Scott Hogan new song

[JordoBlade]

You're shit and you know you are.

To the tune of you're shit and you know you are

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

There was Riley pushin' it, shovin' it, shushin' it
Hogan, Logan and everyone in town
Lined up, attackin' it and shovin' it and smackin' it
They might as well have tried to push the Town Hall down
The donkey was eyein' them, openly defyin' them
Winkin', blinkin' and twistin' out of place
Riley reversin' it, everybody cursin' it
The day Delaney's donkey ran the halfmile race

You have a disturbing obsession with Val Doonican. How many cardigans do you own?

 

[Grappler]

There was Riley pushin' it, shovin' it, shushin' it
Hogan, Logan and everyone in town
Lined up, attackin' it and shovin' it and smackin' it
They might as well have tried to push the Town Hall down
The donkey was eyein' them, openly defyin' them
Winkin', blinkin' and twistin' out of place
Riley reversin' it, everybody cursin' it
The day Delaney's donkey ran the halfmile race

 

[blade.i.am]

O'Rafferty's Motor Car

"It used to be black as my father's hat now it's forty shades of green"

A true poet old Val

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Scott Hogan, Scott Ho-gan,
It's great that he's a Blade,
Scott Hogan, Scott Hogan, for you.

 

[Jon Bon II]

Hogan, oh, Scott Hogan
You have the same name,
As Hulk Hogan,
The wrestler, Hulk Hogan
Score some goals for us, please,
And try to get us promoted,
If possible

John? Is that you, John...?

 

[HVR]

To the tune of "My old Man"

My old man
Said we've signed Scott Hogan
Cos' Steve Bruce wasn't a big fan

But Wilder saw the potenial in him
And now he scores goals
He should be a proper signing

But McCabe dillied and dallied
dallied and dillied
And lost the chance to sign him on the cheap

When Fleck left for Brighton
We used the cash to sign him
And to cover our losses which are steep

 

[Angef1Blade]

Wasn’t that Paddy McGinty’s Goat? (I’m going back about 45 years remembering my Dad’s Val Doonican EP)

Edit, no it can’t be. Too many donkey references.

Second edit, I’ve realised that in my head I’d combined the two songs. I just listened to them both on YouTube, probably for the first time since I was about 5.

Delaney's Donkey I think - showing mi age now haha

 

[RedandWhite]

Ladies love cool james

 

[LondonBlade89]

Bollocks to this, we need one for Bashambauer first

We've got one for Basham to the tune of 'Hokey Cokey'.

Wooooooaaaah, the Chrissy Basham,
etc etc

It started at the Ipswich away game just before Christmas. Also followed an amusing period of fans trying several different options to see which stuck, including putting Bash's name into 'Weather with you' by Crowded House ("everywhere you go, always take Chris Basham with you"). It's come out a few times since though probably only at away games.

 

[I should coco]

It's my first ever post on here so please be gentle.

To the old tune "Bridge over the River Loxley":-

Hogan, has only got one ball*
Goering, has two but very small
Himmler, has something similar
And poor old Goebbels, has no balls, at all




* For the avoidance of doubt, this may not be 100% correct.