Ted Hemsleys chads
Shooting from the lip.
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Ok, I thought Wilder was the way forward, I thought he'd have us organized and battling but there's no evidence to suggest that it's happening any time soon so here's a couple of ideas.
1) Go 4-2-4. We lost 3 - 0 at home to Southend with hardly a shot on target. Conceding 3 and creating nowt says the midfield aren't at it. They're not protecting the back four and they aren't creating chances. Bypass the fuckers. Have them sat deep and tell them to get in the way, Don't do any more because you're not capable, just boot it and get back in position. It's not football, it's big boot but expecting some of this squad to think about doing anything other than lumping it is expecting too much. They play at this level for a reason, it's because they're shite.
2) Now this might be a little more controversial but as the gaffer knows Big Bad Billy Whitehurst, why not get him to do some motivational speaking? Well, when I say motivational speaking I mean why not have him waiting outside the changing rooms, explain that Billy was a limited player but that he tried, then let him come in and leather the phoney bastards until they swear they'll run their bollocks off the next game. Invite him to the next match and let him 'have a word' with any of the fuckers that doesn't keep his word.
Pretty radical? Maybe, but pampering the prissy little twats hasn't worked, neither has cheering or booing so time for a more nuts and bolts approach. If it works great, if it doesn't c'est la vie, it's no more than they deserve.
1) Go 4-2-4. We lost 3 - 0 at home to Southend with hardly a shot on target. Conceding 3 and creating nowt says the midfield aren't at it. They're not protecting the back four and they aren't creating chances. Bypass the fuckers. Have them sat deep and tell them to get in the way, Don't do any more because you're not capable, just boot it and get back in position. It's not football, it's big boot but expecting some of this squad to think about doing anything other than lumping it is expecting too much. They play at this level for a reason, it's because they're shite.
2) Now this might be a little more controversial but as the gaffer knows Big Bad Billy Whitehurst, why not get him to do some motivational speaking? Well, when I say motivational speaking I mean why not have him waiting outside the changing rooms, explain that Billy was a limited player but that he tried, then let him come in and leather the phoney bastards until they swear they'll run their bollocks off the next game. Invite him to the next match and let him 'have a word' with any of the fuckers that doesn't keep his word.
Pretty radical? Maybe, but pampering the prissy little twats hasn't worked, neither has cheering or booing so time for a more nuts and bolts approach. If it works great, if it doesn't c'est la vie, it's no more than they deserve.
