Running out of excuses

[BladesOnToast]

"you only beat Brentford cos of the Promotion Bounce, and anyway they outplayed you."

"Barnsley are destined for League One so a win against them means nothing."

"You struggled to beat a very poor Bolton side, and even then you didn't win by very much."

"Sunderland are also shit so that win proves nothing."

"You were gifted all 3 goals against Derby"

"You might have won comfortably against Wednesday on their patch but anyone can win a derby match so that game don't count, and anyway on paper they're better than you"

"You only beat Wolves cos they had a man sent off"

"OK, so you beat Ipswich, they hit the bar though so you really didn't deserve to win"

"Erm, let me think, the weather was shit on Saturday so Reading weren't at their best..."


Wonder what we'll hear after we beat Leeds on Friday

 

[1066blade]

Maybe something like "we've been expecting this, ever since we stopped buying your quality players, Mick Jones, Tony Currie etc" - good on you, you're obviously the best team in Yorkshire.
Maybe....

 

[boo radley]

A 1-0 win for us will result in;
"We beat them 3-0 which means we would now beat you 2-0".