Please, no more stupid song or chant suggestions!!

[BigBed]

Is it only me that's absolutely fed up with these stupid threads??
I'm pretty sure most of us are grown up now and it's abit embarrassing don't you think? Grown men n ladies, trying to come up with a silly song.
Let the season end, spend all summer on your deckchairs with your notepads, some tissues n lube and alot of cider, and you might stumble across the next terrace anthem, or leave it until your a little bit pissed in the boozer with your mates, but please stop posting crap, it's boring now.
End of drunk fuelled rant.
Ta.

 

[Barney]

To the tune of "We hate Wednesday we hate Wednesday"

We hate shit songs, we hate shit songs,
We hate shit songs, we hate shit songs,
We hate shit songs, we hate shit songs,
We are the shit song, haters

 

[Tunstall Fred]

Simon Moore,Simon Moore,don't you ever,don't you ever,let another goal in

 

[sheffielder]

Leon Clarke is magic, he's got some magic gloves. And when he's got the ball at feet he's better than Ndlovu. He strikes it to the left, he strikes it to the right. And when we win promotion, we'll sing this song all night. Ooooooohhhhhh.

 

[AbacaBlade]

 

[Bladesway]

No, it wasn't lost on me either.

 

[Seymour]

Strange thread

Just been promoted after six years in league 1, whats wrong with people making up chants?
The dafter the better really

 

[Fanny magnet]

Is it only me that's absolutely fed up with these stupid threads??
I'm pretty sure most of us are grown up now and it's abit embarrassing don't you think? Grown men n ladies, trying to come up with a silly song.
Let the season end, spend all summer on your deckchairs with your notepads, some tissues n lube and alot of cider, and you might stumble across the next terrace anthem, or leave it until your a little bit pissed in the boozer with your mates, but please stop posting crap, it's boring now.
End of drunk fuelled rant.
Ta.

Post of the year

 

[BigBed]

You want strange.................look at your profile picture, and come back when you can call yourself a Blade!!

 

[FATTYFOULKE]

Is it only me that's absolutely fed up with these stupid threads??
I'm pretty sure most of us are grown up now and it's abit embarrassing don't you think? Grown men n ladies, trying to come up with a silly song.
Let the season end, spend all summer on your deckchairs with your notepads, some tissues n lube and alot of cider, and you might stumble across the next terrace anthem, or leave it until your a little bit pissed in the boozer with your mates, but please stop posting crap, it's boring now.
End of drunk fuelled rant.
Ta.

We get more like the pigs everyday. It's either trying to come up with anthems/chants or talk about attendances.

We don't need to do either.

We've already got a unique world recognised anthem and we've always been original and spontaneous in our chants.

As for attendances best leave that to the pigs to exaggerate and lie to themselves about. We know what we are and don't need to convince anybody else, least of all ourselves.

 

[Rodley]

I'm a Rambler
I'm a gambler
I'm a long way from home
I follow United from Sheffield to Rome
I eat when I'm hungry and I'll drink when I'm dry
I'm a Rambler
I'm a gambler
I'm a Blade till I die
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh

Reckon it will catch on?

 

[shorehamview]

Mamalamanama,
Makalakamoo,
Fafalafadoodah,
Wakawakawoo!

These may not be the eventual words, but I think it's something of a timeless, retro yet totally contemporary quality to it, wouldn't you say?

 

[Cerberus Blade]

We have a lot of budding songwriters on here. It's like "Sheffield's got talent". Their life ambition is to come up with a chant that others will sing for years to come. its harmless enough I suppose and also quite amusing as some of them are so bad.

The only thing that irks me is they aren't very adaptable. So last season we were singing about Salmon and McNulty and Girolamo when 2 out of 3 weren't even at the club and the other one was a disaster.

And this season the Jack O Connell song ends with "WHEN we get promoted". not "NOW we've got promoted".

Someone tell them please that we have been promoted so it's "Now" not "When"!

 

[Tyler Durden]

Not a single one of the 'songs' posted on this forum have ever or will ever see the light of day. Any such threads are irritating as fuck quite frankly.

 

[JohnDenver]

Is it only me that's absolutely fed up with these stupid threads??
I'm pretty sure most of us are grown up now and it's abit embarrassing don't you think? Grown men n ladies, trying to come up with a silly song.
Let the season end, spend all summer on your deckchairs with your notepads, some tissues n lube and alot of cider, and you might stumble across the next terrace anthem, or leave it until your a little bit pissed in the boozer with your mates, but please stop posting crap, it's boring now.
End of drunk fuelled rant.
Ta.

All the best with that.

