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Can you imagine the embarrassment of thinking that Fat Tango man was a 'celebrity' fan of your club. If this arsewipe was a Blade and slid up next to me belly hangin out trying to look reight cool with his classy black country drawl and his little minos behind him trying to impress king retard id be tempted to come out of retirement and tell the prize clown to do one pronto or get a slap.

The classless prick once came into our local with a few little boys in transit who clearly thought he was super cool. He didnt tske long to start giving it the big 'i am' and was told by a few of the lads in there to 'fuk off sharpish penis'. Even the blubber man had enough sense to do one - probably told his young entourage that he had to leave before he lost all his hooligan self control and gave everyone in the alehouse a bad beating. ;)

Any grown man who thinks its cool to try and impress a bunch of young lads barely out of nappies clearly aint a full shilling. Sad twat.
 
Weasel said:
Can you imagine the embarrassment of thinking that Fat Tango man was a 'celebrity' fan of your club. If this arsewipe was a Blade and slid up next to me belly hangin out trying to look reight cool with his classy black country drawl and his little minos behind him trying to impress king retard id be tempted to come out of retirement and tell the prize clown to do one pronto or get a slap.

The classless prick once came into our local with a few little boys in transit who clearly thought he was super cool. He didnt tske long to start giving it the big 'i am' and was told by a few of the lads in there to 'fuk off sharpish penis'. Even the blubber man had enough sense to do one - probably told his young entourage that he had to leave before he lost all his hooligan self control and gave everyone in the alehouse a bad beating. ;)

Any grown man who thinks its cool to try and impress a bunch of young lads barely out of nappies clearly aint a full shilling. Sad twat.
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Is the fat bastard still alive, does anyone know?

One would have thought diabetes, cardiovascular disease or just being a fat piggy shithead would have stopped his heart by now.

Imagine carrying that coffin, and lowering it into a JCB-dug hollow in Hutcliffe Wood? The change in mass on the planet would knock it off its axis. If he went up the chimley you would be able to power Dronfield for fifty years on the energy.

Fat, twelve sandwich-eating fucker.

I'd like to think that female human beings are discerning enough to choose not to mate with grotesque beasts like that, but at 0920 every weekday on ITV science takes a reyt kicking, and I've seen some of the Piggy Tarts. They'll fuck owt for benefits.

pommpey
 
pommpey said:
Is the fat bastard still alive, does anyone know?

One would have thought diabetes, cardiovascular disease or just being a fat piggy shithead would have stopped his heart by now.

Imagine carrying that coffin, and lowering it into a JCB-dug hollow in Hutcliffe Wood? The change in mass on the planet would knock it off its axis. If he went up the chimley you would be able to power Dronfield for fifty years on the energy.

Fat, twelve sandwich-eating fucker.

I'd like to think that female human beings are discerning enough to choose not to mate with grotesque beasts like that, but at 0920 every weekday on ITV science takes a reyt kicking, and I've seen some of the Piggy Tarts. They'll fuck owt for benefits.

pommpey
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Evening Pommps! :D
 
Alfreton14Blade said:
Pigs genuinely have no shame.

Next week: what's the "best dance act in Sheffield"? One entry. Three million votes for it -

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You watch the video on YouTube and it manages to find more videos of their fans acting like twats.
 
GrayBlade said:
They might as well post the vote in the Pig's own match day program but come on, the GCB, a genuine football anthem or Der der der der der der then sing the title (that they nicked off Wolves anyway).

http://www.thestar.co.uk/news/vote-what-s-the-best-song-about-sheffield-1-8336658

Don't vote lads, let them kid themselves. I bet they're banging the drum to a frenzy over on Porktalk
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A pointless question because these polls always get hijacked by football fans. Not sure why the Star bothers with these type of questions. The last one saying that Hillsborough was voted the best building in the city or whatever it was is just a total farce but if it sells papers or gets people looking at the Star's internet page then the Star can satisfy the company's that sponsor the Star that people do read their articles and therefore adverts and is one if not the main income stream to the Star.
 
Booker4 said:
A pointless question because these polls always get hijacked by football fans. Not sure why the Star bothers with these type of questions. The last one saying that Hillsborough was voted the best building in the city or whatever it was is just a total farce but if it sells papers or gets people looking at the Star's internet page then the Star can satisfy the company's that sponsor the Star that people do read their articles and therefore adverts and is one if not the main income stream to the Star.
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The actual poll changed Books after they got some stick on Twitter. It was originally 'what's the best anthem' and of course NKT was onto it like a shot.

Maybe now they know that plenty of Blades have voted for their 3 word joke of if an anthem to take the piss they'll think twice mate. Maybe they'll see that all this pole rigging and vote begging a bit embarrassing and cringeworthy...or maybe not. ;)
 
PeteBlade said:
Ask 100 people who they associate Hi Ho Silver Lining with and the vast majority won't say the pigs or Sheffield.

