Safe Kidney Punching?

[west_yorks_blade]

I really miss kidney punching elderly and orphaned away fans. And I’m sure they miss this distinctly Blade form of social interaction.

How about a boxing glove attached to the end of a broom? Surely that complied with the rules and gives everyone a bit of the match day experience back.

 

[Bobby Boo]

In theory, this could work. Not sure how we go about tipping disabled kids out of wheelchairs though.

 

[FMBlade1]

#sheffieldunitedfansareadisgrace

 

[Superblades]

Just take it up a notch and smack um round head with a golf club.

 

[SW12 to S12 to S18]

Just take it up a notch and smack um round head with a golf club.

That’s not the English way old chap.

 

[Antarctic Monkey]

That’s not the English way old chap.

Cricket bat

 

[SW12 to S12 to S18]

Cricket bat

That’s a much more sporting option.

 

[Dnblade]

I really miss kidney punching elderly and orphaned away fans. And I’m sure they miss this distinctly Blade form of social interaction.

How about a boxing glove attached to the end of a broom? Surely that complied with the rules and gives everyone a bit of the match day experience back.

Looks like the only option is full Hazmat suit...wonder if I can still wear my star jumper and Birmingham bags over the top.

 

[Sean Thornton]

In theory, this could work. Not sure how we go about tipping disabled kids out of wheelchairs though.

I've put pram wheels on a dining room chair and tip it over every time l go to the kitchen.

 

[benn5712]

You are all quite mad!

 

[JOEYDEE]

I've put pram wheels on a dining room chair and tip it over every time l go to the kitchen.

It's good to keep your hand in Sean,very innovative..well done sir !

 

[Feo]

Cricket bat

The Chinese have scoffed them all.

 

[Brother-Leech]

Cricket bat

 

[knowsnowt]

Atlatl spear thrower with a knuckle duster tip?

 

[Tarqs]

 

[HuddersfieldBlade]

Ive just set a flare off in the living room. Reight mess now

 

[BladesOnToast]

Ive just set a flare off in the living room. Reight mess now

Spot on HuddersfieldBlade. I've gone through the coronavirus advice several times, even rang the police to check, and there is nothing in there whatsoever that prohibits the firing of pyrotechnics at others so long as it is essential to do so, and you are a safe distance away from the target.

 

[Isaw Joeshaw]

The Chinese have scoffed them all.

Out of interest , do you know how they are produced ?

Does the bat fuck the cricket or is it the other way round ?

 

[BushBlade]

Out of interest , do you know how they are produced ?

Does the bat fuck the cricket or is it the other way round ?

Other way round, obviously; the cricket is too small to accommodate a bat and, if it could, it would be called a bat cricket.

 

[diode_blade]

Cricket bat

Howzatttt

 

[Sean Thornton]

Other way round, obviously; the cricket is too small to accommodate a bat and, if it could, it would be called a bat cricket.

Doesn't work that way for a Mountain Lion.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Howzatttt

Not out. There's a lockdown.

 

[BushBlade]

Doesn't work that way for a Mountain Lion.

Or a Bobcat

 

[Isaw Joeshaw]

Doesn't work that way for a Mountain Lion.

Doesn't work that way for a Mountain Lion.

Or a dragon fly .

 

[diode_blade]

How to tip people out of wheel chairs and of their mobility scooters.
1. Buy a lancaster bomber airfix kit.
2. Buy a Mark Duffy blow up doll...(I really do not know if they exist....)
3. Attach said doll (if they exist) to underside of no 1.
4. Launch said Aircraft
5. Then watch as the Wheelchair and/or mobility scooter gets Bounced Over

#sheffufansevenbiggerdisgrace

 

[Sean Thornton]

Or a dragon fly .

Dogfish?

 

[Elvis Legs]

Chris Eubank was pissing and shitting blood for a couple of weeks after his first fight with Nigel Benn. Following a couple more grueling fights it became pretty 'normal' after a long, hard scrap. Use those kidney shots wisely my friends.

 

[DifferentClass]

I always wear a condom when kidney punching.

Don't want my hand getting pregnant.

 

[blade67]

Looks like the only option is full Hazmat suit...wonder if I can still wear my star jumper and Birmingham bags over the top.

When football gets back up and running the joke hazmat suit is going to be such a wheeze

 

[Tezza1889]

I know a girl who claimed it was her grandma that got tipped out of the wheelchair, I'll get the details after lockdown when I see her again, according to her it was outside the Riverside cafe just across from the school..

FYI I always thought the story was just pig bullshit cause they lost, anybody else heard that it actually happened?