Smashed mi coffee table

[Ainsley Harriott]

So what if its not real? Still found it amusing. Who gives a shit? (other than Rollo and his mate)

Swear some people just do not have a sense of humour.

Just as JLT fired in that header, my mate walked in front of me so I smashed him right in the kidneys like a proper red n white bastard

 

[BigBed]

You'll keep finding missed bits of glass for years to come, each one a reminder of a glorious result

Wouldnt it be odd if he did, seeing as it isnt his house, or his coffee table, and the fact it happened 2 years ago, in someone else's house, in a totally different city!! Infact, it would be fucking amazing, abit like Moses parting the sea or Jesus returning from the dead!!!

 

[Champagneblade]

I just love this football club,my flatmate isn't much of a football fan but even he was rooting for us,he kept saying united would win and I thought to mi sen I wish I was as optimistic as him lol he wears a wig and that got chucked outta the window aswell this club is life

Might want to double down on your housing insurance if we make the play offs

 

[1889]

Is anyone else now dubious about the Wig?

 

[wavy-blade]

Great film this

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Is anyone else dubious about the Wig?

No. The syrup is real.

 

[Pollingtonblade]

I just had a massive breakfast to celebrate

 

[Deadly_D'Jaffo]

"and who should pop his head out the other rent....Robert DeNiro!...Filming another Deer Hunter in Rhyl... absolutely hammered him at Swingball"

 

[biggiesablade]

Is anyone else now dubious about the Wig?

I'm clinging to the wig bein real

 

[Inter_blade83]

I watched the game on the moon, as you can see here.

 

[Deadly_D'Jaffo]

When Hourihane scored the third, I decided to throw an impromptu party in my back garden.

Was a great night but a stray bikini blocked the pools filter and I'm having to check PH levels later. Fuming.

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

When Hourihane scored the third, I decided to throw an impromptu party in my back garden. Was a great night.

I'm calling bullshit. You can't ride a bike, never mind do wheelies.
I like your pool though.

 

[Goodpinchofclough]

I'm celebrating last nights win in the garden with a beer I've never tried before, only had bottled Corona previously.

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

I'm celebrating last nights win in the garden with a beer I've never tried before, only had bottled Corona previously.
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Has the book helped you taking them, and does it cover deepthroating?

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

See, just because it's been outed as not true, everyone jumps on the bandwagon and has a bit of a laugh. We should do it more on here

 

[SB_90]

I'm celebrating last nights win in the garden with a beer I've never tried before, only had bottled Corona previously.
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who having corona after the last few years

 

[Davalon]

...hang on, people actually believe this was REAL?

First off, the match isn't on the telly.
Secondly, it's clearly daylight outside.
Thirdly, tha wot?

All good fun.

Exactly. I doubt many took it all literally.

Some take this place far too seriously at times.

I can only imagine how utterly tedious a few are in real life. Absolute by the book jobsworths in every facet of life.

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Exactly. I doubt many took it all literally.

Some take this place far too seriously at times.

I can only imagine how utterly tedious a few are in real life. Absolute by the book jobsworths in every facet of life.

The very fact someone reverse searched the image to check the legitimacy of the post is telling enough. I bet they're incredibly fun at parties.

 

[Davalon]

The very fact someone reverse searched the image to check the legitimacy of the post is telling enough. I bet they're incredibly fun at parties.

A few seem desperate to fact check everything on here. Things around war and pandemic is understandable but a jokey post? Fuck me.

 

[Deadly_D'Jaffo]

I bet they're incredibly fun at parties.

I for one, would rather stand and have a drink with someone averse to over a pathological liar.

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

A few seem desperate to fact check everything on here. Things around war and pandemic is understandable but a jokey post? Fuck me.

As though fact checking is some sort of positive thing for society. I'm surprised nobody has checked my kidney punch post yet

 

[Rudders]

I just had a massive breakfast to celebrate
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I can verify that this is probably a breakfast from the WF10 postcode area. Disappointing to see the tinned tomato but once he grows up and gets a bit harder he could probably ask to swap it for some more meat and stop asking for the kiddy meal.

 

[rompodebailey]

As though fact checking is some sort of positive thing for society. I'm surprised nobody has checked my kidney punch post yet

I have, that's more the rib area as apposed to kidneys. I didn't really want to mention it, but since you've brought it up

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Just reading the above reply and heard a loud smash. It's only Simmo's penalty ball smashing into my windscreen!! If I didn't have bad luck I'd have no luck at all

 

[wavy-blade]

A few seem desperate to fact check everything on here. Things around war and pandemic is understandable but a jokey post? Fuck me.

That’s the problem with the internet it’s full of .......
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[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

As though fact checking is some sort of positive thing for society. I'm surprised nobody has checked my kidney punch post yet

Tha'll be telling me that thread isn't actually Carol Baskin next...

 

[Heely bottoms underpants]

I just love this football club,my flatmate isn't much of a football fan but even he was rooting for us,he kept saying united would win and I thought to mi sen I wish I was as optimistic as him lol he wears a wig and that got chucked outta the window aswell this club is life

He's probably just scared to death of you.

 

[Gin&Juice]

No one’s died. It’s not that deep.

I didn’t smash a coffee table. I just put the red and white outdoor lights on at my house in celebration.

 

[LJBlade]

Please please tell me what shoutbox is

I think you need 500 posts on here before you can see it, could be wrong though. I’m sure someone can put right if that’s not correct

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

No one’s died. It’s not that deep.

I didn’t smash a coffee table. I just put the red and white outdoor lights on at my house in celebration.

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Effort that. I hope someone footed the ladder for you.