Pre-Match View From Barnsley

[JonnyRed(WCFC)]

Plenty of typos, but I imagine it's harder to type with 6 fingers than 5

Hmm i say youre being kind there.. only the ones with any ounce of a modicum of intelligence would be able to manage that...

The majority use their snouts to type with...because they never have snout home to type about much!

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

Obviously nothing to worry about there, sounds like the Dingles are less than confident or we would have read some more assertive posts.

 

[HeCanDoMagic]

They really, really, believe that the JPT (?) Trophy is of great significance don't they?

Ironic really, the winners of the meaningful trophies play in the 'Community Shield', proceeds of which help places like Barnsley. Least they'll feel involved at least.

 

[Whiston Blade]

“Enjoy your biggest game of the season against Yorkshires finest Cup Winners ! ”

“It’s their Cup Final !"

Let's fucking do this, Blades, send the inbred cunts packing.

COYRAWW

 

[Balham]

But then all they'd have left to do is play with their bloody Kestrel.

I don't care, I wouldn't have to read about it

“It needles me if it needles them. I don’t like em. A know nar that the gonna **** ar season up, a can feel it int pit o mi stomach. It still dint put me off buying a ticket earlier today”

Surely that's the best pre-match comment that Roy has ever copied and pasted.

I thought the same: my response would be "cheers for the £25, you Dingle twat"

 

[georgebernardshaw]

Every year, it's the same - a village looking for its idiot

 

[ken shabby]

Good God i read though the barnsley quotes, reading between the lines and putting my layman`s doctors hat on , i think the diagnosis is definitely syphilis. No doubt about it.

 

[Ecco1889]

What was the actual game we took 600 to oakwell?
They certainly don't let facts get in the way of a good rant..a very bitter and twisted race of people dem Barnsley folk

For the record we have never been in the same league with donny and Barnsley while "Colin" was manager
Thanks for doing this Roy,it's the best one ever

 

[The Crab]

Every year, it's the same - a village looking for its idiot

Just be nice and understanding to them when they come down on Saturday. Their heads will be spinning from the sensory over load of all the shops they would call "sophisticated". They'll feel like Frasier Crane sat on a bench on The Moor with their Greggs £2 breakfast deal.

 

[zablade]

I remember someone on the old 606 forum creating a user name of "Chris Morgan's iron elbow" and going on the Barnsley forum, the mardy twats were wanting the forum to pass the details of the user on to the Police!

 

[Bladeloyal]

What was the actual game we took 600 to oakwell?
They certainly don't let facts get in the way of a good rant..a very bitter and twisted race of people dem Barnsley folk

The game they mention there was 1600 from Sheffield . look at the old program stats

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

In my mind, Brian Glover was saying that.

Sorry, took me back to this music video by Sheffield band The Harrisons

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

Which takes me back to this.

 

[Pierre's PC]

I thought that being from stocksbridge there may have been a chance that I could decipher that shit.


Sadly no, all I got is that someone fingered his sister while blowing his dad off.

 

[1danewhitehouse]

My favourite ever "view from" was when the dingles first discovered the internet, checked our forum and saw Roy did a view from. They went on and on about how we were obsessed thinking what their fans thought and never cottoned on that it was a regular feature. They were outraged that a blade had been able to take their comments and post them elsewhere. They are good fun that bunch.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

Which incestuous post are you referring to?

 

[coaxingstar71]

Frightening!

Old joke for yas:

Bloke from Barnsley goes to the docs for some contraception advice for him and his wife, doc asks if his wife has got the coil in, dingle replies "Coil in? she ant ivven med mi tea yet!"

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

Older joke: Bloke goes tut jewelers and wants a gold pendant making with the image of his recently deceased but hugely loved whippet engraved on both sides. 18 carat says the jeweler, no I want it chewin a bone yer soft git.

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Barnsley man cancelled his wedding when he found out his wife was a virgin, stating

'if she's not good enough fer her faather then she's not good enough fer me'.

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

24.1

 

[Jon Bon]

Lass from Bhaaaansley takes her cat to the vet. Is it a Tom vet asks. "No" she says. "I've brought it wi mi.."

 

[JonnyRed(WCFC)]

Saw this funny looking troll on the train not so long ago...i'm sure he's from Dingle-land and got lost looking for Barnsley!




I pointed him back in the right direction..last i heard he's'roaming the streets of Merthyr Tydfil!

 

[The Crab]

Saw this funny looking troll on the train not so long ago...i'm sure he's from Dingle-land and got lost looking for Barnsley!


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I pointed him back in the right direction..last i heard he's'roaming the streets of Merthyr Tydfil!

Barnsley's version of Alan Whicker then?

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

I'm presuming this is the trophy they won a few weeks back that they're all so proud of?

 

[Lane Ender]

Thanks Roy, great laugh at some of those comments, especially when you imagine them being said by someone who looks like this

It was his 21st birthday yesterday

 

[The Crab]

It was his 21st birthday yesterday

And he's still got his own tooth, a shoe-in for Barnsley's Next Top Model.

 

[Lord Bos of Eckington.]

Thanks Roy, great laugh at some of those comments, especially when you imagine them being said by someone who looks like this

Is that Ronnie Gavin.

UTB

 

[sitwell]

Thanks Roy, great laugh at some of those comments, especially when you imagine them being said by someone who looks like this

Shes quite fit for a Dingle.

 

[Tyler Durden]

 

[Grecian2000]

“ Might have been after Iain Hume rammed his head into Morgan’s elbow. You know Morgan, blades legend? Not very bright, looks like he smells,“

I remember him well and where he comes from.

Looking forward to it (I'll be really pissed off if they rock up in Red though), and quite pissed off with a 12:30 (nowt like an early kick off to drain a lot of the atmosphere from a game).