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Well Stinky Blade text me with a count of NINE times.

I personally counted 7
 

He's text me this morning saying a final count of 14.... I think he is making it up.

There was one where he had got injured in the first half and he got off the floor doing it, I could not stop laughing

NEXT WEEKS HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT..... taking your own picture of Quinn doing it.
 
>Quinny should have a bronze statue done of him
perhaps we should give the statue the shirt .. it would be more useful.. all he does is stand around a point.. he can't pass.. players have to always check stride.. or they get a hospital pass as he offloads the hand grenade on some other poor sod.. couldn't trap a bag of cement.
 
>Quinny should have a bronze statue done of him
perhaps we should give the statue the shirt .. it would be more useful.. all he does is stand around a point.. he can't pass.. players have to always check stride.. or they get a hospital pass as he offloads the hand grenade on some other poor sod.. couldn't trap a bag of cement.

Hear hear Super pig. The game I want to play is watching Stephen Quinns back as he fucks off away from Bramall Lane. Another inept performance last night. Him and Blackwell together should be sent on grenade catching excercies with the army!?
 
He is absolutely rubbish. I'm not interested in his silly mannerisms, hair or beard. He is garbage and should be moved on. Perhaps our daft manager could take him when he departs.
 
He's text me this morning saying a final count of 14.... I think he is making it up.

surely hes making it up, im sure i wouldnt of missed 10 of them i wasnt completely watching him but i did have a good look now and then - and if i thought it was a perfect opportunity for him to do it i would watch him until the play started again

UTB
 
I'm not interested in his silly mannerisms, hair or beard.

It doesn't help though, does it? Having the best comedy ginner beard since Keenzy lost his razor should be enough to warrant the chop. He looks like he'd like to sell you a "dag" or some shit tarmac.
 
Midfield circus

The worst is when we are still playing or a chance has gone awry and he stands there hands on head.

I saw at least 5 or 6 of the aforemtioned hands on head motion last night. Surely 14 is stretching it!!!

Anyone notice mid game when he just lay on the floor and started doing some kind of bizarre warm up writihing around like a fish who had fell out of his bowl.

What withg Harper giving his impression of an air traffic controller (with thanks to Seth Bennett - one of few things I agree with him about) and Quinn either on the floor for no reason or holding his head after another aimless flick or give away of posession; we are hardly going to have much chance of 'winning' midfield at the moment. Still the comedy of Williamson's hairstle along with ridiculous yellow boots may give us a new angle to the comedy that is our midfield. Mind you he can't be any worse at football!
 
I thought 14 was stretching it too, but I have a second person confirming it too.

SQuinn is going to go down as a legend.

Hopefully he will hear about this thread and next time he scores he can do it for us as his celebration :D
 
How wonderful. It would be such a poignant moment. It would make up for all the countless aimless flicks and shadow - chasing. I really can't wait.

Elpiton - The Legend.
 
We have to face facts that he will be picked 99% of the time, so we should make the most of it.
 
He is absolutely rubbish. I'm not interested in his silly mannerisms, hair or beard. He is garbage and should be moved on. Perhaps our daft manager could take him when he departs.

Chill out kid,Let the tension ease,we All may have felt that way till Robbie (THANKS) came up with this wonderful lite harted idea.
 
We have to face facts that he will be picked 99% of the time, so we should make the most of it.
You are quite right about that. It is one of many reasons, far too many to enumerate, why the clown who presently masquerades as our manager has to go before it's too late.
 

Chill out kid,Let the tension ease,we All may have felt that way till Robbie (THANKS) came up with this wonderful lite harted idea.
Sorry mate but this club is far more important to me than that. I'll chill out when Blacko the Clown is removed.

You would use your energies better in counting aimless hoofs and misplaced 'passes' then notifying your findings to Mr. McCabe with a polite enquiry as to whether he intends to do anything about the architect of this lamentable state of affairs.

By the way, the English language is our heritage. It has stood the test of time. it was good enough for Shakespeare, Milton and Keats. We don't need a new one.
 
Sorry mate but this club is far more important to me than that. I'll chill out when Blacko the Clown is removed.

You would use your energies better in counting aimless hoofs and misplaced 'passes' then notifying your findings to Mr. McCabe with a polite enquiry as to whether he intends to do anything about the architect of this lamentable state of affairs.

By the way, the English language is our heritage. It has stood the test of time. it was good enough for Shakespeare, Milton and Keats. We don't need a new one.

Oooh you are hurting. Please dont take it out on me coz i'm unedjucated, have a hart or heart. Your becoming a little lite heded light headed.
Language is a constantly evolving form of communication. Example if i wanted to count 'Aimless Hoofs' I would go to dressage horse show not a football game. If you mentioned Aimless Hoofs to anyone who wasn't in to football they would probably not know in what context the phrase would be used. It has become a recently used phase in football there are no Hoofs at football games apart from on the police horses outside the ground. Also I,ve not herd heard anyone speak like shakespear recently.
you would excuse forum member KyoPityus so please excuse me.
I'll still come and give you a hug or is that 2 g's cause sorry because that's the type of guy i am - sorry for being foreign.
Will a fish chear you up? :fishbowl:
Please lets not get in to a debate about who's been going how long and all that. I apologise if i upset you. we good huh? huh?
 
