Pre-Match View From Oxford

[sitwell]

**THEY'RE TAKING THE PISS**

Jeeeesus feckin Christ. I know we're all miserable, highly-strung bastards right now, but this is just basic sarcasm.

Most uncouth ? Fuck off you yellow wankers .

 

[1973Blade]

**THEY'RE TAKING THE PISS**

Jeeeesus feckin Christ. I know we're all miserable, highly-strung bastards right now, but this is just basic sarcasm.

http://yellowsforum.co.uk/thread/24378/sheffield-united-sense-humour-bypass?page=2

I like the comment about never being more than 100 metres away from a former United manager. At this rate it might be true one day!

 

[Kenilworth]

Apart from that goal he was a waste of money. I think he was our record signing at the time.

Agree with that. Injury prone and not very fit - he had the moves but not the motivation.
That goal was summat very special, though, wasn't it

 

[vorpal blade]

I heart this, & I think I heard it too, on the Today Programme probably :-



(p.s. Durden beat me to it by a micro-minute, so it doesn't count)

 

[Kenilworth]

I remember the goal ,it was brilliant ,I really liked Alan Young , he was a good player ,though having the same name as me helped

Can't ever remember us calling him "Sitwell". When did that happen.

 

[Tyler Durden]

I like the comment about never being more than 100 metres away from a former United manager. At this rate it might be true one day!

I found David Weir down the back of the settee just last night as it happens.
And I've had to put orange peel on the lawn to keep Mickey Adams off it, pesky bastard.

 

[1973Blade]

I found David Weir down the back of the settee just last night as it happens.
And I've had to put orange peel on the lawn to keep Mickey Adams off it, pesky bastard.

Well I've just found Martin Peters hiding behind my fridge.

 

[sitwell]

Agree with that. Injury prone and not very fit - he had the moves but not the motivation.
That goal was summat very special, though, wasn't it

Yes it beat our biggest rivals and gave us a victory that alerted the nation.
Anyway fuck em we will win today ,Im back in my new lucky parking space with my lucky 'My perfect cousin' T shirt on which has never failed. COYRAWW

 

[sitwell]

Well I've just found Martin Peters hiding behind my fridge.

He must have ghosted in on your blind side

 

[Kenilworth]

Yes it beat our biggest rivals and gave us a victory that alerted the nation.
Anyway fuck em we will win today ,Im back in my new lucky parking space with my lucky 'My perfect cousin' T shirt on which has never failed. COYRAWW

Same loppy pants on Sitts?

I heard that they have a very special Undertone of their own

 

[sitwell]

Same loppy pants on Sitts?

Never wear em ,in the words of Elvis Costello ,Let him dangle
You missed an h btw

 

[Cheets]

**THEY'RE TAKING THE PISS**

Jeeeesus feckin Christ. I know we're all miserable, highly-strung bastards right now, but this is just basic sarcasm.

http://yellowsforum.co.uk/thread/24378/sheffield-united-sense-humour-bypass?page=2

That thread is pretty funny to be fair.

 

[Kenilworth]

Never wear em ,in the words of Elvis Costello ,Let him dangle
You missed an h btw

Eeeewwww.
No barrier for your 'Royds treatment then?

 

[1973Blade]

Is anyone else interested in the fact that this is our first league game against a 'Boat Race City' this century? Oh, only me

 

[Baxters left nostril]

Fucking absolutely dreading today's game, got a bad feeling about it, hope I'm wrong. UTB

 

[1973Blade]

Fucking absolutely dreading today's game, got a bad feeling about it, hope I'm wrong. UTB

No Clarke or O Connell today.

 

[Good Pinch Of Snuff]

Team

Simon Moore


Chris Hussey


Chris Basham


Steven Scougall


Billy Sharp


Matt Done


Jake Wright


Paul Coutts


Kieron Freeman


James Wilson


Mark Duffy

 

[Baxters left nostril]

No Clarke or O Connell today.

Clarke not trained this week injured. O Connell should have no arguments he cost us a point last week through being a twat, Wright deserves a chance. We MUST not concede early or I think it could be a bad bad day.

 

[DronnieBlade]

Much more fluid lookIng line up.

Certain players must step up today.

UTB

 

[DronnieBlade]

No Clarke or O Connell today.

Good.

 

[Small Mendonca]

Shove that up your arse you stupid yellow bastards!

 

[true99blade]

I cannot wait for this

 

[Large Mendonca]

Shove that up your arse you stupid yellow bastards!

Language Timothy !!!

 

[PeteBlade]

When did Oxford become our 'bitter rivals'?

Fucking OXFORD.

 

[sitwell]

Same loppy pants on Sitts?

I heard that they have a very special Undertone of their own

Dilemma parking space stayed the same which one of these is bringing the points home ?

 

[Trigger Blade]

I remember the goal ,it was brilliant ,I really liked Alan Young , he was a good player ,though having the same name as me helped

Sitwell Young has a bit of a Brideshead ring to it.....

 

[JordoBlade]

“They’re just a small Sheffield Wednesday!”

Meanwhile they're just small. Oh and insignificant. And tin pot.

 

[Kenilworth]

Dilemma parking space stayed the same which one of these is bringing the points home ?View attachment 19520

The most alarming thing about that montage, Sitters, is the thought that you had disrobed to take the pics and were stark bollock naked (as you've already admitted no pants) AND you were thinking about me

I don't know whether to be flattered or afraid -

 

[sitwell]

The most alarming thing about that montage, Sitters, is the thought that you had disrobed to take the pics and were stark bollock naked (as you've already admitted no pants) AND you were thinking about me

I don't know whether to be flattered or afraid -

Take no chances -both.