robbo on the piss

[shorehamview]

Did it spread onto 4,5,and 6 though?

I was going to put a nob joke here, but I managed to restrain myself.

 

[Foxy]

but robbie, it might have affected his performance,

He also might have been that pissed he bought the whole squad a kebab, tried to mount Luton Shelton and licked Lee Hendries reeboks all whilst trying to get off with Big Sam's Mrs.

Interestingly enough, there is as much proof in the story i've just made up... Did I mention I was clubbing in Ampersand on sat night?

 

[silverfox]

how can we get better players in out of the transfer window?

if he had being doing that, where are all the deals then?

So he only talks to agents , clubs and players during these windows??

You really do understand how these things work then?

He's been talking to Speed and his agent since he's been here.

 

[silverfox]

I was going to put a nob joke here, but I managed to restrain myself.

You need staples too?

 

[keenzy]

well TBH, its been in 2 papers, witch is more evidence of it happening than it not.

 

[shorehamview]

He also might have been that pissed he bought the whole squad a kebab, tried to mount Luton Shelton and licked Lee Hendries reeboks all whilst trying to get off with Big Sam's Mrs.

Interestingly enough, there is as much proof in the story i've just made up... Did I mention I was clubbing in Ampersand on sat night?

It makes better reading than "Man Buys Drinks In Licensed Premises! With Money!"

 

[Linz]

He also might have been that pissed he bought the whole squad a kebab, tried to mount Luton Shelton and licked Lee Hendries reeboks all whilst trying to get off with Big Sam's Mrs.

It was the sight of Rob Hulse and Killa in full drag arguing over who was going to push the pram containing a be-nappied Del Geary that got me worried.

FACT!

 

[keenzy]

so its took him the time he was appointed chasing a 38 year old player?

 

[Linz]

so its took him the time he was appointed chasing a 38 year old player?

Changing the subject slightly somewhat.

Speed's arrival is discussed in other threads.

This one is about Bryan Robson dry humping Luton Shelton while SV gets his tits out... or something

 

[keenzy]

"It was the sight of Rob Hulse and Killa in full drag arguing over who was going to push the pram containing a be-nappied Del Geary that got me worried.

FACT!"

"I think some people ought to think themselves very lucky at times that Sheffield United aren't as eager to consult the lawyers as our neighbours at the other side of the city"

 

[Foxy]

well TBH, its been in 2 papers, witch is more evidence of it happening than it not.

Its been in more than 2 papers that Harry Redknapp was the new Newcastle manager, he's still at Pompey.

I bet you we could quite easily get a made up story into more than 2 papers, infact I feel a forum competition coming!

It has indeed taken him this long to get in Gary Speed, signing a player is much harder than most football fans think.

 

[Linz]

"It was the sight of Rob Hulse and Killa in full drag arguing over who was going to push the pram containing a be-nappied Del Geary that got me worried.

FACT!"

"I think some people ought to think themselves very lucky at times that Sheffield United aren't as eager to consult the lawyers as our neighbours at the other side of the city"

I thought they looked rather fetching to be honest... no insult to their reputations as professional footballers whatsoever

 

[silverfox]

Have you seen the main news page on the daily star site??

 

[Foxy]

and in a relevant story about things in newspapers being evidence... The Mirror no less...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2005/apr/18/sundaymirror.pressandpublishing1

 

[keenzy]

i think ive made a big fook up here not reading it properly, not my fault im dyslexic

well anyway, kept me busy for a while


forum competition then? get in the rags?

 

[Foxy]

forum competition then? get in the rags?

I bet, that if we planned and executed it correctly, we could get a made up story or snippet printed in more than one tabloid.

 

[keenzy]

free advertising at the same time be like phoenix nights

 

[Foxy]

not reading it properly, not my fault im dyslexic

Once again refering to the good old Saturday Sport (12/01/08) within the Headline entitled 'You've not got M.E. you're just a lazy bastard'

DYSLEXIA: This entitles sufferers to free laptops and deadline extensions, just because the sufferer can't spell "Mississippi" backwards.


50p's worth of quality reading to be had , unless of course you happen to be a sufferer of any of the problems they decide to slag off this week

 

[silverfox]

Anyway the rumour I heard today about Robbo was much worse!

 

[Linz]

Anyway the rumour I heard today about Robbo was much worse!

Well the Sport has this to say about you SF

OBESITY: About as much as a disease as pizza is a low fat alternative to salad. Now put down the Scotch egg and get on the treadmill, you fat bastard.

 

[silverfox]

Well the Sport has this to say about you SF

OBESITY: About as much as a disease as pizza is a low fat alternative to salad. Now put down the Scotch egg and get on the treadmill, you fat bastard.

Never knew they were that accurate and sensible!

 

[keenzy]

but the saturday sport print all rumours apparently

well at least robson dos net do this
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2s43ba_VmxY

im shit at spelling, always have been always will be, i get sounds and letters mixed up. a lazy bastard is someone who cant get off there arse to do things, getting word sounds mixed up isnt.

 

[Foxy]

but the saturday sport print all rumours apparently

They print nothing but complete bollocks , thats my point.

 

[Robbie]

but robbie, it might have affected his performance,

Perhaps driving to work affects his performance too? Don't forget it is a good hour from Machester each day. But its hard to prove almost anything affects his "performance"

I bet you we could quite easily get a made up story into more than 2 papers, infact I feel a forum competition coming!

I'm happy to give it a go.....

Walcott anyone?

 

[silverfox]

Perhaps driving to work affects his performance too? Don't forget it is a good hour from Machester each day.

He has a house in Rotherham.

 

[Robbie]

He has a house in Rotherham.

I thought you put "he has a horse in rotherham" hahahaha

 

[silverfox]

I thought you put "he has a horse in rotherham" hahahaha

Neigh lad!