School Project

[Canterbury Blade]

A picture of it swinging from a mocked up Hyde Park flats made from cardboard boxes?

Remove the beak and knit on a snout to educate the masses in North London. Us exiles have to take on a missionary zeal to educate the South about the evil of the pigs. Your child will be well regarded once the education is complete!

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

What the fuck is that thing in the middle actually supposed to be!?!

IT IS I, RIMMINGTON THE OWL. LOOK ON MY SHIT STAINED VISAGE AND TREMBLE, HEATHENS.

 

[Dellas Cowboys]

What the fuck is that thing in the middle actually supposed to be!? It's a total fucking embarrassment, even if being a South Barnsley bastard isn't bad enough!

Gormless fowl looking over a bare bum

 

[Rufus Smalls]

Looks like you’ve already suffocated the little twat ....... well done !!!

 

[Sean Thornton]

Today on Tell It to Toby, "Sheffield United fans wish death on disabled children's school pet" on line one

"It's Sean, it was a joke thread about a stuffed toy Toby, it's not a pet and I don't think the kids are disabled, I (click)

Toby, well there you have it listeners, pull its wings off and set fire to it he said, it's Mick from Rawmarsh on line two....

Morning Toby, got to be quick as I'm due to argue with Alan Brazil on Talksport in five minutes, that poor owl, Oscar, they call it, do you know it was taken to a hotel room in Rhyl force fed pizza and subjected to God knows what, ( sobs, blows nose) I can hardly bear to make this up Toby, anyway, Carlos......

 

[Harrisblade]

This might give you some inspiration?