Prince wins legal battle

[Sean Thornton]

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www....t-hefty-payout-to-late-kings-secret-wife.html







It's the international break so **** off.

 

[itsinyerblood]

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www....t-hefty-payout-to-late-kings-secret-wife.html







It's the international break so **** off.

I've heard about blokes like you

 

[Sean Thornton]

I've heard about blokes like you

You know blokes like me....

 

[I should coco]

Wanker post of the day, week and probably the month.

t's the international break so **** off.

Got some of that Florida sand in your fanny, Scott?

 

[Sean Thornton]

Wanker post of the day, week and probably the month.



Got some of that Florida sand in your fanny, Scott?

I'm in the sun, stood up but its going to go dark soon.


Sun Tzu
The Art of Snore.

 

[Hamburg Blade]

Ooh, there'll be some trouble at t'mill o'er this....

 

[Sean Thornton]

Ooh, there'll be some trouble at t'mill o'er this....

Considering some of the tenuous links to United being posted, this should rightfully slip through.

 

[Hamburg Blade]

Considering some of the tenuous links to United being posted, this should rightfully slip through.

You should have added a link to Porktalk and then claimed anything to do with them is everything to do with us.

Anyway, what's a secret wife? Is it like a secret santa, except it does the ironing?

 

[The Crab]

You should have added a link to Porktalk and then claimed anything to do with them is everything to do with us.

Anyway, what's a secret wife? Is it like a secret santa, except it does the ironing?

A wife that does the ironing? Where do you get one of these then?

 

[Pierre's PC]

You know blokes like me....

#TheCabal

 

[Grecian2000]

A wife that does the ironing? Where do you get one of these then?

Yeah, send it my way. Sure Lucan is sat at the bottom of our ironing basket wearing my best fucking shirt.

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

WOAFT Award

 

[Hamburg Blade]

A wife that does the ironing? Where do you get one of these then?

They're everywhere mate. Some of them do cleaning and cooking too. No problem getting one, they're just a bit pricey. Generally, a good one will cost you all your fucking money for the rest of your fucking life.

 

[The Crab]

They're everywhere mate. Some of them do cleaning and cooking too. No problem getting one, they're just a bit pricey. Generally, a good one will cost you all your fucking money for the rest of your fucking life.

I'm more willing to believe the Zapruder Film is really Bigfoot than I'd be to believe my eyes if Ms Crab (gawd bless her) picked up an iron

 

[Liverpool blade]

I'm more willing to believe the Zapruder Film is really Bigfoot than I'd be to believe my eyes if Ms Crab (gawd bless her) picked up an iron

I like your post. Mrs Liverpool blade doesn't do ironing either even though we invested in a new iron recently. Bless her.

 

[Hamburg Blade]

I like your post. Mrs Liverpool blade doesn't do ironing either even though we invested in a new iron recently. Bless her.

Was it her Christmas present?

 

[IdLiketoRogerMoore]

Wives that do ironing?!?!? You heretics!

Next you'll be telling me there are wives that don't moan, nag and complain endlessly...

 

[The Crab]

Wives that do ironing?!?!? You heretics!

Next you'll be telling me there are wives that don't moan, nag and complain endlessly...

Now you're just being silly.....................

 

[Liverpool blade]

Was it her Christmas present?

I'd be in intensive care if I'd have done that!!!. She expects a lot more?. Typical woman?.

 

[Hamburg Blade]

I'd be in intensive care if I'd have done that!!!. She expects a lot more?. Typical woman?.

What, an iron AND an ironing board? Modern women are so self-entitled.

 

[Harry's Game]

Can we have an “hilarious general chat” board? Foxy

 

[Hamburg Blade]

Can we have an “hilarious general chat” board? Foxy

We already do. It's called "General Chat". There are some right comedians on there.

 

[Harrisblade]

Was it her Christmas present?

Only because it's easier to wrap than an ironing board!

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

 

[I should coco]

There was the joke doing the rounds a couple of years back about Apple's latest funky electronic device for women.

The iRon.



I'll get my coat.....

 

[Sean Thornton]

There was the joke doing the rounds a couple of years back about Apple's latest funky electronic device for women.

The iRon.



I'll get my coat.....

Bring Dads and mine while your at it Si. We're off for brunch while you clean the cars.

 

[I should coco]

Bring Dads and mine while your at it Si. We're off for brunch while you clean the cars.

Shit, I thought you were still in Florida!

I've been sat with my feet up on Dad's big desk pretending to be in charge. I've played with all his executive toys, tried out all his pens on the blotter and spun his swivel chair several times. I think I'm cut out to have the top job so why don't you fetch your own coat!

Please...

....if you don't mind....

Oh all right, I'll get them.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Shit, I thought you were still in Florida!

I've been sat with my feet up on Dad's big desk pretending to be in charge. I've played with all his executive toys, tried out all his pens on the blotter and spun his swivel chair several times. I think I'm cut out to have the top job so why don't you fetch your own coat!

Please...

....if you don't mind....

Oh all right, I'll get them.

Too late. The monkey butler fetched them. Dads thinking of giving him your seat on the board.

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Too late. The monkey butler fetched them. Dads thinking of giving him your seat on the board.

It’s nice to hear that Lee Hendrie got another job when he retired.

 

[The Crab]

It’s nice to hear that Lee Hendrie got another job when he retired.

One's a little twat prone to throwing shit around it's cage. The other is a monkey.