Player liaison job advertised

[McGrath]

The club is recruiting a Player Liason Officer who must speak multiple languages and part of the role will be to arrange language lessons for new staff and players....

Vacancy: Player Liaison Officer

Contract type: Permanent Full TimeLocation: Sheffield United Training Academy Shirecliffe SheffieldLine Manager: Head of Football AdministrationSalary: Competitive A fantastic opportunity has arisen for a Player Liaison Officer position supporting our First Team and Academy Players.

www.sufc.co.uk

 

[BushBlade]

Must speak multiple languages? All of them? Any preferences at all or will Klingon and Middle Earth do?

 

[McGrath]

Must speak multiple languages? All of them? Any preferences at all or will Klingon and Middle Earth do?

Scots and Irish Gaelic actually.

 

[HodgysBrokenThumb]

Scouse and Geordie might be the main ones.

 

[YES Blade]

Do everything short of wiping the player's arses for them by the looks of it.

 

[BushBlade]

Scouse and Geordie might be the main ones.

 

[Badger Blade]

Professional babysitter required!
The rest of us paupers have to sort out our own houses, mortgages, insurance, cars, food shopping.

"Sorry mother, can't help you out of the bath, I've got to go to Linton travel tavern to sort out Alan's problems"

 

[Houston_Blade]

Fetching McDonalds for Mousset then.

 

[BLADES1988]

What's the wages you ask?

Te.....ll you what, it's nine and half thousand pouuunds

 

[1889]

The club is recruiting a Player Liason Officer who must speak multiple languages and part of the role will be to arrange language lessons for new staff and players....

Vacancy: Player Liaison Officer

Contract type: Permanent Full TimeLocation: Sheffield United Training Academy Shirecliffe SheffieldLine Manager: Head of Football AdministrationSalary: Competitive A fantastic opportunity has arisen for a Player Liaison Officer position supporting our First Team and Academy Players.

www.sufc.co.uk

Richard Cadettes replacement?

 

[HighfieldBlade]

What's the wages you ask?

Te.....ll you what, it's nine and half thousand pouuunds

 

[Tom Bott]

Maybe the club feel it better if our players could address European referees in their native language ?

 

[stringjunior]

So, a PA then. Not Prince Abdullah obvs.

 

[Bert]

What's the wages you ask?

Te.....ll you what, it's nine and half thousand pouuunds

Brighton have a pathway manager he monitors players out on loan, £125,000 a year. David Weir.

 

[Kev Gee]

Richard Cadettes replacement?

I thought half of that stuff was taken care of by agents/sports agency of the players?

 

[Russ]

I thought it was that tall guy who stands near the tunnel doing nowt. The one next the Italian Waiter steward who waves at people like basil faulty.

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

Must speak multiple languages? All of them? Any preferences at all or will Klingon and Middle Earth do?

This fella just became unemployed.

 

[mancunianblade]

Dont even need to see the wage to know its not enough. Worst job going that

 

[DifferentClass]

We're definitely in the big time now.

Used to be the only requirement was being able to talk bollocks!

 

[Bladesman]

This fella just became unemployed.

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He is no Kryten though...

 

[Iceblade]

With my 7 languages, it's tempting to change Ecuador for Sheffield, but got a rather nice home office set up and a couple of flights to Europe a year in my current job, which was a kind of direct change from the last job I had in UK but with 50% salary increase. Dilemma...

 

[jono_t2000]

With my 7 languages, it's tempting to change Ecuador for Sheffield, but got a rather nice home office set up and a couple of flights to Europe a year in my current job, which was a kind of direct change from the last job I had in UK but with 50% salary increase. Dilemma...

 

[Tynemouth Blade]

The club is recruiting a Player Liason Officer who must speak multiple languages and part of the role will be to arrange language lessons for new staff and players....

Vacancy: Player Liaison Officer

Contract type: Permanent Full TimeLocation: Sheffield United Training Academy Shirecliffe SheffieldLine Manager: Head of Football AdministrationSalary: Competitive A fantastic opportunity has arisen for a Player Liaison Officer position supporting our First Team and Academy Players.

www.sufc.co.uk

Not asking for much are they?

 

[Cerberus Blade]

The club is recruiting a Player Liason Officer who must speak multiple languages and part of the role will be to arrange language lessons for new staff and players....

Vacancy: Player Liaison Officer

Contract type: Permanent Full TimeLocation: Sheffield United Training Academy Shirecliffe SheffieldLine Manager: Head of Football AdministrationSalary: Competitive A fantastic opportunity has arisen for a Player Liaison Officer position supporting our First Team and Academy Players.

www.sufc.co.uk

They should get this guy in!

 

[Cerberus Blade]

Not asking for much are they?

Do you fancy it Tynemouth? You must speak at least 2 languages living up there? English and Geordie!

I had a good look through the job spec. Not that I fancy a job, I'm happy with my work and I've got the best boss in the world - me! I can be a bit of a bastard wi' me sen sometimes, but mostly I'm alright. It looks like an interesting job though...opening bank accounts for foreign players who don't understand much English! Yes I could do that. I could help them set up their PIN code and keep a duplicate set of cards in case they lose one.

 

[Aston max]

Must speak multiple languages? All of them? Any preferences at all or will Klingon and Middle Earth do?

laH job qar'a

 

[JimW1889]

Does being able to speak English slowly while waving my hands about count? Always works abroad.

 

[Tynemouth Blade]

Do you fancy it Tynemouth? You must speak at least 2 languages living up there? English and Geordie!

I had a good look through the job spec. Not that I fancy a job, I'm happy with my work and I've got the best boss in the world - me! I can be a bit of a bastard wi' me sen sometimes, but mostly I'm alright. It looks like an interesting job though...opening bank accounts for foreign players who don't understand much English! Yes I could do that. I could help them set up their PIN code and keep a duplicate set of cards in case they lose one.

I'm quite happily retired thank you and as for Geordie, I've lived here well over 20 years and still it's a mystery to me at times!

 

[Tynemouth Blade]

They should get this guy in!

Paul Whitehouse is a genius

 

[McGrath]

They should get this guy in!

Brilliant