Sheffield United Naughty Boys

[tomtheblade]

Why aren't we top? Booooo

Wilder out.

 

[SwissBlade]

Basically we’re shit trouble makers because we get caught for it. Leeds and the Wall are better at evading capture

 

[alcoblade]

Whats wrong with a good kidney punch to a disabled child?

Should have picked on one without a kidney?

 

[Hartley Hare]

Bit disappointing that we lost out to Birmingham.

We must try harder.

HH

 

[Hartley Hare]

If you get arrested at football, does that mean you can't do jury service?

HH

 

[Sean Thornton]

Any stats on coke usage?

Yeah. 95% of it the chavs buy is actually baking powder.

Real drugs would kill the silly fuckers.

 

[BladeFisher]

SUFC had the 2nd most fans arrested last season. overall decline in arrests throughout all leagues, although increase seen in the Championship.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/46220337

That proves that all SYP are pigs!

 

[SwitchBLADE Smiles]

Always the fucking bridesmaid this club. Fucks sake. McCabe out!

 

[Pierre's PC]

To better our place in this league table, I've started to kidney punch random sweaties as they pass. The problem is that they seem to take it as foreplay and rather than get arrested, I'm collecting phone numbers

 

[Rodley]

Now that SYPD have invested in this state of the art system that can zoom into every seat (presumably diverting the money proposed to be used investigating all the stabbings in Sheffield) I’m going to make the most of it and launch tirades of abuse periodically during games. If it works and I’m caught in camera we should be higher up the league table next year.

REMEMBER - this is our best ever opportunity to get top 2 in the arrests league, we’ll never ever have a better and next year will be much harder.

 

[west_yorks_blade]

To better our place in this league table, I've started to kidney punch random sweaties as they pass. The problem is that they seem to take it as foreplay and rather than get arrested, I'm collecting phone numbers

To boost our arrest figures, we need to target things that the police are interested in. They aren’t too bothered about violent crime. So as satisfying as kidney punching disabled orphans is, we need to get more radical.

So I am going to drive up and down Bramall Lane with a broken head light, park on double yellow lines and tell some poor taste jokes on the internet.

I suggest we all participate in similar despicable acts if we really care about topping that table.

 

[diode_blade]

Listen Jonny lad, the only fucking Beast from the East you need to worry about is Big Vern when he comes down to sort your wage dispute. Did you know, he knocked out a "snowbomb" last year, true story...……..

Only thing the Crab needs to worry about is another Crab Lobster revolution...could be even bigger than the Great 1918 one...they're Clawing their way up the beaches now....


gets coat...

 

[The Crab]

Only thing the Crab needs to worry about is another Crab Lobster revolution...could be even bigger than the Great 1918 one...they're Clawing their way up the beaches now....


gets coat...

I hope they do, we're ready for them and we'll score some cheap Lobster for the Thermidore at The Happy Crab Tonight.

 

[SUFC Guy]

Won't this alternative 'league table' just encourage more perps ?

 

[Rodley]

Is it worth handing out red and white scarves to some of the young hoodies and smack head burglars?

It solves two problems - (a) if they’re identified as football supporters they’ll be arrested promptly as a priority, and (b) we’ll shoot to top of the table and get a crack at the Champions (Arrests) League.

 

[Trafford]

All very witty but nothing to be proud of and doesn’t reflect well on a club that works hard on its family credentials.

 

[BiggerBladeThanThou]

To boost our arrest figures, we need to target things that the police are interested in. They aren’t too bothered about violent crime. So as satisfying as kidney punching disabled orphans is, we need to get more radical.

So I am going to drive up and down Bramall Lane with a broken head light, park on double yellow lines and tell some poor taste jokes on the internet.

I suggest we all participate in similar despicable acts if we really care about topping that table.

Will liking this get me arrested? Hope so.

#SoonOnTop

 

[Sean Thornton]

I hope they do, we're ready for them and we'll score some cheap Lobster for the Thermidore at The Happy Crab Tonight.

Cheap lobster = out of date crabstix

 

[The Crab]

Cheap lobster = out of date crabstix

They're not out of date, they're 840 day matured Crabstix

 

[John Street West Terrace]

A few new signings in the JTW or a few good loan ins from recent parolees and we could be chasing silverware in May .

 

[Seanshoreham]

First naughty time I remember on the kop was v Man City late sixties, they used to sell beer in glass bottles at the back of the kop, lot of blood and snot that day

 

[Aston max]

Any stats on coke usage?

Prefer a wood burner me Sen

 

[cahill]

Half the Grimsby ones will have been from when we played them. Most were sentenced earlier this year.

Can we claim them then and go top ?

 

[Silent Blade]

First naughty time I remember on the kop was v Man City late sixties, they used to sell beer in glass bottles at the back of the kop, lot of blood and snot that day

1st April 1967. A friend of mine (passed away in 2000) said the fighting happened just after Mick Jones headed in a Woody corner before half time and it was the worst he had ever seen.

 

[Dellas Cowboys]

They've added in the fans incarcerated on trams presumably.

 

[diode_blade]

Heard a rumour that the Hendo's BBC are teaming up with the Worcester boys.....no one's going to relish that.....

 

[FATTYFOULKE]

Good to see someone who I won’t call a United fan, just a lowlife who spoils it for the rest of us, has been fined £10,000 for attacking a two Norwich fans last year.

https://www.thestar.co.uk/news/shef...-10-000-over-an-attack-on-away-fans-1-9448441

 

[IdLiketoRogerMoore]

Good to see someone who I won’t call a United fan, just a lowlife who spoils it for the rest of us, has been fined £10,000 for attacking a two Norwich fans last year.

https://www.thestar.co.uk/news/shef...-10-000-over-an-attack-on-away-fans-1-9448441

Lowlife's have feelings too....

And aren't they allowed to support football club's?

Every club has dick heads in their supporters and name calling them, saying they're not football fans, producing league tables of hooligans - all fail to address the subject...

 

[FATTYFOULKE]

Lowlife's have feelings too....

And aren't they allowed to support football club's?

Every club has dick heads in their supporters and name calling them, saying they're not football fans, producing league tables of hooligans - all fail to address the subject...

Lowlife’s like him aren’t my definition of a football fan or supporter.

He is my definition of a scumbag though.

 

[Topplayersleave]

Is it worth handing out red and white scarves to some of the young hoodies and smack head burglars?

It solves two problems - (a) if they’re identified as football supporters they’ll be arrested promptly as a priority, and (b) we’ll shoot to top of the table and get a crack at the Champions (Arrests) League.

I'm all for new methods of boosting our arrest figures but to be a successful "firm" in Europe we might need to spend a few quid promoting a political message
I would be interested to know what new radical political issues we should use to boost arrests