Sheff Utd "C*nt" XI

[bibbity bobbity boo]

Billy Sharp. What did the fat cunt do apart from score lots of goals.

 

[dazzlingblade]

Invisible

Fair point well made

 

[Chezzy Blades]

Another obscure one, but didn’t we send Paul Hall back from loaning early for slating the club/Warnock/his SUFC team mates? Can’t remember exactly but even as a kid I remember thinking he was a bell.

 

[Bert]

Football stars charged with burglary over nightclub handbag thefts

Two Championship footballers were today charged with burglary in connection with the theft of items from a staff room at a Portsmouth nightclub.

www.standard.co.uk

 

[coolasanidiot]

Paul devlin

WHAT! Paul Devlin was a great little player for us.

 

[dazzlingblade]

That shirt modelling with Tony McMahon puts them both in my 11.

Controversially I’d also have Bradshaw, he was my hero as a kid and named him as my favourite player when I was a mascot in 1992. Played with him in my early 20’s and the bloke was a cunt.

Sadly have to concur, loved him as a player, met him through someone I knew who is his cousin, met him when I was about 20, not a particularly endearing chap

 

[Tarqs]

WHAT! Paul Devlin was a great little player for us.

He was until he wanted out, downed tools and started offering fans out

 

[dazzlingblade]

WHAT! Paul Devlin was a great little player for us.

You can be a good player and a cunt

 

[Zipwire]

Can’t believe nobody had mentioned Jose Baxter. Two failed drug tests and a complete waste of talent.

 

[BladeInIreland]

Blackwell has to be the manager

 

[Pittsburg Blade]

Possible candidates:

Maybe David Unsworth after leaving us and scoring that penalty in 2007…

Maybe even Ili for joining Everton and saying he always knew he’d play in the Premier League one day…

 

[Klaatu Barada Nikto]

Blackwell has to be the manager

Blackwell at least gave us a some moments to cherish. What did Nigel Adkins ever do

 

[Massive Attackers]

Vinny Jones for the article he did when leaving us.

 

[Sportbilly /Detroit Blade]

Mark Morris, wasn't he our record signing at the time for 175k, might have been a nice guy but Jesus he was hardly Baresi was he?!

Maybe my expectations are too high!

 

[Balham]

That shirt modelling with Tony McMahon puts them both in my 11.

First mention of McMahon and it isn’t to put him in the cunts XI??! He’s captain of the cunt squad.

Add in Ashley Sestanovich as well.

 

[Goodpinchofclough]

Callum McFadzean

Sheffield United footballer admits drunken assaults

A Sheffield United footballer pleads guilty to headbutting one woman and hitting another in the face.

www.bbc.co.uk

Jordan Robertson

Sheffield United footballer Jordan Robertston jailed for fatal crash

Sheffield United striker admitted causing death by dangerous driving in Christmas Day crash

www.theguardian.com

 

[Wards]

Tony McMahon is/was/always-will-be a CUNT.

Hated him. Never stopped moaning, diving, being a cunt.

 

[BladeInIreland]

Blackwell at least gave us a some moments to cherish. What did Nigel Adkins ever do

You could say that but at the same time how many people have come out and said post career that Blackwell was a cunt.

 

[Houston_Blade]

First mention of McMahon and it isn’t to put him in the cunts XI??! He’s captain of the cunt squad.

Add in Ashley Sestanovich as well.

I said him and Brandy would be in for the shirt photo alone. McMahon was a massive cunt though and would be in my team.

 

[Klaatu Barada Nikto]

Didn't Jacob Mellis do an interview after he left calling us a small time club or something?

 

[Balham]

I said him and Brandy would be in for the shirt photo alone. McMahon was a massive cunt though and would be in my team.

I blame the Löwenbräu. Apologies.

McMahon isn’t in my cunts XI because he starred in a shite kit release photo. He’s in because he’s a platinum-coated, copper bottomed, weapons-grade cunt.

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

Loads of us according to recent posters.

 

[Alan Birchenall's hair]

Tony McMahon is/was/always-will-be a CUNT.

Hated him. Never stopped moaning, diving, being a cunt.

See also - Dave Kitson. With fuckin' bells on.....

 

[georgebernardshaw]

Football stars charged with burglary over nightclub handbag thefts

Two Championship footballers were today charged with burglary in connection with the theft of items from a staff room at a Portsmouth nightclub.

www.standard.co.uk

A much used phrase of mine but that’s fucking outrageous and I’m fucking outraged

 

[Westran]

Controversial, but Illiman left us high and dry at the last minute at a key moment to force a move when he'd verbally agreed to sign.

 

[Westran]

Brian Robson's a c*nt, spent his entire tenure pissed up and was secretly filmed telling investors how to break FA rules to buy us

 

[Sheffsteel]

Go on i'll bite, what did Febian Brandy do?

He played like Ronaldo both times we played Walsall that season
We bought him, gave him a nice pay rise, he played 15 matches and was constantly so poor.
Before the season ended we ended up loaning him back to Walsall whilst still paying alot of his wage.
Total waste of money.

 

[Sheffsteel]

WHAT! Paul Devlin was a great little player for us.

Agree....he had little man syndrome, was mouthy and up for a fight,
the type who would get booked for dissent and apparently he fell out, nearly came to blows with Warnock a few times
but he was quite talented and actually pretty good for us. I liked him and was fine with his Yorkshire terrier style attitude.

 

[Klaatu Barada Nikto]

He played like Ronaldo both times we played Walsall that season
We bought him, gave him a nice pay rise, he played 15 matches and was constantly so poor.
Before the season ended we ended up loaning him back to Walsall whilst still paying alot of his wage.
Total waste of money.

I mean he was shit, but i wouldn't really call him a cunt, i think he tried.

 

[coolasanidiot]

Controversial, but Illiman left us high and dry at the last minute at a key moment to force a move when he'd verbally agreed to sign.

Totally excusable- Ili second best player ever to play for Blades after TC- you have to give him a bye.