Seat Twats tomorrow

[Gareth Kay]

This should be fun tomorrow. Anyone planning on going to their usual seat instead of the one they actually have for the game?

Tried to book mine for myself and kids at 19.00 last Saturday and they'd gone. Probably been took by someone who couldn't get in their seat.

 

[corner_flag]

This should be fun tomorrow. Anyone planning on going to their usual seat instead of the one they actually have for the game?

Might happen. If they had a ticket for a seat nearby I would probably happily swap. I go to games on my own so often move to allow mates to sit together. Though if they get arsey with me, they can forget it.

 

[Booker4]

I'm in 112.. Actually, I'd check yours as I have that exact same seat number as the one you have said

Sorry, I didn't look well! Row AB, not AE! The coincidence of that though!

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

If anyone starts being twats, then just twat the twat, twats.

 

[Danetheblade]

I'm on Row SS seat 67 on the kop. Don't be a twat as I'll have my brother there

 

[JJBlade]

I can honestly see fisticuffs tomorrow over seats.

Absolutely no one agrees with how the club have done this but at the end of the day we are where we are and it's literally one game.

You'll still get your entitled tossers that go to their own seats and won't budge (bit like away games) so I can def see some aggro occurring.

I hope anybody causing trouble with a fellow United fan over being in what they consider their seat gets flattened by a bus on the way home. The worlds gene pool needs improving, and this will be a small start

 

[SwissBlade]

Never even attempted to book mine. But I left a rotting kipper there when I was at the last game v Forest

 

[madeinsheffield]

There's a scab sitting in mine!

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Years ago, we played Bury in one of the early rounds of the cup. I think the attendance was about 6000 that night.

A mate of mine rang me to see if I wanted to go. I wasn't going to originally but thought it was better than stopping in.

We just plonked ourselves anywhere in the middle of the Kop. There were about 10 empty rows in front and behind and I couldn't see anyone either way on our row.

Just before KO, 2 blokes came in studying their tickets. They got to us and one of them announced "you're sat in my seat". I replied "are you fucking joking?" he replied "Not you mate, him" and pointed at my mate. So we'd only taken one of their seats. We shuffled up one and sat next to them for the entire game, the silly bastards

I went to Don Valley pre-season some years ago when we played Rotherham. About 15 of us all sat on a row. Some bloke, on his own, actually wanted to sit "in his seat" slap bang between the lot of us.

 

[1888to1889]

So I’ve got 3 tickets (for 3 season ticket holders) myself sat separately from my two grandchildren they are old enough to find and sit on the seats themselves (not our usual seats) imagine the chaos if the two seats are occupied by regular season ticket holders sat in their own season ticket seats what do you think the stewards will do . I don’t think this would be a isolated case so it could be fun and games in the ground . Who ever came up with this idea
1 give BLUT to Forest
2 give a big bulk of the family stand to family and friends of the players
Who ever came up with this idea I hope they are out of work for Monday morning , incompetence at the highest level

 

[Dellas Cowboys]

As long as I get to shine my phone torch around the ground I don't mind where I sit

 

[DifferentClass]

Is seat twats the new bus wankers?

 

[The Crab]

Anyone pulling this kind of childish stunt should be punched in the kidneys.

Exactly.

If you have a ticket, you have a seat. Not your ordinary one? Not exactly the worst problem in the world, you're still at the game

 

[shorehamview]

I’ll be on the Isle of Mull, but if some fucker is on my seat on the Kop I shall be kicking the nearest seal into the loch.

 

[Davalon]

I'd honestly be surprised if more than a handful go off like this tomorrow.

Yeah there's always a few twats. I've seen nobheads at all ticket away games sat in other people's seats and when asked to move, tell them to sit somewhere else 'it dunt matter'

It does actually because there's a big knock on effect.

 

[William Large]

This should be fun tomorrow. Anyone planning on going to their usual seat instead of the one they actually have for the game?

I get that some people have sat in the same seat for years. I get that friendships are forged over those years. I get that the club have been completely inept about the allocation.
The whole BLUT thing is ludicrous and whoever decides that really does want sacking.
But… get this…‘it’s not fucking yours’ it’s one game where you may have to sit elsewhere. Yeah it might not be where you have sat for 40 years. But to stubbornly refuse to allow someone else to sit there when they have paid for that seat (making it as much theirs as it is yours during the normal season) it’s mind boggling.
I don’t advocate violence but If that happens to me, I shall have a catheter full of piss to empty on you ‘by mistake’

 

[Cheesebored]

I can honestly see fisticuffs tomorrow over seats.

Absolutely no one agrees with how the club have done this but at the end of the day we are where we are and it's literally one game.

Is this a piss take post? I agree with the how the club have done this. Season ticket holders had to be moved due to SAG/ Coppers. What were they supposed to do?

 

[Linz]

Despite having secured our season ticket seats I still bet someone else is in them

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

 

[Upton_Blade]

Is this a piss take post? I agree with the how the club have done this. Season ticket holders had to be moved due to SAG/ Coppers. What were they supposed to do?

You're in a large group of one then and no it wasn't a piss take post.

The club didn't have to give Forest the top tier but they did anyway. That means they'll be plenty of entitled cretins that head for their seats anyway hence IMHO we'll see fisticuffs.

 

[Cheesebored]

You're in a large group of one then and no it wasn't a piss take post.

The club didn't have to give Forest the top tier but they did anyway. That means they'll be plenty of entitled cretins that head for their seats anyway hence IMHO we'll see fisticuffs.

That's the whole fucking point. The club were told to do it. It wasn't down to the club. I predict zero trouble tomorrow based on seat allocation.

 

[Upton_Blade]

That's the whole fucking point. The club were told to do it. It wasn't down to the club. I predict zero trouble tomorrow based on seat allocation.

Not been to many away games over the last few seasons have you treacle??

 

[Cheesebored]

Not been to many away games over the last few seasons have you treacle??

No. I've never been away to watch United.

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

You see there shouldn’t be a “situation” if people did the decent thing and went oh well there’s someone in my season ticket seat, I’ll choose another end of, no dramas.

Spot the mistake

 

[JackSUFC]

Was always going to be the danger of this happening after the club’s ticket fuck up. Could’ve done without distractions like it.

 

[SouthStandGBlock]

I think I keyed it in wrong, I'm sitting next to Heckingbottom P front row of the South Stand.

Don't forget to print your ticket out too.

 

[Klaatu Barada Nikto]

I'd honestly be surprised if more than a handful go off like this tomorrow.

Yeah there's always a few twats. I've seen nobheads at all ticket away games sat in other people's seats and when asked to move, tell them to sit somewhere else 'it dunt matter'

It does actually because there's a big knock on effect.

Yep. There's 5 in my group. A row in front of me there's another four mates, a couple of rows behind me, some members of family.

If some cunt refuses to budge out of a seat that's not theirs, well, there will be some harsh language involved.

 

[Bartleby]

Honestly don’t get all the ‘ Ive got to be in my own seat crap” or I’ll throw my toys out of pram and have a tantrum, like being at school.

Twats are gonna be twats, it's always been the way.

 

[Seth Rollins]

We've both got our usual seats on kop.
Thought seat moving only applied to season ticket holders in BL Upper tier??

 

[We're back!]

It'll be no different for me, I've got me own seat, but there's always some bell whistle stood in front of the fucker when I get there anyway. About 50 people to 20 bleedin seats in our row some games!