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The bloke is a Blade (yes I know some will say he isn't just out of spite or via some other twisted reasoning), but just accept for the moment that he is and as such he has the same emotions and opinions as other fans. So there he is having taken on the "stewardship" of the club he supports and wishes to have rise through the divisions, he pumps millions into it and bank rolls it to the extent that it achieves his dream of Premiership football and then through bad luck, bad management, a combination of both whatever, it doesn't matter for the sake of these thoughts, his club plummets to the depths it occupies today.

At the beginning of the 2015/16 season having previously been one goal away from the play offs with theoretically a squad of players that should kick on with a few judicious additions and deletions he appoints the one man most of the footballing world (and Blades at the time) would say is perfect for the mission of integrating the youth of the academy and managing the team to instant promotion. Well done Kev most said, you finally pushed the boat out salary wise and got the right man for the job. Not a former pig, not a Bladey Blade appointment, not an egotistical dictator that holds grudges, a sensible man with a proper CV of promotions.

Let's also accept that Kevin, being a very fair man, listened to the senior players who were mightily unimpressed by some of their number being hung out to dry and ostracised publicly by Clough over the season and gave Adkins the brief of managing the squad he had and allowing them "a second chance". I think we can also safely assume that Adkins warranted that his coaching would improve the playing staff.

Well, since then he has witnessed (and just imagine he is a fan like the rest of us) a manager who appoints Mc'Adoodle as captain of the club, puts his rookie keeper in for the first game which he loses 4-0 to the mighty Gills and who since then, has brought in one player who has improved the squad and four who have been completely ineffective, displayed a remarkable propensity for insane substitutions, bizarre formations, playing players out of position, talking in mind numbing cliches, displaying positivity where none is warranted only brutal honesty and displaying all the skills of football "game time" management of a wet and bedraggled slug infested lettuce leaf.

Kevin also finds that the "investment" in the squad by Clough has been so huge that not only is the transfer kitty bare, but also those "diamonds" that Clough did invest in are just about impossible to shift off the books on the basis that no-one else wants them because (a) they are crap or (b) no one will pay their inflated salaries on the daft contracts that were handed out to them at the time or (c) they are known to be perpetually injured. To top it all, one of the players who might attract a fee for reinvestment turns out to have screwed his valuation (a la Ched) by being a thick Scouse tosser with a predilection for failing drug tests.

Meanwhile off stage, the bloke he brought in to invest in the club gets a ministerial job that means he can't properly take a managerial interest in the running of the club, his bezzy mate turns out to be a former Turkish "Ultra" and his business adviser loves twittering stuff which ought to be kept in house. Following the investment in smart new pitches and a "statement of intent" of blowing the budget on Brayford and getting no return in the sense of promotion and making another pay off to a manager and staff, he is said to be losing interest and reluctant to invest further. Kevn is having to keep him and his entourage interested whilst they get flak that they are completely unused to from the unfriendly and angry natives.

Against all this backdrop he has to decide whether he has unintentionally dropped the biggest bollock since appointing Weir or whether he keeps faith in a manager which most of the fans seem to have "seen through" as being an emperor with no clothes.

What would you do? I'd slit mi wrists!
 

What would you do?

Put like that, you'd sack the Scouser and hope to shake a double six again in the 'Blades random manger appointment game'.

Peter Reid, Holloway, Dowie, Joe Royle anyone?

The frightening thing is that some of them make Megson look like a catch....
 
Put like that, you'd sack the Scouser and hope to shake a double six again in the 'Blades random manger appointment game'.

Peter Reid, Holloway, Dowie, Joe Royle anyone?

The frightening thing is that some of them make Megson look like a catch....

You forgot Schteve McClaren is available......
 
The bloke is a Blade (yes I know some will say he isn't just out of spite or via some other twisted reasoning), but just accept for the moment that he is and as such he has the same emotions and opinions as other fans. So there he is having taken on the "stewardship" of the club he supports and wishes to have rise through the divisions, he pumps millions into it and bank rolls it to the extent that it achieves his dream of Premiership football and then through bad luck, bad management, a combination of both whatever, it doesn't matter for the sake of these thoughts, his club plummets to the depths it occupies today.

At the beginning of the 2015/16 season having previously been one goal away from the play offs with theoretically a squad of players that should kick on with a few judicious additions and deletions he appoints the one man most of the footballing world (and Blades at the time) would say is perfect for the mission of integrating the youth of the academy and managing the team to instant promotion. Well done Kev most said, you finally pushed the boat out salary wise and got the right man for the job. Not a former pig, not a Bladey Blade appointment, not an egotistical dictator that holds grudges, a sensible man with a proper CV of promotions.

