Season ticket con

[Sean Thornton]

It's the shambolic milk and unhygienic wooden stirer debacle at the back of the south stand.

Give me fresh milk when I buy my over priced tea you bastards. Don't make me shove through a busy concourse to try and track down an UHT carton on some disgusting little ledge piled up with old beer glasses and other shit.

What is my prize?

It's only a consolation prize but you win a sachet of tenth rate tomato free tomato ketchup to put on one of those disgusting pies you probably buy.

 

[BushBlade]

If you'd put "and had a cock", you'd be the closest yet.

You're colourblind and have a shocking sense of geography and direction and you realise you've been going to the sty for twenty years cheering the pigs but you thought you were at the Lane?

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

That Adam Sandler somehow managed to become a multi millionaire despite playing the same character in every god awful
film he's ever appeared in?

He was merely following the Carrey formula!

 

[Sean Thornton]

He was merely following the Carrey formula!

Carrey On?

 

[Sean Thornton]

You're colourblind and have a shocking sense of geography and direction and you realise you've been going to the sty for twenty years cheering the pigs but you thought you were at the Lane?

Sounds like a typical Pig.

 

[Maidenhead]

We've paid for our tickets and we don't even know what colour the away kit is yet?

 

[SteveBlade]

Getting drunk and thinking you're taking Chris Wilder home but when you wake up in the morning it was just Mila Kunis in a Chris Wilder mask.

 

[robbiez666]

Yeah and it's actually a credit card. Every time you stick through the turnstyles it debits a tenner from your account

I heard that every time you use it you have to pay a credit card fee.