Sheff Utd "C*nt" XI

[Klaatu Barada Nikto]

Paddy McCarthy. The rumour was he never even bothered training with us

 

[Balham]

The guy who defended Robertson in court is a former poster here.

Pinchy?

 

[Wards]

Did he do anything or was it just his on pitch persona that wound everyone up?

He's quite well liked outside of football.

I just really disliked the way he played the game. The kind of kid who'd make you question why you enjoyed playing football in the first place. I'd have kicked him into the stands and got sent off, which is exactly the reaction he'd have been looking for. Dickhead.

 

[Fjortoft's Aeroplane]

Eh?? Graham Stuart started off slow but by the time he left he was one of our best players, he was also sold against his wishes and said we would never get anywhere selling our best players

He didn't give me the impression on the pitch he was that up for it, maybe he thought playing for us was beneath him. Obviously a decent player as most of his career was in the Premier League both before and after us... but when he came down a division to slum it with the Blades, he didn't look like a Rolls Royce, far from it.

 

[shorehamview]

Gary Madine .....Cos he's a cunt!

Gary Madine uncunted himself when he helped us get promotion.

 

[Chezzy Blades]

Paddy McCarthy. The rumour was he never even bothered training with us

I remember it being in the media at the time that he trained with Palace all week then drove up for matches. Only thing I remember about him on the pitch was an awful performance in an (I think) 3-2 defeat at Chesterfield.

 

[raimond]

Does Jack Robinson not count because he’s our c*nt rather than just a c*nt?

Loveable c*nt that c*nt

 

[raimond]

Here's a confusing thing. If they were playing against you;

Billy Sharp - c*nt.
Dean Henderson - absolute c*nt.
Michael Brown - raight c*nt.
Chris Morgan - King Cnut 'king c*nt.

But for us, every one a hero. Maybe we're all c*nts.

 

[diplomat]

Nobody killed one of our counter attacks like Graham Stuart. More wrong decisions than the bloke who first decided getting his ball sack waxed was a great idea

Being pedantic, isn’t that just one bad decision? Potentially the same one repeated over and over if he’s that way inclined

 

[diplomat]

Jack Rodwell what was the fucking point lol

Bit harsh calling him a lady garden tho? He wasn’t going round pushing old ladies into hedges or owt.

 

[Woodthorpe blade]

Has anyone said Don 'cuntin' Givens?

 

[Blackestnite]

Jose Baxter, was always a cunt in the bookies.

 

[BigBed]

Can I suggest Fallowfield in goal!!??

 

[Sportbilly /Detroit Blade]

Peter Withe. Only Blade I have ever seen/heard cheered when he was finally substituted.

Looked old as fuck when he played for us as well, or maybe that's because i was a young un back then?

 

[Carlton Blade]

Being pedantic, isn’t that just one bad decision? Potentially the same one repeated over and over if he’s that way inclined

You've got me there!!

 

[Razor_Blade]

For the #8 position didn’t Brian Howard slag us off for not playing to his silky strengths when he left?

To be fair we booted the ball strait over his head. Dark times.

Same as Leon who fucked strait off back to Swansea

 

[103SecondsOfMagic]

Nathan Blake

 

[bladestrivia]

Captain Old Terry Turn Coat Curran ,I've not only signed for the best team in Sheffield but the best in Country WANKER, had one good game away at Stoke in the cup Vice Captain the horrible Keith Curle I remember laughing at him when he played for wolves years later was in bogs at a Simon Tracey do at the Lane when him and Gayle walked in mouthing off and IAM sure he recognised me

 

[Tom Bott]

There's an entire forum full of cunts.

The Corner

The place to name the Cunts of the World!!! No inter member acrimony.

www.cuntscorner.com

 

[Gimli]

Darius Henderson - twat on the pitch, also twat off it when he denied he was him when I saw him in Walkabout in Donny c.2008!

 

[Gimli]

Anyone said Alan yet?

Hi Alan…

 

[COME BACK CHED]

Paul Mcgrath ,Lazy over-rated piss head , further back Jimmy Johnstone legs gone .piss-head with us .

 

[DifferentClass]

Surprised nobody's mentioned Phil Fucking Thompson. Remember the useless big nosed get giving the Vs to the kop after another zero effort performance.

"Sit down Pinocchio..."

 

[Maurice Maurice]

Nick 'Talentless Splay Footed Twat' Montgomery. Ran about a lot, couldn't pass a ball, couldn't control a ball, never improved despite 318 years of exposure to professional coaching methods and should never have kicked a ball at a higher level than under 12, visually impaired girls football.

 

[Sportbilly /Detroit Blade]

Nick 'Talentless Splay Footed Twat' Montgomery. Ran about a lot, couldn't pass a ball, couldn't control a ball, never improved despite 318 years of exposure to professional coaching methods and should never have kicked a ball at a higher level than under 12, visually impaired girls football.

Don't know why but always read your forum name as Maurice Malpas

 

[JJ Sefton]

Cliche, but the way Hammond and Woolford performed at the end of 2016 still bothers me 8 years on.

Them two for me. Obvious piss takers.

 

[Maurice Maurice]

Don't know why but always read your forum name as Maurice Malpas

Who's Maurice Malpas?

 

[Tony_Kaufman]

The first names that spring to my mind are Lee Hendrie, Marlon King, Christian Nade, Lys Mousset, Jose Baxter, Dean Hammond, Oli McBurnie and for last season Anel Ahmedhodzic and Vini De Souza (who is currently unc***ing himself).

 

[Pollingtonblade]

Nick 'Talentless Splay Footed Twat' Montgomery. Ran about a lot, couldn't pass a ball, couldn't control a ball, never improved despite 318 years of exposure to professional coaching methods and should never have kicked a ball at a higher level than under 12, visually impaired girls football.

The fact that he was usually paired with other splay footed twats held us back.

Who remembers the creative midfield of Doyle n Monty? Jesus wept.

 

[raimond]

Who's Maurice Malpas?

He played for Scotland and cried in Italia 90 when he got hit in the face by a Brazilian free kick.