Let's also accept that Kevin, being a very fair man, listened to the senior players who were mightily unimpressed by some of their number being hung out to dry and ostracised publicly by Clough over the season and gave Adkins the brief of managing the squad he had and allowing them "a second chance". I think we can also safely assume that Adkins warranted that his coaching would improve the playing staff.

Well, since then he has witnessed (and just imagine he is a fan like the rest of us) a manager who appoints Mc'Adoodle as captain of the club, puts his rookie keeper in for the first game which he loses 4-0 to the mighty Gills and who since then, has brought in one player who has improved the squad and four who have been completely ineffective, displayed a remarkable propensity for insane substitutions, bizarre formations, playing players out of position, talking in mind numbing cliches, displaying positivity where none is warranted only brutal honesty and displaying all the skills of football "game time" management of a wet and bedraggled slug infested lettuce leaf.

Kevin also finds that the "investment" in the squad by Clough has been so huge that not only is the transfer kitty bare, but also those "diamonds" that Clough did invest in are just about impossible to shift off the books on the basis that no-one else wants them because (a) they are crap or (b) no one will pay their inflated salaries on the daft contracts that were handed out to them at the time or (c) they are known to be perpetually injured. To top it all, one of the players who might attract a fee for reinvestment turns out to have screwed his valuation (a la Ched) by being a thick Scouse tosser with a predilection for failing drug tests.

Meanwhile off stage, the bloke he brought in to invest in the club gets a ministerial job that means he can't properly take a managerial interest in the running of the club, his bezzy mate turns out to be a former Turkish "Ultra" and his business adviser loves twittering stuff which ought to be kept in house. Following the investment in smart new pitches and a "statement of intent" of blowing the budget on Brayford and getting no return in the sense of promotion and making another pay off to a manager and staff, he is said to be losing interest and reluctant to invest further. Kevn is having to keep him and his entourage interested whilst they get flak that they are completely unused to from the unfriendly and angry natives.

Against all this backdrop he has to decide whether he has unintentionally dropped the biggest bollock since appointing Weir or whether he keeps faith in a manager which most of the fans seem to have "seen through" as being an emperor with no clothes.

What would you do? I'd slit mi wrists!
I also like Kev McCabe and always have. However since Derek Dooley retired, his football decisions have been disastrous. Derek understood football and what would and wouldn't work. Kev unfortunately goes on reputation. That's why we got Robson (the majority of fans saw how that would go) It's why we got Wilson, Wier Clough and now Adkins. All of his football decisions have led to where we are. The other thing I don't like about Kev is his ego. He thinks he can make football decisions as good as Derek Dooley did. The sensible thing to do from this point is fully withdraw from football decisions concentrate on the business side of the club in terms of infrastructure and community and agree with the other half of the ownership to appoint a football director who has responsibility for all football matters including the Academy and player development. I would recruit someone who has a current and relevant understanding of the game but doesn't want day to day management. It's doubtful it would be Warnock due to his relationship with the board which is a shame but there are others available.
 
That long to finish with that statement :eek:.
If I were him Id take a good look in the mirror and say " well I might be good at Building but I'm really crap at football stuff".
If one of his executives had been that bad in one of his companies he'd have sacked her/him long ago.
Just sack yourself Kev.
 
If I were him I'd put up for sale my half of the club, express regret to fans how things have turned out, no need to apologise, promise only to agree a sale to a worthy investor as far as is possible, go away and enjoy the rest of my life, maybe watching United on Bladesplayer and making the odd visit back say a couple of times a season. Write a book while on the beach in the Caribbean, call it 'Rich but sad', write a Foreward :- ' How I spoiled the best years of my life, made thousands of enemies within my beloved S2 and also throughout football, got no thanks whatsoever, learned a lot about people and myself, left the family £70m less than I should have done, would I do it all again? No!!'
 
If I were Kevin McCabe, the next thing that I would do is sell the best and most promising player and replace them with a turd on legs.

Bye Bye Che. Hello 'has been' 35yr old with no pace and ability.

I wonder how it all went so wrong...
 
The bloke is a Blade (yes I know some will say he isn't just out of spite or via some other twisted reasoning), but just accept for the moment that he is and as such he has the same emotions and opinions as other fans. So there he is having taken on the "stewardship" of the club he supports and wishes to have rise through the divisions, he pumps millions into it and bank rolls it to the extent that it achieves his dream of Premiership football and then through bad luck, bad management, a combination of both whatever, it doesn't matter for the sake of these thoughts, his club plummets to the depths it occupies today.

