CONFIRMED Sander Berge

[Bladesman]

Houso wins.

This thread started before the other

He was ITK before anyone else.

 

[Camden Blade]

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[Booker4]

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Those two are absolutely brilliant! I particularly like the men at work one!

Not a song but off twitter I thought this was funny!

Dan

@Dandulum
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If someone told me we would be signing Sander Berge in this window I would have said Nor Way.

Bit of a Christmas cracker standard admittedly!


https://twitter.com/BrettBrookes

 

[Camden Blade]

There's a reason
For the sunshine day,
There's a reason
Why I'm feelin' so high.
Must be the season
When that love light shines all around us.

 

[blade too long]

What’s the time zone difference in Spain?

Can't be arses to trawl 104 pages to see if someone else posted

 

[ElephantBlade]

These song suggestions have ruined my day.

 

[blade too long]

There's no quite like Sander Burger

Nicked from another burger outlet

 

[OrderOfStGeorge]

Just glad I never said I would whip me clothes off run down the beach and do a Tonge/Cademateri/Paddy and go and jump in the North Sea if Berge signed

 

[blade too long]

What’s the time zone difference in Spain?

Depends which way round the world you go

 

[itsinyerblood]

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Wishful thinking masquerading as informed opinion. About as reliable as two old geezers lent over the village pump, using bravado and hearsay to confirm the world as they see it.......complete bollocks is still complete bollocks no matter how it's said. The fact that it's one of Chansiri's girly-boys should surprise no one.

 

[Davalon]

He’s Norwegian
With Norwood and Fleck he’s the reason
We’ll be in Europe next season
And his name is Berge

(She’s Electric)

Genuinely got legs that mate, unless we lose the next two games

Might tweak the last line to 'San....der Burgerrrrr' though

Rare I like song suggestions on here but that's a winner imho

 

[Niceguyeddie]

Not really an incoming or a suggestion, apparently we’ve been snubbed.

Fifa and FM players look on in horror.

The POWER of the blades

 

[LurkerBladeS2]

I know he's Norwegian and it's a bit cringeworth but "Berge Berge Berge" with the claps & pause like Icelandic national team would be enjoyable

 

[Superblades]

Just glad I never said I would whip me clothes off run down the beach and do a Tonge/Cademateri/Paddy and go and jump in the North Sea if Berge signed

Poor VwBlade is probably regretting this one now

 

[Antonb]

its from the summer

 

[BladeInIreland]

Poor VwBlade is probably regretting this one now

I was keeping that post in mind too.

 

[Brian Deane]

Bin Ladens Blades
Were Bin Ladens Blades
We play in red n white
Cos were fecking Dynamite ....Bin Ladens Blades ....and repeat. UTB

 

[CaptainMorgans]

Genuinely got legs that mate, unless we lose the next two games

Might tweak the last line to 'San....der Burgerrrrr' though

Rare I like song suggestions on here but that's a winner imho

Exactly what I was thinking. Much better & also the correct pronunciation.

A lot stronger than "and his name is Berge" too

 

[TJB.]

Now that is fucking Numberwang.

 

[Wright1889]

He’s electric
The Norwegian Berge is majestic
You’ll see soon what your missing
He don’t need no time..

He’s got a right pass
And god only knows how he made that
Put’s one through to our last man
He don’t need no time..


Scrap this bit, doesn’t flow right
He’s Norwegian, can I be Norwegian too?
Can I be Norwegian too?
Can I be Norwegian too?


First time I’ve tried this and I’m pretty proud to be honest... Ready to be shot down..

 

[Stevo]

He’s electric
The Norwegian Berge is majestic
You’ll see soon what your missing
He don’t need no time..

He’s got a right pass
And god only knows how he made that
Put’s one through to our last man
He don’t need no time..

He’s Norwegian, can I be Norwegian too?
Can I be Norwegian too?
Can I be Norwegian too?


First time I’ve tried this and I’m pretty proud to be honest... Ready to be shot down..

Hope you've got a bullet proof vest on

 

[Wright1889]

Hope you've got a bullet proof vest on

Bullet proof mate

 

[Large Mendonca]

dusts down vocal chords

S Berge he is a Blade
He is a Nordic hero
Cost a lot from Genk FC
That isn't very zero.......

6ft 5 he's hard as f***
He gets the blades....etc etc

 

[Johnnyblade]

Poor VwBlade is probably regretting this one now

What time does the showing start?
I’ll get my popcorn at the ready

 

[Sheffsteel]

He’s electric
The Norwegian Berge is majestic
You’ll see soon what your missing
He don’t need no time..

He’s got a right pass
And god only knows how he made that
Put’s one through to our last man
He don’t need no time..


Scrap this bit, doesn’t flow right
He’s Norwegian, can I be Norwegian too?
Can I be Norwegian too?
Can I be Norwegian too?


First time I’ve tried this and I’m pretty proud to be honest... Ready to be shot down..

Don’t think verses work.....it’s needs to be short and simple....probably 4 lines max.
The suggestion from Rodley was decent....

.....Heeeeeeeee’s Norwegian
With Norwood and Fleck he’s the reason
We’ll be in Europe next season
his name is Sander Berge

could imagine myself singing that....also like the tune to “she’s electric”.

 

[Flatcap]

Bullet proof mate

I'm thinking you'll need a bomb disposal suit to be perfectly honest...

 

[S64 Blade]

Don’t think verses work.....it’s needs to be short and simple....probably 4 lines max.

The suggestion from Rodley was decent....
He’s Norwegian
With Norwood and Fleck he’s the reason
We’ll be in Europe next season
his name is Sander Berge

could imagine myself singing that....also like the tune to “she’s electric”.

Has he got a sister, do we know?

Genuine question.

 

[8lade]

Oh, suddenly we're big enough.

 

[Wright1889]

I'm thinking you'll need a bomb disposal suit to be perfectly honest...

Think it’s time I hanged up my pen. Still smashed it with this one hit wonder though, will be sung in years to come.

 

[Sheffsteel]

Has he got a sister, do we know?

Genuine question.

is that the next line to the song? I’ve no idea?