Ruin a Sheffield United song by Changing one word

[Klaatu Barada Nikto]

Ruin a Sheffield united song by changing a word in the title or one of the lines. eg: The Greasy Shit Butty

Go.

 

[dexter101]

I never felt more like swingin' a dick, From Hyde Park Flats, to Wadsley Bridge.UNITED, you got me swingin a dick, As you do, As you do, As you f*cking well should do...

 

[Klaatu Barada Nikto]

With apologies to JohnDenver

You fill up my anus,
Like a gallon of maggots

 

[DifferentClass]

Der der der, Bamford is a wanker...

 

[Houston_Blade]

Sheffield Wednesday, Sheffield Wednesday, Sheffield Wednesday

 

[Carlton Blade]

Don't go out tonight, unless your skin is white

 

[bibbity bobbity boo]

Shorham Boys we are here, shag your men cos we're all queer

 

[DifferentClass]

Shorham Boys we are here, shag your men cos we're all queer

Well THAT escalated quickly...

 

[Brian Deane]

Hamer, Hamer, Hamer he's no fucking fat shamer

 

[Brian Deane]

Tyrese, Tyrese,Tyrese he can't run his feet are covered in grease

 

[dexter101]

We ain't got a barrel of money,
We ain't got Woodward or Currie,
But with COH Sports,
weve got LED boards
We all follow the lyrics
All together now...

 

[The Fox]

Who put the Ball in the Wednesday net , Patrick fucking Campbell

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

We're on the march with Selle's army.....

 

[Brian Deane]

Don't go out tonight, unless your skin is white

Lol, Someone mentioned the "G" word this afternnon during a short conversation with myself whilst stood next to her work colleague who's more African than the Zulus

 

[The Fox]

Lol, Someone mentioned the "G" word this afternnon during a short conversation with myself whilst stood next to her work colleague who's more African than the Zulus

I didn't know there was a G word .. shows how out of touch i am

 

[Brian Deane]

I didn't know there was a G word .. shows how out of touch i am

Think Marmalade........

 

[The Fox]

Think Marmalade........

Like Golly Gosh ,( a phrase used long before OMG was invented) ... blimey at this rate they'll be non of the alphabet left

 

[Sportbilly /Detroit Blade]

Ooo ahhh Bob Fucker said ooo ahhh Bob Fucker

 

[Sportbilly /Detroit Blade]

Bertie Bassetts red and white army, Bertie Bassetts red and white army.

 

[Pintor75]

"There ain't no silver lining! "

 

[Sportbilly /Detroit Blade]

Think Marmalade........

Gooseberry?!

 

[1973Blade]

We're On The March With Putin's Army....

 

[Houston_Blade]

I can’t help falling in love with Alan

 

[radio]

Maggots instead of magnet

 

[Melbourne Blade]

Michael Brown my Gaylord, Michael Brown....

(not a slur on anyone gay btw, just trying to be humorous).

 

[Champagneblade]

He’s one of our own
He’s one of our own
Chrissy Waddle
He’s one of our own

 

[Cappy]

“We are gay men, from the lane”

 

[Sean Thornton]

Al, Al, we are the Shoreham Boys.

 

[Sean Thornton]

He’s here, he’s there, he’s every fucking where, Steve Bettis, Steve Bettis.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Louie, Louie Barrie, Louie Barrie on the winnnnng