At the beginning of the 2015/16 season having previously been one goal away from the play offs with theoretically a squad of players that should kick on with a few judicious additions and deletions he appoints the one man most of the footballing world (and Blades at the time) would say is perfect for the mission of integrating the youth of the academy and managing the team to instant promotion. Well done Kev most said, you finally pushed the boat out salary wise and got the right man for the job. Not a former pig, not a Bladey Blade appointment, not an egotistical dictator that holds grudges, a sensible man with a proper CV of promotions.

Let's also accept that Kevin, being a very fair man, listened to the senior players who were mightily unimpressed by some of their number being hung out to dry and ostracised publicly by Clough over the season and gave Adkins the brief of managing the squad he had and allowing them "a second chance". I think we can also safely assume that Adkins warranted that his coaching would improve the playing staff.

Well, since then he has witnessed (and just imagine he is a fan like the rest of us) a manager who appoints Mc'Adoodle as captain of the club, puts his rookie keeper in for the first game which he loses 4-0 to the mighty Gills and who since then, has brought in one player who has improved the squad and four who have been completely ineffective, displayed a remarkable propensity for insane substitutions, bizarre formations, playing players out of position, talking in mind numbing cliches, displaying positivity where none is warranted only brutal honesty and displaying all the skills of football "game time" management of a wet and bedraggled slug infested lettuce leaf.

Kevin also finds that the "investment" in the squad by Clough has been so huge that not only is the transfer kitty bare, but also those "diamonds" that Clough did invest in are just about impossible to shift off the books on the basis that no-one else wants them because (a) they are crap or (b) no one will pay their inflated salaries on the daft contracts that were handed out to them at the time or (c) they are known to be perpetually injured. To top it all, one of the players who might attract a fee for reinvestment turns out to have screwed his valuation (a la Ched) by being a thick Scouse tosser with a predilection for failing drug tests.

Meanwhile off stage, the bloke he brought in to invest in the club gets a ministerial job that means he can't properly take a managerial interest in the running of the club, his bezzy mate turns out to be a former Turkish "Ultra" and his business adviser loves twittering stuff which ought to be kept in house. Following the investment in smart new pitches and a "statement of intent" of blowing the budget on Brayford and getting no return in the sense of promotion and making another pay off to a manager and staff, he is said to be losing interest and reluctant to invest further. Kevn is having to keep him and his entourage interested whilst they get flak that they are completely unused to from the unfriendly and angry natives.

Against all this backdrop he has to decide whether he has unintentionally dropped the biggest bollock since appointing Weir or whether he keeps faith in a manager which most of the fans seem to have "seen through" as being an emperor with no clothes.

What would you do? I'd slit mi wrists!

The road to hell is paved with good intentions. I don't doubt he meant to do the right thing at every turn. But when you keep getting it so wrong you have to say at some point you are the wrong man for the job.

He picked the managers, more importantly he fired the managers. He sanctioned wages and transfers.

If I were him I'd let someone else run the appointing side and stay the he'll away. Or I would sell up and apologise for making such a fuck up.

A well meaning fuck up is the same as any other. The nett result is what matters and there is no doubt we are in the shit.

When you cry yourself to bed tonight over poor kev, please remember as well meaning as he is, most likely his bed and his bank account are somewhat better off than the rest of us, so in reality life isn't so bad for him.
 
Yeah...but the trouble with all this 'imagining' is that you have pretend that McCabe is obliviously to all that's been going on at BDTBL and not the instrumental force behind our failure.

If I were him I'd walk...but he can't, because he has an unrealistic valuation of the club due to the tangled nature of his businesses involved.


There's been a few of these types of 'the board must fuming/poor McCabe' post's recently...not sure why...they have the power to change things for the better...hopefully they will learn and do so next season.
 
That long to finish with that statement :eek:.
If I were him Id take a good look in the mirror and say " well I might be good at Building but I'm really crap at football stuff".
If one of his executives had been that bad in one of his companies he'd have sacked her/him long ago.
Just sack yourself Kev.
I like to show my thinking rather than just say stuff. It's why I don't go on or read Bladesmad anymore.
 

