CONFIRMED Sander Berge

[knowsnowt]

"Sander Berge"
"Sander Berge"
"Sander Berge"

Wonderfully simple but mind blowing!
To the tune of this.

 

[Chris the Blade]

Over 2000 posts in this thread. As my Dad once said...it's only 22 blokes kicking a piece of leather around a park

 

[Ricky]

Anyone ready for our press officer doing the interview?

"So sander....."

"The weather is very cold today yes?"

"Ermm yes" *smiles in confused manner

"So Sander are you ready, for the Sheffield weather?"

"AHH yes hahaha" *looks at agent angrily....

"So Sander, you're tall."

"Errr, yeah..."

"Did you have to work on it then - being tall?"

"Well, my family are tall and I am tall also..."

"Tall and strong like a viking. Do you see yourself as a viking?"

"LOL shut up mate"

 

[JohnDenver]

Over 2000 posts in this thread. As my Dad once said...it's only 22 blokes kicking a piece of leather around a park

21 and Sander Berge.

 

[S40BLADE]

He keeps getting loaned our to small Spanish teams....so his career is hardly progressing.

Please tell me this is tongue in cheek. He has been one of the best players in La Liga this season with a direct goal contribution every other game.

 

[Blade56]

Bin Ladens Blades
Were Bin Ladens Blades
We play in red n white
Cos were fecking Dynamite ....Bin Ladens Blades ....and repeat. UTB

Really?

 

[BushBlade]

If he's like some other Scandinavians who come over he'll have mastered broord Sheffeld inoor time

Well, technically, they more or less invented it.

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

"Sander Berge"
"Sander Berge"
"Sander Berge"

Wonderfully simple but mind blowing!
To the tune of this.

It was one of the first songs that came to mind when they started discussing chants.
Ed Tudor Pole didn’t half try too hard and wasn't he supposed to be a bit of a cock?

 

[MCRBlade]

Confirmed at 4pm I hope. Sick of refreshing

 

[Blade56]

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They signed Who, who and who? And they’re where in the league?

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[Bladesman]

Confirmed at 4pm I hope. Sick of refreshing

It is 4pm!

 

[Student Blade]

It is 4pm!

is it?!?!?!?!

 

[MCRBlade]

It is 4pm!

Another hour of refreshing it is!

 

[Brian Deane]

Really?

You don't think it'll catch on ?

 

[Kanye]

Very much agree.

There are 3 big talents in Norwegian football. odegaard, Haaland and Berge.

Odegaard was incredible at 14, a hot prospect and monitored by the big European clubs.
When he was 17 he left Norway and went to Real Madrid, he’s now 21 and only played once for Madrid.
He keeps getting loaned our to small Spanish teams....so his career is hardly progressing.

Haaland could have easily got more money joining a bigger club than Borussia Dortmund.
His buy out clause was only 20 million....Man Utd actually offered him a massive pay rise but he chose the lower wages at Dortmund.
but maybe him and his agent have learnt from the Odegaard experience and prefer a gradual progression instead of chasing the money going to a massive club.
The logic is he’s more likely to see more game time playing a Dortmund with less pressure.....so his career will develope better.

Berge is also 21 and plays in the same Norway team as Odegaard and Haaland.
Suspect he’s taking a leaf out of Haaland’s book and decided to use us as a stepping stone to bigger things.
When Kevin De Bruyne left Genk to go to Chelsea he hardly played.....at least Berge knows he’ll have regular football with us.

In order to attract ambitIious young talent we need to become like a Borrusis Dortmund, a stepping stone club that helps progress a players career.

Ødegaard is actually really kicking on.

I think his problem was that too much was expected of him, too young.

 

[true99blade]

Wonder if they’re gonna try and announce them all at once

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

Ødegaard is actually really kicking on.

I think his problem was that too much was expected of him, too young.

Not as much as next season when he’s feeding Oli and the Moose.

 

[Blade56]

He’s from where?

 

[dc_blade]

So while you sit back and wonder why
I got this fuckin' thorn in my side
Oh my god, it's a mirage
I'm tellin' y'all, it's Sander Berge

 

[HydeParkBlade]

He’s from where?
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Just had a flashback to that horrible fucker from who framed Roger rabbit.

 

[Niceguyeddie]

Please stop with the songs

 

[LurkerBladeS2]

Just reading that Rangers picking up another Genk midfielder "Hagi" their fans will be like us with the Deane/Fjortoft stupidity!

 

[Stretch]

Telling you now, it's these chuffing announcement videos that are holding everything up, again. We had this in the summer too.

I suppose it's keeping someone in a job, at least.

 

[DerbyStar]

To follow Erling Haalands recent move, my hope is the smart players with the potential to be top class players recognize the benefits in coming to a club like Sheffield United. Quality coaching, guaranteed game time (if they work their a$$ off) and the chance to be a part of a special project. Sure it's a stepping stone and we may only get 1.5 seasons out of old Sander but we'll likely make a huge profit, have some excellent performances from him and the reputation as a club of being a fantastic breeding ground for future young talent.

Not done Leicester too bad has it?

 

[hull-Blade]

Still no confirmed status .....damn

 

[Blade56]

4pm came and went

 

[Oreyt]

So while you sit back and wonder why
I got this fuckin' thorn in my side
Oh my god, it's a mirage
I'm tellin' y'all, it's Sander Berge

So while you sit back and wonder why
The mighty Blades are not goal shy,
To Europe, we're on the verge
I'm tellin' y'all, it's Sander Berge

: /

 

[idleurchin]

4pm came and went

Tomorrow now, I reckon. Hope I’m wrong.

 

[Ricky]

Telling you now, it's these chuffing announcement videos that are holding everything up, again. We had this in the summer too.

I suppose it's keeping someone in a job, at least.

Hopefully they're busy hiring that black van

 

[dc_blade]

So while you sit back and wonder why
The mighty Blades are not goal shy,
To Europe, we're on the verge
I'm tellin' y'all, it's Sander Berge

: /

I've just had the lawyers for King Ad-Rock on the phone and they've asked you to cease and desist with immediate effect.