CONFIRMED Sander Berge

[TJB.]

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It's my sincere hope that 'TrickyTrev' ends up doing a Paula Radcliffe.

That is to say, I hope he shits himself in a very public place with a lot of people watching.

 

[Wards]

How many more times can I see this photo before he signs?

 

[Igor]

If the lad runs rings around the opposition would he be classed as an Orbital Sander.

 

[Whiston Blade]

It's my sincere hope that 'TrickyTrev' ends up doing a Paula Radcliffe.

That is to say, I hope he shits himself in a very public place with a lot of people watching.

That won't be at the Theatre of Rust then..

 

[Brian Deane]

Nowt official that Sandman has signed yet ? UTB

 

[Wilderat Heart]

Really moose mcb besic and jags have all looked at least decent at this level with the potential to get even better Jags was only ever cover and has done the job CW wanted I'd be happy to keep besic. I hope you give the others more time as well if 50% of transfers only ever work out which is a commonly accepted figure I think we are ahead on the deals

 

[BettingBlade]

27 m! Pounds or euros ?

Astonishing

It’s about the same innit nowadays?

 

[FATTYFOULKE]

How many more times can I see this photo before he signs?

I’ve not seen it before...

 

[Dalelane01]

I would say a total success.given the position we are in .all squad players are needed .and we could get the money back for the few players we have actually payed for.mcb may still fullfill his potential

 

[Snake]

1. How much positivity generated from the summer window when Robbo, Freeman, Ravel, Besic, Moose, McB etc arrived ?

2. How many of above a success (Im going with 1) ?

3. I would suggest a moderating of giddiness at this stage .

UTB

8th in the table with a reasonable shout of pushing for 5th and currently in the last 16 of FA Cup would suggest otherwise. I'm just glad Chris Wilder is in charge of transfers and not some of the experts on here.

 

[Ricky]

Just been finding out a bit more from a top top sorce

Apparently Sander Berge hates Sheffield Wednesday

 

[BLADES1988]

Nowt official that Sandman has signed yet ? UTB

Only the photo of him, some bald chap and Wilder in the copthorne this morning.

 

[Local Weirdo]

Only has to pass his medical apparently.

Erection status - 80% / bit of a throb

That’s a very thorough medical.

 

[Linz]

Threads merged

I know you're all excited, but the usual rules apply.

 

[bladesfc]

 

[Brian Deane]

Only the photo of him, some bald chap and Wilder in the copthorne this morning.

Cheers. Yep got the pic sent earlier. Fecking work getting in the way again.

 

[TJB.]

A little more info about our nimble Norwegian newbie...

Favourite food = Hambergers
Favourite TV show = Bergerac
Favourite artist = Chris de Berge
Favourite film = Anything starring Adam Sander

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

Only the photo of him, some bald chap and Wilder in the copthorne this morning.

I want to believe that pic, but I think it's fake.
Picture of Sander photoshoped on to a bloke with a 5ft blokes legs (have a look). Plus, however far away he's stood, he aint 6'4".
Plus did the conversatuon go like this:
SB Hello, my names Sander, I've come about a job.
Reception: ok, I'll get somebody to come.
Phones: Chris, there's a bloke stood in reception in full public view, come about a footy job.
CW. Oreyt, I'll come across misen nah an collect 'im.

Very sus.

 

[Roygbiv]

What a cunt. They really are fucking stupid, aren’t they?

Desperate and stupid

 

[North East Blade]

 

[hull-Blade]

It’s about the same innit nowadays?

Whatever it is , it’s a blooming lot of coin . An amount id never dream we would spend . We are truly reaching new heights .

Big shout out to the Prince for his backing . Fantastic times

 

[Stevo]

If the lad runs rings around the opposition would he be classed as an Orbital Sander.

If he has a powerful shot, it could be known as the sanderblast

 

[SUFC Guy]

A little more info about our nimble Norwegian newbie...

Favourite food = Hambergers
Favourite TV show = Bergerac
Favourite artists = Chris de Berge
Favourite film =Anything starring Adam Sander

He's our Bladey in Red

 

[Cappy]

At his unveiling?

 

[Jesus_was_a_Blade]

Threads merged

I know you're all excited, but the usual rules apply.

What a missed opportunity Linz... Threads Berge'd

 

[Macfarlane21]

Now we just have to wait 10 hours for the media team to put together an announcement video for twitter

 

[Kev Gee]

Every time I finish reading a page, another gets added haha!
Amazing news! What a time to be a blade!
Celebrate lads!! Enjoy your weekend fellow bladesmen!!

 

[Geordie Blade]

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If only their little memories could go back even just a year.

In 2028, it'll be: "I know they've won the Champions League seven years in a row, but Wilder's taken them as far as he can. They're going to get found out next year. Although the lad they've just bought broke the Golden Boot record at the 2026 world cup, that was probably a one-off. They'll go down. Anyway, it's good that we've got Jos back - I think the Championship was probably just a stretch too far for him back in 2018, and I'm sure he'll get us back into the Football League next year, especially if we can hold onto Barry Bannan."

 

[INTERUNITED]

I hope we aren't gonna start getting loads of 'sander' puns on here, that would really start to grind.

 

[ryza]

Well, this transfer window started with the likes of Jack Rodwell and is ending with the high potential of signing 3 international players, 1 of which has played in the champions League.

Erm.. WTF