Random encounters with Blades players

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Back in about 1997 I decided to spend an evening getting some more bang for my book on a quiet Tuesday evening, so with a couple of friends after work so armed with multiple amount of bus tickets offering bargain priced refreshments in an old Sheffield institution I set off for the famed spin the wheel night at Berlins. After consuming several bargain priced refreshments I decided that I needed to urinate, so I went to make full use of the lavatorial facilities and discharged a hot, steaming jet of urine in to the correct receptacle. In this case a Urinal. After shaking my large penis to expel the last few drops of residual urine from my phallus, I carefully stowed my sword of pleasure in to my undergarments and did my flies and button up, and gave my hands a solid, cleansing rinse under the tap, and checked my appearance in the mirror just to check I was still as handsome and dashing as ever, especially as I had been making eye contact with a nubile young female whose cliteris I had fancied stimulating later on in the evening. Then as I left the toilet I walked the door to be passed by Sheffield United footballer Curtis Woodhouse.

Has anyone else had any chance encounters with Sheffield United players.
 
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Back in about 1997 I decided to spend an evening getting some more bang for my book on a quiet Tuesday evening, so with a couple of friends after work so armed with multiple amount of bus tickets offering bargain priced refreshments in an old Sheffield institution I set off for the famed spin the wheel night at Berlins. After consuming several bargain priced refreshments I decided that I needed to urinate, so I went to make full use of the lavatorial facilities and discharged a hot, steaming jet of urine in to the correct receptacle. In this case a Urinal. After shaking my large penis to expel the last few drops of residual urine from my phallus, I carefully stowed my sword of pleasure in to my undergarments and did my flies and button up, and gave my hands a solid, cleansing rinse under the tap, and checked my appearance in the mirror just to check I was still as handsome and dashing as ever, especially as I had been making eye contact with a nubile young female whose cliteris I had fancied stimulating later on in the evening. Then as I left the toilet I walked the door to be passed by Sheffield United footballer Curtis Woodhouse.

Has anyone else had any chance encounters with Sheffield United players.
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It's fair to say that there is an awful of information about you in that post, and very little about Curtis Woodhouse. These international breaks...:rolleyes:
 
Use to meet plenty quite regularly in the old Fanny's night club at Owler Bar in the 80's esp after a tuesday night home game...
 
Went into Champs in Eccy Road a few years back and ended up drinking with Kevin McDonald for a few hours.

Also went for a few slurps with Chris Porter in the Scholar of all places!!

Also met James Beattie on a BP forecourt
 
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Went into Champs in Eccy Road a few years back and ended up drinking with Kevin McDonald for a few hours.

Also went for a few slurps with Chris Porter in the Scholar of all places!!
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I also briefly met Chris Porter in the Brothers Arms at Heeley, whilst I was enjoying a pint and waiting for a former lady friend to arrive.

From memory meeting Chris Porter was the highlight of that particular evening.
 
Seen a few around Dronfield through the years. Beesley often stocking up on some booze in Sainsburys. Kevin Gage buying a Kylie greatest hits CD when it was Somerfield in the civic centre. Borbokis with his family at Stubley Lane petrol station. And finally big Dellas at what now is Morrisons on way down to Woodseats.
 
I once saw Luke Beckett walking to his car in the car park behind the KFC in Chap, from my vantage point outside escape.

I can't be too sure because on that particular day it was early evening and I'd met Finny and Spark for a quiet dinner time that had quickly developed in to an all day session with bells and whistles on it.

Do you remember your kid making best friends with Paul Devlin in Skegness?
 



Met Don Hutchinson and Paul Parker in the Macdonalds at the top of the M606 after a crappy game on Boxing Day at Bradford City,buying a shitload of food.
 
I met Joe Shaw after he’d retired in the Cavendish Club. Him and his good lady wife shared a table in the Latino lounge with my Missis to be and me.

I was about 18 and totally in awe of him and virtually tongue tied, there was so much I’d have liked to ask him about professional football and United. I’ve met and chatted with scores of players since then and only TC had the same effect on me.
 
A friend also told me that he once saw former Sheffield Wednesday XXXXXXX, XXXXX XXXXXXX walking out of the old shop on Division Street that was private, clutching three bottles of poppers and a copy of 50+ readers wives.

I don’t know how true it is, and certain information is redacted to protect the proprietors of this site from litigous action, but I just thought I would put it out there.
 
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Use to meet plenty quite regularly in the old Fanny's night club at Owler Bar in the 80's esp after a tuesday night home game...
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Always wondered why they didn't name it Cunts ,but then again Locarno would have had to been Slappers ,The Cossack - Bummers and Josephines Wank footballers and snooker players I suppose.
 
Curtis Woodhouse outside Kingdom on a Sunday night. After he'd gone to Birmingham. Really nice bloke, listening to me prattle on
 



Said hello to Chris Armstrong when we were filling our cars up with fuel at Morrison’s in Catcliffe.
Saw Glyn Hodges looking round some shit Christmas Craft fair in Bawtry. He looked as embarrassed as I did.
 
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