SUFC is McCabes Vintage Car

Looks nice and shiney, the paint is decent, but the Engine is fucked

Totally impracticle, certainly expensive, buts its sumat you can take out once a week and show yer mates

Come Monday morning, get on with what really matters
 
I can't see what km hopes to achieve. Long term, losing (allegedly) him and the prince £4m each per annum, just to keep the books straight. Short term he's got anywhere between a £70/£90m loss. He ain't ever getting that back anytime soon, and while ever he's here, it just goes up and up.
The only way that he gets any money back, is selling up, lock, stock & barrel.
And we are then left at the mercy of Chinese, American or Arab investors, (think hull, Cardiff). We've covered all this shit before a million times I know, but it must be a f****ng headache for km.
 
McCabe has made bad decision, after bad decision, after bad decision.

No sympathy from me. Why should there be?
 
The bloke is a Blade (yes I know some will say he isn't just out of spite or via some other twisted reasoning), but just accept for the moment that he is and as such he has the same emotions and opinions as other fans. So there he is having taken on the "stewardship" of the club he supports and wishes to have rise through the divisions, he pumps millions into it and bank rolls it to the extent that it achieves his dream of Premiership football and then through bad luck, bad management, a combination of both whatever, it doesn't matter for the sake of these thoughts, his club plummets to the depths it occupies today.

At the beginning of the 2015/16 season having previously been one goal away from the play offs with theoretically a squad of players that should kick on with a few judicious additions and deletions he appoints the one man most of the footballing world (and Blades at the time) would say is perfect for the mission of integrating the youth of the academy and managing the team to instant promotion. Well done Kev most said, you finally pushed the boat out salary wise and got the right man for the job. Not a former pig, not a Bladey Blade appointment, not an egotistical dictator that holds grudges, a sensible man with a proper CV of promotions.

Let's also accept that Kevin, being a very fair man, listened to the senior players who were mightily unimpressed by some of their number being hung out to dry and ostracised publicly by Clough over the season and gave Adkins the brief of managing the squad he had and allowing them "a second chance". I think we can also safely assume that Adkins warranted that his coaching would improve the playing staff.

Well, since then he has witnessed (and just imagine he is a fan like the rest of us) a manager who appoints Mc'Adoodle as captain of the club, puts his rookie keeper in for the first game which he loses 4-0 to the mighty Gills and who since then, has brought in one player who has improved the squad and four who have been completely ineffective, displayed a remarkable propensity for insane substitutions, bizarre formations, playing players out of position, talking in mind numbing cliches, displaying positivity where none is warranted only brutal honesty and displaying all the skills of football "game time" management of a wet and bedraggled slug infested lettuce leaf.

Kevin also finds that the "investment" in the squad by Clough has been so huge that not only is the transfer kitty bare, but also those "diamonds" that Clough did invest in are just about impossible to shift off the books on the basis that no-one else wants them because (a) they are crap or (b) no one will pay their inflated salaries on the daft contracts that were handed out to them at the time or (c) they are known to be perpetually injured. To top it all, one of the players who might attract a fee for reinvestment turns out to have screwed his valuation (a la Ched) by being a thick Scouse tosser with a predilection for failing drug tests.

Meanwhile off stage, the bloke he brought in to invest in the club gets a ministerial job that means he can't properly take a managerial interest in the running of the club, his bezzy mate turns out to be a former Turkish "Ultra" and his business adviser loves twittering stuff which ought to be kept in house. Following the investment in smart new pitches and a "statement of intent" of blowing the budget on Brayford and getting no return in the sense of promotion and making another pay off to a manager and staff, he is said to be losing interest and reluctant to invest further. Kevn is having to keep him and his entourage interested whilst they get flak that they are completely unused to from the unfriendly and angry natives.

Against all this backdrop he has to decide whether he has unintentionally dropped the biggest bollock since appointing Weir or whether he keeps faith in a manager which most of the fans seem to have "seen through" as being an emperor with no clothes.

What would you do? I'd slit mi wrists!


Well ....... I've dried my tears and on reflection ......... I feel so sorry for Kev the Blade that I can forget about all the fu**ing great howlers he's dropped over the last 7 or so years, that I shall depart shortly for BDTBL with renewed optimism and vigour for next seasons promotion push !!

Provided, of course, that he overseas the biggest, most massive ( sorry! ) clear-out of the bloody incompetent, over-paid, under-achieving, bottle-less wasters in our first team squad and helps positive Nigel to rebuild a squad which ACTUALLY really has a chance of promotion next season.

If he's not up to doing that, in conjunction with his mate the Prince ........... then I've got about as much sympathy for him as I have for poor old Mike Ashley up in Geordie land !!! :rolleyes:

UTB & FTP
 

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