Pre-Match View From Barnsley

[Roygbiv]

Oh, it's good......

https://roysviewfrom.wordpress.com/2016/04/22/pre-match-view-from-barnsley-3/

 

[Slug]

Wow....just wow

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Thats just hilarious - and quite well-observed in places

Cheers Roygbiv

 

[DazBlade88]

Irony overload in some of those.

 

[alcoblade]

"Feeling generally rather smug about being from Barnsley"

....no, someone really wrote that!!

UTB

 

[Mousey]

It's like they are trying to fulfil the stereotype.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Anyone get a winning line in the view from Bingo?

Nice one Roy

 

[Small Mendonca]

"Christ, there’s some Neanderthals on that website (S2 Forum). The average IQ must be about 24."

And my response is:

"That game in Dec 96 wi art a shadow of doubt. Pure magic. A still get goosebumps when I see that goal go in and the camera pans to the Reds fans going absolutely mental."

And:

"It needles me if it needles them. I don’t like em. A know nar that the gonna **** ar season up, a can feel it int pit o mi stomach. It still dint put me off buying a ticket earlier today."

It amuses me that they accuse us of having an IQ of 24 when they can't articulate their bizarre points using correct grammar. I don't know whether to hate them or pity them.

 

[Ben_1982]

Wow. They really are inbred

 

[Lord Bos of Eckington.]

Joking apart , Barnsley have some good players and are organised and can be cynical . Take them for granted or underestimate them , and they will turn us over . Let's see if our diamonds have bottle and bollocks for a change .

UTB.

 

[The Crab]

"Christ, there’s some Neanderthals on that website (S2 Forum). The average IQ must be about 24."

And my response is:

"That game in Dec 96 wi art a shadow of doubt. Pure magic. A still get goosebumps when I see that goal go in and the camera pans to the Reds fans going absolutely mental."

And:

"It needles me if it needles them. I don’t like em. A know nar that the gonna **** ar season up, a can feel it int pit o mi stomach. It still dint put me off buying a ticket earlier today."

It amuses me that they accuse us of having an IQ of 24 when they can't articulate their bizarre points using correct grammar. I don't know whether to hate them or pity them.

I'm choosing to laugh, they think IQ is the latest car from Hyundai, well they would if they knew what a fucking car was.

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Great stuff. In the absence of decent rivalries with pigs, dirties etc we will just have to make do with these clowns.

At least there is a bit of an edge to take into a game instead of the usual 30 away fans from some random southern commuter town.

 

[UpTheClough]

I'm choosing to laugh, they think IQ is the latest car from Hyundai, well they would if they knew what a fucking car was.

Thought it was Toyota IQ?

 

[The Crab]

Thought it was Toyota IQ?

Dunno mate, just plucked a random name from the air!

 

[The Crab]

Great stuff. In the absence of decent rivalries with pigs, dirties etc we will just have to make do with these clowns.

At least there is a bit of an edge to take into a game instead of the usual 30 away fans from some random southern commuter town.

Course there'll be more than 30, Poundland has ordered extra stock for them to take "summat nice" back to their caves. Better not be something that uses electric though, they'll get burned for Witchcraft.

 

[UpTheClough]

Dunno mate, just plucked a random name from the air!

Fair enough not arguing with you about small asian hatchbacks (possibly superminis) . Bono interestingly enough has the largest collection anywhere .

 

[The Crab]

Fair enough not arguing with you about small asian hatchbacks (possibly superminis) . Bono interestingly enough has the largest collection anywhere .

So it's true, it is actually possible to have more money than sense

 

[HeCanDoMagic]

Christ, what a read that is.

Roy - you sure that's not a transcript from an episode of Jeremy Kyle?

 

[SUFC Guy]

OMG I've just broken Google Translate!

 

[The Crab]

OMG I've just broken Google Translate!

If your trying to translate the native language of Barnsley, I've found Google Translate struggles a bit with Cave Drawings.

 

[Balham]

Can whoever connected Barnsley to the internet please disconnect it?

 

[The Crab]

Can whoever connected Barnsley to the internet please disconnect it?

But then all they'd have left to do is play with their bloody Kestrel.

 

[Dec]

“It needles me if it needles them. I don’t like em. A know nar that the gonna **** ar season up, a can feel it int pit o mi stomach. It still dint put me off buying a ticket earlier today”

Surely that's the best pre-match comment that Roy has ever copied and pasted.

 

[The Crab]

“It needles me if it needles them. I don’t like em. A know nar that the gonna **** ar season up, a can feel it int pit o mi stomach. It still dint put me off buying a ticket earlier today”

Surely that's the best pre-match comment that Roy has ever copied and pasted.

In my mind, Brian Glover was saying that.

 

[MobileBlade]

Can whoever connected Barnsley to the internet please disconnect it?

Its still inside the 12 month guarantee.

 

[Ecco1889]

What was the actual game we took 600 to oakwell?
They certainly don't let facts get in the way of a good rant..a very bitter and twisted race of people dem Barnsley folk

 

[JonnyRed(WCFC)]

Their forum sounds a reet barrel of laffs!

 

[SwissBlade]

What cup have they won this season?

 

[The Crab]

Their forum sounds a reet barrel of laffs!

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Plenty of typos, but I imagine it's harder to type with 6 fingers than 5

 

[Grappler]

Thanks Roy, great laugh at some of those comments, especially when you imagine them being said by someone who looks like this