But there are!
-ALL our tickets are discounted, NOBODY pays full price
-We give 10k tickets away EVERY game to students
-We give 15k tickets away EVERY game to the local Chinese community
-We run 'kids for a quid' at EVERY game and provided you aren't over 47, you qualify as a 'kid'
-If you buy a Blades mug in the shop, you get free match day tickets for life
-The players get 1,727 tickets each for every game to give away for free.
We know all of this, because NKT is at the leading edge of investigative journalism.
Let's face it, we just had a one good season and all the part timers have come out.
They genuinely are MASSIVE and even in the Third Division in the 1970s, they never got less than 350k for home games.