Sheff Utd "C*nt" XI

[BerksBlade]

Ramsdale. Regardless of his abilities as a keeper, anyone who refuses to train or play whilst still under contract can never be forgiven in my book.

 

[Jon Bon II]

Phil Jagielka. For that deliberate handball, you treacherous cunt!

And Vinnie Jones. He was great for us I thought, but he is a cunt, pure and simple.

 

[Superblades]

Nosworthy and make him captain, captain of the cunts.

 

[Sportbilly /Detroit Blade]

Captain Blade. You can fuck off with your inflatable cutlasses!

 

[Bert]

Callum McFadzean

Sheffield United footballer admits drunken assaults

A Sheffield United footballer pleads guilty to headbutting one woman and hitting another in the face.

www.bbc.co.uk

Jordan Robertson

Sheffield United footballer Jordan Robertston jailed for fatal crash

Sheffield United striker admitted causing death by dangerous driving in Christmas Day crash

www.theguardian.com

The guy who defended Robertson in court is a former poster here.

 

[moody1889]

Might be controversial but Ched Evans f*cking his life up off the field derailed our season completely.

 

[Bladesman101]

James Beattie, my first blades hero, and then he joined pig coaching staff…

His only saving grace was that he joined as a striker coach and i think they scored about 3 goals in 10 games he was there

 

[shorehamview]

Terry Curran.

The arch cunt. The uber cunt. The cunt's cunt if you will.

None cuntier.

 

[Harry's Game]

Che Adams. AKA. Jug Eared Cunt

Did an interview when he joined Birmingham City saying he was pleased to by joining a bigger better run club..

 

[BLADES1988]

Chedwyn Evans. If he wasnt starring in a weird cuck home movie snorting coke off a lasses nips whilst scoffing a meat feast, we would have got promoted and he wouldnt have gone to Doncatraz for a holiday.

 

[moody1889]

Might be controversial but I say Ched Evans for

Che Adams. AKA. Jug Eared Cunt

Did an interview when he joined Birmingham City saying he was pleased to by joining a bigger better run club..

To be fair we were run by penny pinchers.

 

[JOEYDEE]

Mousset...could have been a reight player,if he wasn't such a cnt (to himself)

 

[Gin&Juice]

players I couldn’t stand

Robin Olsen

Tony McMahon
Jay McEverley
Keith Curle
Neil Collins

Curtis Woodhouse
Jose Baxter
Darren Bullock
Nick Henry

King
Evans

Subs

Paul Devlin
Marcus Bent
Sestanovic
Jordan Robertson
Ilimans mate who went back to being a roadman
Carl Bradshaw
The 2015-16 squad except for Sharp and Basham.

 

[Nickydblade]

Football stars charged with burglary over nightclub handbag thefts

Two Championship footballers were today charged with burglary in connection with the theft of items from a staff room at a Portsmouth nightclub.

www.standard.co.uk

This led to one of my favourite fan comments ever. We were struggling at home and Dyer was on the bench. At the top of his voice from behind me:

“Blackwell! Blackwell! Get that pickpocket on!”

 

[CaptainMorgans]

First mention of McMahon and it isn’t to put him in the cunts XI??! He’s captain of the cunt squad.

Add in Ashley Sestanovich as well.

Tony McMahon is/was/always-will-be a CUNT.

Hated him. Never stopped moaning, diving, being a cunt.

Archer in this side would thrive I think. Shame he was starved of the chances last year.

Tony McMahon is mates with quite a lot of lads I know, but I don't know him personally myself.

Did he do anything or was it just his on pitch persona that wound everyone up?

I remember him coming across as someone that thought he was way better than he was and very mouthy.

 

[ashsufc1889]

Let's have some justification for why you think they were a cunt too.

Gary Madine .....Cos he's a cunt!

 

[FatPaul]

Beat me to it but I prefer
Lunscunt

See, I'd go with cuntstrum, but that sounds like a bird parting her corned beef curtains.

 

[ashsufc1889]

Callum McFadzean

Sheffield United footballer admits drunken assaults

A Sheffield United footballer pleads guilty to headbutting one woman and hitting another in the face.

www.bbc.co.uk

Jordan Robertson

Sheffield United footballer Jordan Robertston jailed for fatal crash

Sheffield United striker admitted causing death by dangerous driving in Christmas Day crash

www.theguardian.com

Jordan Robertson - Totally forgot about that cunt!

 

[HackeyBlade]

players I couldn’t stand

Robin Olsen

Tony McMahon
Jay McEverley
Keith Curle
Neil Collins

Curtis Woodhouse
Jose Baxter
Darren Bullock
Nick Henry

King
Evans

Subs

Paul Devlin
Marcus Bent
Sestanovic
Jordan Robertson
Ilimans mate who went back to being a roadman
Carl Bradshaw
The 2015-16 squad except for Sharp and Basham.

Who's Ilimans mate who went back to being a roadman?

 

[ashsufc1889]

Didn't Jacob Mellis do an interview after he left calling us a small time club or something?

He did well for himself...the cunt!

 

[LondonBlade89]

Does Jack Robinson not count because he’s our c*nt rather than just a c*nt?

 

[ashsufc1889]

The guy who defended Robertson in court is a former poster here.

Really?

 

[Houston_Blade]

I blame the Löwenbräu. Apologies.

McMahon isn’t in my cunts XI because he starred in a shite kit release photo. He’s in because he’s a platinum-coated, copper bottomed, weapons-grade cunt.

Pig as well!

 

[Davalon]

Keith Curle. Played like a complete socket.

I could go much deeper on this one but won't on here

 

[JFK]

Surprised nobody's mentioned Phil Fucking Thompson. Remember the useless big nosed get giving the Vs to the kop after another zero effort performance.

 

[Stanthemanfan]

When I look at how bang average he was for us and how well he played elsewhere I'd like to nominate Graham Stuart for a place in in the SUFC Hall of c*nts. Jose Baxter had some real potential too but went down the pan instead.

Eh?? Graham Stuart started off slow but by the time he left he was one of our best players, he was also sold against his wishes and said we would never get anywhere selling our best players

 

[Davalon]

Danny Cullip - absolute bellend.

 

[coaxingstar71]

Danny Cullip - long serving Brighton centre back and seemed a decent signing. However, only played a handful of games before properly losing it and telling Warnock he basically hated playing for him and the club.
Cheerio then Danny.

 

[Auld Reekie Blade]

Peter Withe. Only Blade I have ever seen/heard cheered when he was finally substituted.

 

[Balham]

Who's Ilimans mate who went back to being a roadman?

Ta-Shea Andall-Gibbons.