Pre season bingo

[Dellas Cowboys]

We should try to sign (insert players name at World Cup from nation that only 5% of fans can find on a map).

 

[KoppedOff]

A random car with reg letters that could obscurely spell initials of a player appears in the Lane car park, indicating that said player has DEFINITELY signed and will be announced... er, next week.

 

[Bashar Al Asaba]

<Inane 'fax machine' joke> hur hur hur

'Game changing investment' hur hur hur

 

[georgebernardshaw]

London Road’s kicking off again

SYP are incompetent twats

 

[The Crab]

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Arsene for DOF

 

[John Street West Terrace]

House

 

[sportinguista in Warsaw]

we should go back to fluorescent yellow

when will we get our own design rather than just a version of xxxx template?

white socks please

Umbro make better kits

 

[IdLiketoRogerMoore]

You forgot the one:

Apart from the goals that got us promoted from League One, and the 10+ points his goals have brought this season - what does Billy Sharp bring to the team?

 

[bladesmanluke]

£1m is good money for xxxx

 

[billyblademan]

‘Coutts is basically a new signing’

‘We never play anyone decent in pre season’

And Ricky going on about the BLUT

 

[1973Blade]

What was the best match you have seen?
What was the worst match you have seen?
Who was our best player ever?
Who was our worst ever player?
Who was our tallest, smallest, fattest thinnest, etc player ever?
(these are just some of the threads I will be starting when I am bored pre season.)

 

[stringer]

A brilliant fax machine gag.

 

[Isaw Joeshaw]

Now that ( Real Madrid, Boca Juniors, Roma, Paris St. Germaine etc. ) have parted company with their manager, can we hang on to Tufty ?

Replace Stevens with Lafferty and everything will be fine.

We need two strikers who can score 30 goals between them ( oh, hang on.....)

There's nothing wrong with playing 3 at the back every fucking match ( oh, hang on ......)

 

[west_yorks_blade]

We have the best support in the country, generating a great atmosphere

We have a nasty set of fans and no longer create any atmosphere.

 

[raul]

An excellent bit of business, well done Mr McCabe

 

[Revolution]

It was a great season last year and we'd all have settled for mid table consolidation at the start of last season.

We don't want to spend too much money on wages as that will cause disharmony in the dressing room.

Spending money doesn't guarantee promotion - look at Wednesday!

I don't want us to get in the Premier League.

110 quid for 35 ifollow games? What a rip off.

 

[Scooter_mcgavin]

I don't want us to get in the Premier League.
.

My favourite one of all time.

 

[Sean Thornton]

My favourite one of all time.

Is that Kevs new mantra? After all, he didn't want promotion to the Champuonship because of all the money he was making in L1.

 

[snootyfenooty]

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