Oooh you are hurting. Please dont take it out on me coz i'm unedjucated, have a hart or heart. Your becoming a little lite heded light headed.
Language is a constantly evolving form of communication. Example if i wanted to count 'Aimless Hoofs' I would go to dressage horse show not a football game. If you mentioned Aimless Hoofs to anyone who wasn't in to football they would probably not know in what context the phrase would be used. It has become a recently used phase in football there are no Hoofs at football games apart from on the police horses outside the ground. Also I,ve not herd heard anyone speak like shakespear recently.
you would excuse forum member KyoPityus so please excuse me.
I'll still come and give you a hug or is that 2 g's cause sorry because that's the type of guy i am - sorry for being foreign.
Will a fish chear you up? :fishbowl:
Please lets not get in to a debate about who's been going how long and all that. I apologise if i upset you. we good huh? huh?
Alors, Je pense que je voudrais d'ecrire en Francais a l'avenir. C'est bien?
 
Alors, Je pense que je voudrais d'ecrire en Francais a l'avenir. C'est bien?

If that's what you really want Pinchy, then you write in French matey. There's not going to be many who undertsand though.

As for the Quinny part, I think you've made your point. Although I do feel your pain. The guy is a chocolate fireguard! Pure and simple. In an earlier post I suggested that him and Blackwell play a game of catch with a couple of grenades. This is tongue in cheek of course, but I wish they'd both f*ck off from our beautiful football club.
 
Alors, Je pense que je voudrais d'ecrire en Francais a l'avenir. C'est bien?

woops ,sorry misunderstood you.if you would like to write in french to only be understood by a few thats up to you.
if your asking me my permission, I'm humbled you feel you need to please dont its embarassing.
 
:D just been reading an old programme from when robbo was manager, the programme was the home game against stoke (lost 0-3) Quinn was in the film section and his picture was of him standing with his hands on his head.
 
Sorry mate but this club is far more important to me than that. I'll chill out when Blacko the Clown is removed.

You would use your energies better in counting aimless hoofs and misplaced 'passes' then notifying your findings to Mr. McCabe with a polite enquiry as to whether he intends to do anything about the architect of this lamentable state of affairs.

By the way, the English language is our heritage. It has stood the test of time. it was good enough for Shakespeare, Milton and Keats. We don't need a new one.


Not that I'm defending his spelling, but the English Language is constantly evolving and changing and there are a plethora of differences between what Shakespeare (and do you know how many different spellings of his name existed during his lifetime?) used and what is standard usgae today.
 
Not that I'm defending his spelling, but the English Language is constantly evolving and changing and there are a plethora of differences between what Shakespeare (and do you know how many different spellings of his name existed during his lifetime?) used and what is standard usgae today.
I would never criticise anyone whose spelling is poor because he or she is not bright, nor indeed for a spelling or typing mistake ['usgae'].

I do, however, take issue with those who deliberately misuse the language ['wud', 'wunt', 'mi', 'bi' and all the other txtspk garbage]. Apart from its gross stylistic inelegance it is actually disrespectful to the intended audience.
 
I would never criticise anyone whose spelling is poor because he or she is not bright, nor indeed for a spelling or typing mistake ['usgae'].

I do, however, take issue with those who deliberately misuse the language ['wud', 'wunt', 'mi', 'bi' and all the other txtspk garbage]. Apart from its gross stylistic inelegance it is actually disrespectful to the intended audience.

Christ! I bet you're the life and soul of the party:D
 
I would never criticise anyone whose spelling is poor because he or she is not bright, nor indeed for a spelling or typing mistake ['usgae'].

I do, however, take issue with those who deliberately misuse the language ['wud', 'wunt', 'mi', 'bi' and all the other txtspk garbage]. Apart from its gross stylistic inelegance it is actually disrespectful to the intended audience.

Fair enough then. And well done on spotting my deliberate typo :ahem:
 
I would never criticise anyone whose spelling is poor because he or she is not bright, nor indeed for a spelling or typing mistake ['usgae'].

I do, however, take issue with those who deliberately misuse the language ['wud', 'wunt', 'mi', 'bi' and all the other txtspk garbage]. Apart from its gross stylistic inelegance it is actually disrespectful to the intended audience.

We had better not start criticising punctuation or order of sentences because people are not that bright, looking at your first criticism of me!
Read it and weep. All this after I was trying to be so nice to you. You’re acting like Brian the dog of family guy – COOL WHIP or COOL WIP.
 
So what is everyone going for tonight?
 

So what is everyone going for tonight?

Don't want to say too much Robbie. Don't want to incure Pinchy's spelling rath/wrath But Dingles 0 Blades 2 and a double headslap from the duracell.:D
 

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