Woolwich and Liverpool for two.
Hate WHU, CFC and Celtic as well.
That's a half decent start and we'll make an honourary Blade of you yet with a bit more work.
Your 'Woolwich' is our Pigs, or the 'Massive' as the deluded S6 twats like to think of themselves. They are such a 'big club' that apparently all the big PL teams are begging for SWFC to get back.
Next up, DirtyLeeds and you really should have had that one. They dominated Yorkshire with fans in all the pit villages and non-footy towns following Revie's bunch of dirty, cheating , cynical hackers of the 60s/70s. Their seat-smashing fans won notoriety everywhere and are hated with a passion throughout the North and Midlands. For most teams, DirtyLeeds are the go=to hate models, after their local rivals.
Forrest or the 'scabs'. Nottinghamshire miners scabbed in the 1926 General Strike and again in 1984 with Thatcher's poodle, the UDM. Thick scabby twats with a sense of entitlement from the Clough years. They are now marooned in the second division, which is historically about right.
The Dingles (Barnsley FC). We've come across each other a lot in the 90s and they really hate us, so it gets very nasty. We do our best to patronise them by saying their real rivalry is with Donny or Rovrum, but given the ongoing level of trouble, we have to hate them back a bit too.
Being miserable Yorkshire twats, we have plenty of others we loath so in no particular order:
Ull (jumped up 'big time Charlies')
Chelsea - obvs
Burnley/ Brum / Cardiff / Stoke - nasty and always trouble
Leicester (administration cheats in a plastic stadium)
Newcastle - S6 levels of delusion about how 'big' they are
Port Vale / Grimsby - Full credit to them for coming from such third world shitholes and ALWAYS getting their retired 'boys' out to welcome us
That will do you for starters and I'll come back and test you later.