 

[shorehamview]

Not a single one of the 'songs' posted on this forum have ever or will ever see the light of day. Any such threads are irritating as fuck quite frankly.

Oh, we've got Tyler Durden,
He doesn't wear a hat,
He's got strong opinions,
And doesn't mince his words when he feels that the occasion merits....

You can have that one for free.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Oh, we've got Tyler Durden,
He doesn't wear a hat,
He's got strong opinions,
And doesn't mince his words when he feels that the occasion merits....

You can have that one for free.

Stop making me smile, I'm trying to be a miserable bastard here!

 

[shorehamview]

Stop making me smile, I'm trying to be a miserable bastard here!

Fuck that shit. Make a chant up, could be the next Kop favourite.

Altogether now.....

 

[shorehamview]

I had some real ale last night,
I had a curry too,
And if you make me cough or sneeze
I'll do a fizzy poo!

 

[EasyBlade]

We will follow Wilder
Over land and sea
We will fo-o-low Wilder
Bread and dripping for tea

 

[knowsnowt]

FUCKING BRING BACK VUVUZELAS.

 

[pommpey]

We will follow Wilder
Over land and sea
We will fo-o-low Wilder
Bread and dripping for tea

Foolow?

Eh?

pommpey

 

[pommpey]

Well, I have been working on an idea for a song for some time. It's supposed to capture exactly what it is like to be a Sheffielder, references much of my material pleasures (such as smoking rolled tobacco, drinking local ales (and lots of it) and partaking in archaic nasal inhalation of powdered tobacco).

This song also tells the listener about the wonderful evening hostelry my town of birth offers and references popular comestibles, usually purchased form local late night outlets specializing in items dipped in batter and fried to perfection, although calling the song 'Spam Fritter' doesn't really capture the essence of the song.

Been shoving a few ideas about regarding themes - we need catchy motif with which to pin these lyrics to. Nothing complicated. Country and Western is usually uncomplicated and issues enough emotion into a song which could prove popular.

Annie ideas?

pommpey

 

[BarlboroughBlade]

Not a single one of the 'songs' posted on this forum have ever or will ever see the light of day. Any such threads are irritating as fuck quite frankly.

And you talk ballocks with your daft name, what about this old favourite of't heard on South Stand:

You fill up my senses,
Like a gallon of soy sauce,
Like a packet of chopsticks,
Like a good crispy duck,
Like a night out in Chengdu,
Like a greasy egg noodle,
Like Chengdu 'n' United,
Come thrill me again...

 

[BarlboroughBlade]

Well, I have been working on an idea for a song for some time. It's supposed to capture exactly what it is like to be a Sheffielder, references much of my material pleasures (such as smoking rolled tobacco, drinking local ales (and lots of it) and partaking in archaic nasal inhalation of powdered tobacco).

This song also tells the listener about the wonderful evening hostelry my town of birth offers and references popular comestibles, usually purchased form local late night outlets specializing in items dipped in batter and fried to perfection, although calling the song 'Spam Fritter' doesn't really capture the essence of the song.

Been shoving a few ideas about regarding themes - we need catchy motif with which to pin these lyrics to. Nothing complicated. Country and Western is usually uncomplicated and issues enough emotion into a song which could prove popular.

Annie ideas?

pommpey

Eeny meeny macka racka
Dare-rye dominacker
Chickenpokker lollippopper
Om pom push!

Just needs the beat?

 

[Blade56]

Is it only me that's absolutely fed up with these stupid threads??
I'm pretty sure most of us are grown up now and it's abit embarrassing don't you think? Grown men n ladies, trying to come up with a silly song.
Let the season end, spend all summer on your deckchairs with your notepads, some tissues n lube and alot of cider, and you might stumble across the next terrace anthem, or leave it until your a little bit pissed in the boozer with your mates, but please stop posting crap, it's boring now.
End of drunk fuelled rant.
Ta.

Hate threads about people making up songs and chants? So why start one?

I had some real ale last night,
I had a curry too,
And if you make me cough or sneeze
I'll do a fizzy poo!

That is feckin mega sv. Tea projectile +6' can't get it out of my head yerrrr twat!

Gonna sing that to my new grandson for the rest of my days as a Blade, feckin class

 

[BigBed]

Just keeping it real 56!

 

[BushBlade]

Foolow?

Eh?

pommpey

I drove through Foolow yesterday. It's far too inconsequential to be a verb.

 

[blade too long]

no more songs or chants
no more made up tunes
no more singing melodies
thats only for lunes

 

[Ldn_Rd_Blades]

Yeah I fucking hate these threads, everybody being all giddy and excited.

Can't we get back to the threads arguing whether we should sack the manager now or after our playoff defeat?