and get slandered for it if you don't like me or what I post you can stick me on ignore but you won't

Conversely - I would suggest that you don't get upset when people call you out for bullshitting whether it's for a laugh or something else.

Granted that your bullshit levels have been reduced from attempts at conniving forum members with crowdfunding appeals and you're now at innocently lying about smashing coffee tables, so by your own standards you're making good progress.

 

[Bearlie]

Your a bullshitting narcissistic failed fraudster ...All a little embarrassing really

 

[Davalon]

Just found out Knowsnowt was being dishonest about meeting Putin at Sky Edge.

Fucking bastard.

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Just found out Knowsnowt was being dishonest about meeting Putin at Sky Edge.

Fucking bastard.

I hope he wasn't doing it for likes.

Roy is the biggest like whore on this forum as well. He only posts the view from for that reason

 

[A Storm of Blades]

I hope he wasn't doing it for likes.

Roy is the biggest like whore on this forum as well. He only posts the view from for that reason

I think you’re being a bit disingenuous to be honest mate. There’s clearly a difference between bullshitting and joking. Unless I’m being dense, I’m missing this obvious ‘joke’ in the OP. It would be like an Instagram model getting rumbled and saying “only joking, my tits aren’t really that big”.

As I keep saying, it’s not a big deal and Brewster Cost Millions this isn’t a go at you personally. I have a pet gripe against attention seeking to be fair. I have a mate that’s constantly at it. Nothing major, just things like nicking Twitter jokes and posting them as his own, making up stories that supposedly happened on nights out etc. Does my head in

 

[Brewster Cost £70 million]

I think you’re being a bit disingenuous to be honest mate. There’s clearly a difference between bullshitting and joking. Unless I’m being dense, I’m missing this obvious ‘joke’ in the OP. It would be like an Instagram model getting rumbled and saying “only joking, my tits aren’t really that big”.

As I keep saying, it’s not a big deal and Brewster Cost Millions this isn’t a go at you personally. I have a pet gripe against attention seeking to be fair. I have a mate that’s constantly at it. Nothing major, just things like nicking Twitter jokes and posting them as his own, making up stories that supposedly happened on nights out etc. Does my head in

I'm guilty for that too on Facebook I'm not attention seeking but it's nice to make people laugh life's to short

 

[Scarebus]

Just found out Knowsnowt was being dishonest about meeting Putin at Sky Edge.

Fucking bastard.

The story about getting the u11s team smashed was true though wasn't it??

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

I think you’re being a bit disingenuous to be honest mate. There’s clearly a difference between bullshitting and joking. Unless I’m being dense, I’m missing this obvious ‘joke’ in the OP. It would be like an Instagram model getting rumbled and saying “only joking, my tits aren’t really that big”.

As I keep saying, it’s not a big deal and Brewster Cost Millions this isn’t a go at you personally. I have a pet gripe against attention seeking to be fair. I have a mate that’s constantly at it. Nothing major, just things like nicking Twitter jokes and posting them as his own, making up stories that supposedly happened on nights out etc. Does my head in

It doesn't harm anyone. Look at the meme thread for examples of stolen content. Stories on nights out are always dramatised. Everyone does it. Most stories would be boring without a little of drama.

He saw a picture of a smashed coffee table and tied it into going barmy when we scored. Harmless. Amusing. Worth a like. The world still turns.ifes far too short to start sifting through whether or not a coffee table smashing is actually real or not. If he'd have asked for some donations for a new one then I'd agree with you.

 

[A Storm of Blades]

It doesn't harm anyone. Look at the meme thread for examples of stolen content. Stories on nights out are always dramatised. Everyone does it. Most stories would be boring without a little of drama.

He saw a picture of a smashed coffee table and tied it into going barmy when we scored. Harmless. Amusing. Worth a like. The world still turns.ifes far too short to start sifting through whether or not a coffee table smashing is actually real or not. If he'd have asked for some donations for a new one then I'd agree with you.

Fair enough.