Please, please help...

[TJB.]

Just been presented with a fucker of a dilemma.

Me mum and her partner have just booked a last minute ski holiday. Driving over to an apartment in the Alps which has ample room.

They've invited me to go with them.

They leave on Friday morning.

I've not been skiing abroad since I was 12 and I can't really afford to these days on my wage.

What on earth do I do?

 

[TarquinDelouche]

Yorkshiremen don’t ski.

 

[Fanny magnet]

Just been presented with a fucker of a dilemma.

Me mum and her partner have just booked a last minute ski holiday. Driving over to an apartment in the Alps which has ample room.

They've invited me to go with them.

They leave on Friday morning.

I've not been skiing abroad since I was 12 and I can't really afford to these days on my wage.

What on earth do I do?

Go

 

[Ricky]

You go to the game.

Then fly down to join them straight after.

 

[Ranmoorblade]

I’d go and let my mate have your ticket.

 

[Rodders]

Just been presented with a fucker of a dilemma.

Me mum and her partner have just booked a last minute ski holiday. Driving over to an apartment in the Alps which has ample room.

They've invited me to go with them.

They leave on Friday morning.

I've not been skiing abroad since I was 12 and I can't really afford to these days on my wage.

What on earth do I do?

So you can't afford to do it, can't do it, and missing the Derby because of it?

Tough one.

 

[LJBlade]

The result will still be the same whether you attend the match or not but with global warming that snow might not always be there.....

I've no idea what you should do.

 

[AdamSufc1997]

sell your ticket for 100 quid

 

[SteveBlade]

Is it all paid for?

If yes, go. It'd take a lot to turn down an all paid for holiday abroad.

If it's going to leave you skint, don't.

 

[sitwell]

Yorkshiremen don’t ski.

Not with Mum anyway

 

[Large Mendonca]

You could be missing the day we finally nail them into oblivion, in the mother of all victories...........

 

[Dalelane01]

Home alone

 

[Small Mendonca]

Skiing is for pussies. Go to the game.

 

[rompodebailey]

Fly out s Saturday morning, simple

 

[wizadry]

Just been presented with a fucker of a dilemma.

Me mum and her partner have just booked a last minute ski holiday. Driving over to an apartment in the Alps which has ample room.

They've invited me to go with them.

They leave on Friday morning.

I've not been skiing abroad since I was 12 and I can't really afford to these days on my wage.

What on earth do I do?

If you miss the match you’re a right cunt.

Can I have your ticket?

 

[TJB.]

sell your ticket for 100 quid

It's me season ticket. That'd be a steal for someone!

 

[bromtom]

Just been presented with a fucker of a dilemma.

Me mum and her partner have just booked a last minute ski holiday. Driving over to an apartment in the Alps which has ample room.

They've invited me to go with them.

They leave on Friday morning.

I've not been skiing abroad since I was 12 and I can't really afford to these days on my wage.

What on earth do I do?

Are they paying your way?

If so, find a friend and give them your ticket, or sell them it if they're a bad friend haha, they will owe you big time and you go on holiday and watch the match in the Alps with a nice continental beer.

If they want you to pay for yourself, you can't afford it on your wage, go to the match.

I've been on holiday with a bit less money than I actually needed. It's not fun.

 

[BigBed]

Just been presented with a fucker of a dilemma.

Me mum and her partner have just booked a last minute ski holiday. Driving over to an apartment in the Alps which has ample room.

They've invited me to go with them.

They leave on Friday morning.

I've not been skiing abroad since I was 12 and I can't really afford to these days on my wage.

What on earth do I do?

Tell them to enjoy their holiday.
Surely your old enough not to holiday with mummy n daddy anymore!?

 

[Torrix1889]

Not with Mummy anyway

Fixed it for you...

 

[Tunstall Fred]

You shouldn't have to ask,Tuesday before we play them lot on the Friday,and your Mum does that to you.

Tell her you never want to see or speak to her again,you are dead to me Mum

 

[mosbolad]

Just been presented with a fucker of a dilemma.

Me mum and her partner have just booked a last minute ski holiday. Driving over to an apartment in the Alps which has ample room.

They've invited me to go with them.

They leave on Friday morning.

I've not been skiing abroad since I was 12 and I can't really afford to these days on my wage.

What on earth do I do?

Skiing every time! There will always be another match. Plead poverty and mum will pay.

 

[PeakyBlader]

Stay home...Witness a secondary mullering of our porcine neighbours, before heading on the "Piste" properly after the game!!

 

[TJB.]

It'd be travel and accommodation, I'd imagine, but ski passes and hire ain't cheap and even if they offer I wouldn't feel comfortable having them pay for it. It's two week after Xmas, after all.

Perhaps that's my answer.

 

[BigBed]

It's me season ticket. That'd be a steal for someone!

You can afford a SC, but not to slide down a hill with 2 fencing boards strapped to your feet???
There's a slope ont rother valley you know.

 

[sitwell]

Skiing every time! There will always be another match. Plead poverty and mum will pay.

Are you Carvahal ?

 

[YES Blade]

Were you a decent skier when you was 12? If you aren't very good at skiing, then the chances are you won't really enjoy it.

You're better off getting to a decent level in one of the UK domes before heading to a resort.

 

[TJB.]

Barely 5 mins and someone has messaged me saying they've heard I might be selling a ticket for Friday

 

[mosbolad]

Are you Carvahal ?

Vegan....

 

[TJB.]

Were you a decent skier when you was 12? If you aren't very good at skiing, then the chances are you won't really enjoy it.

You're better off getting to a decent level in one of the UK domes before heading to a resort.

I'm at a good level. It's only abroad I haven't been since I was 12, but I've been regularly to indoor slopes ever since then.

 

[Torrix1889]

"Please, please help..."

I thought this was going to be a thread with some heartfealt message about how little Johnny was all set to see his first ever Steel City Derby but owing to a disaster he couldn't make it unless a kind-hearted Blade could divert to outer Mongolia to pick him up........but no, it's some posh bloke having a mental tussle over whether to go on a freebie ski-ing holiday with Mummy and Daddy......real world problems ladies and gentlemen.

You don't sit on about row T seat 180ish in the Westfield do you? There's a real posh twat up there who loves the sound of his own voice....