Randomn post about beer

[Mike325]

Went down to home bargains today and there selling plastic bottles of carlsberg and Heineken for 79p just like they sell and did sell at United

Randomn post but seeing as I’m off work Tuesday I bought a shit load for Tuesday and this weekend just to feel like I’m down the lane having a bottle.

Just a randomn post I don’t give a fuck we’re all blades. UTB

 

[VictoryBlade]

You can drink as much as you want Sir, provided we win! lol

 

[Mike325]

You can drink as much as you want Sir, provided we win! lol

Of course pal but I were like fucking he’ll fire £4.40 at lane 79p in there. Always love a beer especially at that price UTB

 

[Jon Bon II]

Hmmm, hate to be pedantic but that's not beer. Never has been, never will be. It's piss, that's what it is and even at 79p, it's way overpriced.

 

[Mike325]

Hmmm, hate to be pedantic but that's not beer. Never has been, never will be. It's piss, that's what it is and even at 79p, it's way overpriced.

I no mate but at that price who cares haha UTB

 

[BettingBlade]

If you’re drinking out of them plastic bottles it means you’ve got to stay in the kitchen and watch the game on your phone until you’ve finished and then you can go to the living room to watch on the big telly. Thems the rules

 

[benn5712]

Tuesday, wearing my Blades shirt, railing at the telly.
No Beer til weekend. Could have been a Beastie Boys tune, their loss.
COYRAWW!!!

 

[coaxingstar71]

Of course pal but I were like fucking he’ll fire £4.40 at lane 79p in there. Always love a beer especially at that price UTB

It seems like you've tucked into a few already....

I'm looking forward to Thursday which is the first day I can have a beer after doing dry January (I started on the 4th Jan so going to 4th Feb to make it a full month). Already stocked up on Bradfield Brewery's finest, so the first one will be a Belgian Blue.

 

[Swannyblade]

Does anyone know how to cultivate mould as I’d like to replicate the half-time experience of visiting the bottom kop bogs...I’ve already pissed all over the floor and took a shit in the sink in readiness. Our lass has also agreed to smoke some weed on the stairs for me to walk through on my way.

 

[Numpty's Dusty Ruts.]

I no mate but at that price who cares haha UTB

At least it's not Carling!!

 

[Yoonited]

Does anyone know how to cultivate mould as I’d like to replicate the half-time experience of visiting the bottom kop bogs...I’ve already pissed all over the floor and took a shit in the sink in readiness. Our lass has also agreed to smoke some weed on the stairs for me to walk through on my way.

A couple o pound o Blue Stilton or Gorgonzola smeared on the walls could do it and will add to the rancid smell

 

[BettingBlade]

Does anyone know how to cultivate mould as I’d like to replicate the half-time experience of visiting the bottom kop bogs...I’ve already pissed all over the floor and took a shit in the sink in readiness. Our lass has also agreed to smoke some weed on the stairs for me to walk through on my way.

Don’t forget the Charlie on the bog seat and make sure you stand up when anyone else in the house wants to go for a piss.

 

[Nine Inch Nalis]

I've not had a drop since July. Strangely don't miss it either.

 

[Pittsburg Blade]

Still trying to figure out this word randomn

 

[SwissBlade]

Went down to home bargains today and there selling plastic bottles of carlsberg and Heineken for 79p just like they sell and did sell at United

Randomn post but seeing as I’m off work Tuesday I bought a shit load for Tuesday and this weekend just to feel like I’m down the lane having a bottle.

Just a randomn post I don’t give a fuck we’re all blades. UTB

Sounds like you’re making 2021 the year to be the best version of you! Good on you

 

[Houston_Blade]

If you’re drinking out of them plastic bottles it means you’ve got to stay in the kitchen and watch the game on your phone until you’ve finished and then you can go to the living room to watch on the big telly. Thems the rules

Or sneak one into the living room and have a sly swig every few minutes when you think no one is looking. Then get up and go for a piss when you’re done and make everyone on the sofa stand up and then stand on their toes on the way past.