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[Tarqs]

If only the vendor could spell.

See above

 

[Sean Thornton]

He owns the burger van in the car park.
Knows his onions, keen as mustard.

You need to ketchup....

Angry Smiley from stringjunior because Joka has parked his new van next to his pop up potato oven at Mablethorpe’s famous Pirate Petes Golf Course.

 

[Trafford]

I won't believe anything until JL94x4 puts it out there.....middle of next week knowing how far he is usually behind.....

You won’t have heard it from JL94x4 yet because a) it won’t get everybody hot under the collar and b) his friend’s cousin hasn’t yet had the chance to overhear a conversation between 2 former ballboys in their local Tesco.....

 

[steve26272]

Sexy Jordan?

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fantastic, never have another weather related abandoned match

we could get her to lay down on Shoreham street and drag her flaps over the roof ala Wembley style
Gash like a hippo's yawn

 

[Harrisblade]

Whilst I appreciate your attempt at ironic humour, 'vender' isn't an incorrect spelling.

But thanks anyway.

One for the old-timers though

Vender Definitions | What does vender mean? | Best 3 Definitions of Vender

Define vender. Vender as a noun means <a>Vendor.</a>.

www.yourdictionary.com

 

[stringjunior]

Angry Smiley from stringjunior because Joka has parked his new van next to his pop up potato oven at Mablethorpe’s famous Pirate Petes Golf Course.

Screw you Thornton. You're the guy that tipped him off. I know it. It's got your dirty little M.O. all over it. You saw me in action () down the East Coast Riviera and said to Joka, that's where you want to be pal, right next to the king of the spud.

We're through Thornton, through I tell you. I'll never contact you again, at least not until my next accounts need fudging submitting

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Screw you Thornton. You're the guy that tipped him off. I know it. It's got your dirty little M.O. all over it. You saw me in action () down the East Coast Riviera and said to Joka, that's where you want to be pal, right next to the king of the spud.

We're through Thornton, through I tell you. I'll never contact you again, at least not until my next accounts need fudging submitting

 

[Sean Thornton]

Screw you Thornton. You're the guy that tipped him off. I know it. It's got your dirty little M.O. all over it. You saw me in action () down the East Coast Riviera and said to Joka, that's where you want to be pal, right next to the king of the spud.

We're through Thornton, through I tell you. I'll never contact you again, at least not until my next accounts need fudging submitting

I have the vinegar sachet, chip fork and pickled egg concessions. ....

 

[JayGreen17]

The best option, can’t wait for next season if it’s him.

 

[A Storm of Blades]

A very sensible appointment. As long as he can stay for more than 70 games...

 

[Snowflake]

Remember years ago, we wound up a vender to almost tears

 

[stringjunior]

I have the vinegar sachet, chip fork and pickled egg concessions. ....

You'll make a killing. Just don't ask Vern to do queue management.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

You'll make a killing. Just don't ask Vern to do queue management.

Vern does supply

 

[SwissBlade]

You won’t have heard it from JL94x4 yet because a) it won’t get everybody hot under the collar and b) his friend’s cousin hasn’t yet had the chance to overhear a conversation between 2 former ballboys in their local Tesco.....

Tesco’s?

He’s one flash bastard that JL94x4

And everyone knows He’ll announce his news 75 mins into the next game... that’s when his posts are most effective

 

[Blade58]

We know. Already been said on Twitter.

You're getting slower, Sun. I suppose being 43 will do that do a man.

You got the Twitter link Tom?

 

[ThatJa]

 

[Nicolaus_Copernicus]

Chris who?

That sad feeling you get in the pit of your stomach when you’re told that your ex-missus’s new fella has got a full 12 inches and generous girth.

Your Paul & Shark may still be hanging in her wardrobe, but it’s gathering dust & she’s moved on.

In Slaviša we trust. UTB

 

[Rodley]

 

[Blade56]

Work permit sorted

Ffs

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Wow this is really really whelming.

 

[ATL Recs]

He owns the burger van in the car park.
Knows his onions, keen as mustard.

You need to ketchup....

And whose your sauce for this ITK ?

 

[Numpty's Dusty Ruts.]

Chris who?

That sad feeling you get in the pit of your stomach when you’re told that your ex-missus’s new fella has got a full 12 inches and generous girth.

Your Paul & Shark may still be hanging in her wardrobe, but it’s gathering dust & she’s moved on.

In Slaviša we trust. UTB

I also own a ruler and have a beer belly!

 

[CornwallBlade]

And whose your sauce for this ITK ?

Hendo?

 

[Brewster Cost Millions]

Seil jarnock

 

[Sean Thornton]

Hendo?

Get thee behind me Satan.......

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

And whose your sauce for this ITK ?

Must be somebody with connections in high places so it has to be HP

 

[Bladeloyal]

 

[mattbianco1]

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Get a confirmed tag on Foxy

 

[Bladeloyal]

Work permit sorted

Where's ballsup and the carrier bag firm when you need them . probably be in two thirds

 

[Scarebus]

Work permit sorted

I'm bumping this for a laugh.


bring back Richard Cadette