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I don’t know if this is a wind up, but any bloke who buys a life size cardboard cut out of a football player is seriously disturbed to me and has a latent homo-erotic thing going on. Or has simply never grown up in the head.

I trust they will be a roaring success though!
 
I don’t know if this is a wind up, but any bloke who buys a life size cardboard cut out of a football player is seriously disturbed to me and has a latent homo-erotic thing going on. Or has simply never grown up in the head.

I trust they will be a roaring success though!

I bought one of Little Louis:

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I don’t know if this is a wind up, but any bloke who buys a life size cardboard cut out of a football player is seriously disturbed to me and has a latent homo-erotic thing going on. Or has simply never grown up in the head.

I trust they will be a roaring success though!

I'm going to get one of Billy Sharp, cut a hole in the groin area, then get my boyfriend to stand behind it naked and dangle his penis through the hole so I can fellate it.
 
Get back to me when they're doing anatomically correct, life size versions of the ladies team.
 
I don’t know if this is a wind up, but any bloke who buys a life size cardboard cut out of a football player is seriously disturbed to me and has a latent homo-erotic thing going on. Or has simply never grown up in the head.

I trust they will be a roaring success though!

I’ll definitely be buying one. Brownie Jnr would think it is a superb present and addition to his bedroom.
 
I’ll definitely be buying one. Brownie Jnr would think it is a superb present and addition to his bedroom.
In which case , purely for value for money purposes, I'd recommend choosing someone on at least a 2 year contract !
 

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