Shoreham Boys

[Chris the Blade]

I'm getting a bit tired of the same drugged up young ones singing this song about fornicating with the opponent fans' girlfriends after consuming their alcohol.
We need to upgrade the lyrics to something far more respectable.
Something like...
Shoreham boys we are here
Visit your libraries with a smile and some cheer
Sing this and I'll join in as will everyone else from the south west of the city.

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

Having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card.

 

[ChefYouKnighted1889]

Chris the Blade

 

[ChefYouKnighted1889]

 

[Rodley]

drugged up young ones singing this song about fornicating with the opponent fans' girlfriends after consuming their alcohol.

 

[The Fox]

I'm getting a bit tired of the same drugged up young ones singing this song about fornicating with the opponent fans' girlfriends after consuming their alcohol.
We need to upgrade the lyrics to something far more respectable.
Something like...
Shoreham boys we are here
Visit your libraries with a smile and some cheer
Sing this and I'll join in as will everyone else from the south west of the city.

Games gone

 

[Sean Thornton]

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[CPB]

I'm getting a bit tired of the same drugged up young ones singing this song about fornicating with the opponent fans' girlfriends after consuming their alcohol.
We need to upgrade the lyrics to something far more respectable.
Something like...
Shoreham boys we are here
Visit your libraries with a smile and some cheer
Sing this and I'll join in as will everyone else from the south west of the city.

Thing is our sheffield library is falling down a bit. Which is more than likely these yank owners fault.

It won't change. But you could swap it too something more like.

"When we win we'll drink your beer!"

Ain't changing anytime soon though

 

[Silent Blade]

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You forgot inverted wingers!

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

I'm getting a bit tired of the same drugged up young ones singing this song about fornicating with the opponent fans' girlfriends after consuming their alcohol.
We need to upgrade the lyrics to something far more respectable.
Something like...
Shoreham boys we are here
Visit your libraries with a smile and some cheer
Sing this and I'll join in as will everyone else from the south west of the city.

Have you considered some head phones? A
little bit of Max Bygraves - most respectable.

 

[BadgersBigToe]

I'm getting a bit tired of the same drugged up young ones singing this song about fornicating with the opponent fans' girlfriends after consuming their alcohol.
We need to upgrade the lyrics to something far more respectable.
Something like...
Shoreham boys we are here
Visit your libraries with a smile and some cheer
Sing this and I'll join in as will everyone else from the south west of the city.

There’s only the south west got any libraries still open

 

[The Fox]

My main issue with the suggested lyrics is the insensitivity and marginalisation of the millions of adults with poor literacy skills .

Im sure most are less offended at being considered to have shaggable womenfolk and quafable ales.

 

[VictoryBlade]

I don't think this song is about opposition fans at all! Sh*g 'your' women and drink 'your' beer, alludes to women and beer attached to the singer of the song?

 

[Lane Ender]

I'm getting a bit tired of the same drugged up young ones singing this song about fornicating with the opponent fans' girlfriends after consuming their alcohol.
We need to upgrade the lyrics to something far more respectable.
Something like...
Shoreham boys we are here
Visit your libraries with a smile and some cheer
Sing this and I'll join in as will everyone else from the south west of the city.

Stop doing midday midweek boozing sessions

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

I don't think this song is about opposition fans at all! Sh*g 'your' women and drink 'your' beer, alludes to women and beer attached to the singer of the song?

Nah, it's an away song about invading another town/city.

 

[Rodley]

Nah, it's an away song about invading another town/city.

 

[CarlMcBlade]

Show no mercy, have no fear.

 

[FINUK]

If you’ve ever been to burslem I guarantee this chant is not followed through

 

[s20Blade]

Shoreham chaps we are in attendance to fornicate with your spouses and consume your alcohol

 

[Blade In Flame]

Some people think the OP is a joke but I don't. I can assure you, this is the level we've sunk to in the stands.

 

[Keen Blade]

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Prosecute the lot of 'em and 'Hang 'em High' !
That'll learn 'em !

 

[diode_blade]

 

[dexter101]

I think OP has missed a trick, is doesn't need rewriting, it just needs a separate section to shout an added word after women and beer.

All is fine, as long as someone shouts "consensually" and then "therefore adding much needed revenue into the local business economy"