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Thanks for everything Roy.

Your viewsfrom are always one of my weekend must reads.

My pick of a very good bunch are :





“that was like watching your parents have intercourse “

“Utter, Utter, Utter……SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T

Leyton Orient fans


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““Can’t reveal the exact plans at this stage, but keep an eye on the away dugout about 20 minutes in! If all goes well, I will fellate Chris Wilder (to completion) to thank him for last season.
I will then be in the West Stand concourse at half time, for questions, autographs and will be happy to pose for photos with jism all over my face.”

“hope we p*ss all over them and Wilder gets sent to the stands.
Like, I’d always be grateful to an ex wife for my fantastic kids, but I don’t want to see her sucking off her new bloke “

Northampton Fans
 
Can't wait for your 'View From Barnsley' this season! Hope the guy who obviously didn't get the concept is still active on their boards.

And how come the Chesterfield 'wierdo' comment didn't make it in? ;)
 
“that was like watching your parents have intercourse“

Is it traditional for people to watch their parents shag in that part of Laaandon?
 
I can't believe this classic from the Oxford fans didn't make the cut! :D

“Unless CW takes Sheff Utd there or another Championship club on a Watford-esque roll, he is highly unlikely to manage in the top flight. He’s an old-fashioned manager who is a dying breed.
Appleton is tomorrow’s man. And if he learns – what, he must be 5 years behind CW in developement as a young manager – how to mix up styles of play and tactics (eg Wimbledon) and basically do the old-fashioned stuff more, I’m pretty convinvced he will manage in the PL.”
 
I'd agree with this one:

“Just seen Wilders post match interview. He looks ill and sounded dreadful.
Think the job is to big for him, don’t think he will be there long.”

Millwall Fan

Just for a moment, it did seem that CW was wondering what he'd let himself in for. But that's (one of) the beauties of football. Around 14 months ago, we'd just finished in our lowest positions in decades. Adkins (thank fuck) had departed, I don't think many viewed our new manager as 'the saviour' and the pigs were 90 minutes from the PL. Thank fuck it turned out well. :)
 
grafikhaus said:
I'd agree with this one:

“Just seen Wilders post match interview. He looks ill and sounded dreadful.
Think the job is to big for him, don’t think he will be there long.”

Millwall Fan

Just for a moment, it did seem that CW was wondering what he'd let himself in for. But that's (one of) the beauties of football. Around 14 months ago, we'd just finished in our lowest positions in decades. Adkins (thank fuck) had departed, I don't think many viewed our new manager as 'the saviour' and the pigs were 90 minutes from the PL. Thank fuck it turned out well. :)
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Tbf there were a few on here echoing that statement, sure it will be the same if we have a dodgy start...now that's the 'beauty' of football.
 

sitwell said:
I love Orient fans ,when they were singing weve got the ball at the Lane ,shorty followed by weve lost the ball ,cracked me up. Same when you go there ,deffo my second team.
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It's the nearest club to me (I don't count the intruders) and they are generally a good bunch. I do have a soft spot for The O's!
 
The Bristol fans were priceless. There will have to be some creative types to better these words of wisdom.


“we got taken up the arse harder than Jenna Jameson has ever done in her career”

“I know it’s Valentines Day and all but we didn’t deserve to be fucked that hard! “
 
"remember when we beat them last season with Showunmi and Fotheringham scoring?! – I’d be embarrassed if that happened to my powerleague team"

Notts County Fan

Enoch fucking Showumni... that name should be painted into the home dressing room of Bramall Lane as a permanent reminder of why we need to avoid relegation back to league 1 at all costs!
 
“Simon Clough still not got a driving licence.”

Could have got his little brother to drive him though ;)


"SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T
SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T"

What I'm saying to mesen every Satdi at 2:45 :)


“Nigel Clough looks like the type of guy who is a real cunt to his wife and shouts at her in public.”

It's a step up from being called a racist I suppose...


“I know it’s Valentines Day and all but we didn’t deserve to be fucked that hard! “

WINNER!


“Just seen Wilders post match interview. He looks ill and sounded dreadful.
Think the job is to big for him, don’t think he will be there long.”

Enough sed!
 

“Nigel Clough looks like the type of guy who is a real cunt to his wife and shouts at her in public.”





My favourite of all time. Cheers as always Roy.





 
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