Reckon we could nick the Viking clap?

[Bart the Blade]

Perfect chant for Coutts surely?! Was really impressed with it in the euros must of been quite intimidating for the opposition. Link below.

 

[Grizzly blade]

Nah.

 

[YES Blade]

I think two songs is enough for one player.

 

[Eskimo]

Christ no

 

[Rusty view]

Is this the same as normal clap.

No from me.

 

[Blade56]

If piggies arnt using it we could all start bouncing up an darn.






















Shurrup, only jokin. I can make myself look a reight tit without doing that

 

[boo radley]

If piggies arnt using it we could all start bouncing up an darn.

Shurrup, only jokin. I can make myself look a reight tit without doing that

If you don't fucking bounce, If you don't fucking bounce you've been Duffed.

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Coutts is Scottish though isn't he?

 

[Tyler Durden]

Oh aye that'll work a treat at Bramall Lane.

One side of the Kop utterly out of sync with the other.

The usual pissheads arriving at 3:10pm with no sense of rhythm or timing whatsoever.

Dozy old bastard Derek blocking the gangway to have a lengthy conversation with George, completely oblivious to what's going on.

 

[tyke1889]

I caught it once from a lovely young lady in Copenhagen, very unpleasant, wouldn't want it again ta

 

[Blade56]

Shurrup, only jokin. I can make myself look a reight tit without doing that

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I see what you did there, or tried to do

 

[Steve Mackan]

If we add this to Coutts' 3 current songs we could start singing "He's only got four songs, he's only got four songs." Which would technically be the fifth song.

 

[shorehamview]

Why the fuck do we want to start clapping like demented performing seals? What next, balancing beach balls on our noses in exchange for a mackerel?

 

[Eddiecolquhounsleg]

Why the fuck do we want to start clapping like demented performing seals? What next, balancing beach balls on our noses in exchange for a mackerel?

That's got to be better than Sammon

 

[Maidenhead]

No, no and thrice no!

 

[Ricky]

Not quite sure Coutts needs yet another chant.

Sometimes I forget we actually have 10 other players on the pitch.... who all deserve their own chants.

I'm not against us trying something different though. But as Tyler suggests, simple things are too hard for the Kop.

 

[Hamburg Blade]

They do it to the cue of a drum. Anyone who takes a fucking drum to the Lane deserves it shoving where the sun doesn't shine. Sideways.

 

[Scooter_mcgavin]

No no no no no no no.

Close thread Foxy

 

[stringer]

If we add this to Coutts' 3 current songs we could start singing "He's only got four songs, he's only got four songs." Which would technically be the fifth song.

What are the two others? Earth wind and fire apart

 

[Fulwood Blade]

We NEED something, but the Viking clap.............no thanks.

UTB

 

[Bladesman]

No

 

[Eddiecolquhounsleg]

Is this the same as normal clap.

No from me.

To the tune of The British Grenadier:

Some talk of Tony Currie and some of Gilbert Reece,
Of Badger and Bill Dearden and such great names as these,
But of all the worlds supporters there's none that can compare,
With the drip drip drip of the syphalitic prick of the Sheffield Unitedeer.

 

[bladesmanluke]

Are we Crystal Palace?

 

[Tynemouth Blade]

No!

 

[Steve Mackan]

What are the two others? Earth wind and fire apart

Perhaps more chants than songs, but semantics eh..

"Coutts, there it is,"
"Cooooooutts."
...then earth wind and fire.

 

[PokerBlade]

If you don't fucking bounce, If you don't fucking bounce you've been Duffed.

Sit down, sit down,
With your head in your hands,
And you'll never bounce again,
You'll never bounce again,

You heard it hear first.

 

[Davalon]

Any singing and support is better than none but I'd quite like to see some originality from our fans like in years gone by.

Instead of constantly rejigging songs that everyone and their Grandmother does.

 

[RammyBlade]

If you catch the Viking clap - is there a creme for it ?

 

[Bruce Wayne]

I am firmly staying away from the Vikings, especially if they have the clap.

 

[ShefRedandWhite]

I caught it once from a lovely young lady in Copenhagen, very unpleasant, wouldn't want it again ta

Came to make this joke. Leaving disappointed