Ask them about GCB and what do you think...?
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Most people would associate GCB with the Massive as we all know it is really their song. In the age of the Internet, it is a 'well known fact' they were singing it years before us and probably years before John Denver. He probably still owes them royalties. Probably.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annie's_Song

Cue new thread on NKT about us 'nicking their songs' and quoting this thread as 'evidence'.
 
GrayBlade said:
They might as well post the vote in the Pig's own match day program but come on, the GCB, a genuine football anthem or Der der der der der der then sing the title (that they nicked off Wolves anyway).

http://www.thestar.co.uk/news/vote-what-s-the-best-song-about-sheffield-1-8336658

Don't vote lads, let them kid themselves. I bet they're banging the drum to a frenzy over on Porktalk
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He is getting the response he deserves on twitter after mentioning it again today.








 



JordoBlade said:
The guys an absolute full weight even sections of his own supporters can't stand him. He should be told to put his clothes back on. Gross!!
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Can you imagine at the match him sidling up to you while your queueing for a pie or a pint? I mean seriously that gross sweaty fat bastard halfwit invading your personal space..

I'd literally throw up, over him preferably.

As an aside why are pig fans stuck in some sort of time warp?

They still think it's the done thing to have a band, they still think it's cool to gross everyone out by revealing acres of flab and they still think they're one of the games giants, not that they ever have been.

Thank god dad was a blade and thank god he made sure I was.
 
I remember at the Junior Redgates end of season presentation night at the Dial House Club(overlooking Swillsboro) they used to play this song and it was a competition to see which got shouted loudest Utd or Wendy. All the kids and families gobbing off at each other. I might be biased but Utd always sounded the loudest. Was this down to numbers? Probs not its in Pork heavy region. Maybe because Utd rolls of the tongue and fits the song better. Its never been a Wendy song and yet the Stir print drivel like Owls beat Utd into 2nd place. Its a Wolves song end of!
 
pommpey said:
Is the fat bastard still alive, does anyone know?

One would have thought diabetes, cardiovascular disease or just being a fat piggy shithead would have stopped his heart by now.

Imagine carrying that coffin, and lowering it into a JCB-dug hollow in Hutcliffe Wood? The change in mass on the planet would knock it off its axis. If he went up the chimley you would be able to power Dronfield for fifty years on the energy.

Fat, twelve sandwich-eating fucker.

I'd like to think that female human beings are discerning enough to choose not to mate with grotesque beasts like that, but at 0920 every weekday on ITV science takes a reyt kicking, and I've seen some of the Piggy Tarts. They'll fuck owt for benefits.

pommpey
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Soo you are not a big fan of his?
 
pommpey said:
Is the fat bastard still alive, does anyone know?

One would have thought diabetes, cardiovascular disease or just being a fat piggy shithead would have stopped his heart by now.

Imagine carrying that coffin, and lowering it into a JCB-dug hollow in Hutcliffe Wood? The change in mass on the planet would knock it off its axis. If he went up the chimley you would be able to power Dronfield for fifty years on the energy.

Fat, twelve sandwich-eating fucker.

I'd like to think that female human beings are discerning enough to choose not to mate with grotesque beasts like that, but at 0920 every weekday on ITV science takes a reyt kicking, and I've seen some of the Piggy Tarts. They'll fuck owt for benefits.

pommpey
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I'm told that he is a Sci Fi fan, he was seen at a recent Convention dressed as the planet Mars. Very definately alive, but upon his demise he wants his remains to be shot into Space like Gene Rodenberry's were. Last I heard they were struggling to find something big enough to propel his remains beyond the gravitational pull of the Earth though.
 
Booker4 said:
A pointless question because these polls always get hijacked by football fans. Not sure why the Star bothers with these type of questions. The last one saying that Hillsborough was voted the best building in the city or whatever it was is just a total farce but if it sells papers or gets people looking at the Star's internet page then the Star can satisfy the company's that sponsor the Star that people do read their articles and therefore adverts and is one if not the main income stream to the Star.
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The bit in bold was the only bit that was needed ;)
 
The Crab said:
I'm told that he is a Sci Fi fan, he was seen at a recent Convention dressed as the planet Mars. Very definately alive, but upon his demise he wants his remains to be shot into Space like Gene Rodenberry's were. Last I heard they were struggling to find something big enough to propel his remains beyond the gravitational pull of the Earth though.
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Its is said (and largely proven) that for one particle to travel at the speed of light it has to have no mass (hence the duality between particle and waves in quantum theory)

That fat cunt has at least 200kg of mass, a fifth of a metric tonne. Therefore, there isn't enough energy in the universe to transfer his vast, disgusting bulk to even four hundred miles an hour. Once, it was said, he won a holiday on the Baconraffle and the jet carrying the elephant had to have all it's baggage, passengers and seats ripped out and the runway had to be lengthened and made downhill just to get enough speed over the wings to allow the wheels to temporarily leave the tarmac. In the end he had to go in the hold of a supertanker. When he got in it, Iceland disappeared.

Fucking fat, piggy bastard.

pommpey
 



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