Paul Merson

[ThatJa]

I called you an idiot for suggesting we'd lose 3-0, I said you're used to losing money at the bookies.

I'm an idiot.

That is all.

 

[Champagneblade]

I suggested it would be a close game with I believe (checks notes) one goal in it.

 

[Geordie Blade]

I went out for a run this morning and saw a dead magpie on the grass verge, absolutely shredded to pieces.

“I wonder if that’s a good omen?”, I thought. “Or a bad one, maybe?”

 

[Jimmy Fleck]

No, he’s still an idiot- was off by a 5 goal margin- thick twat.

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

I went out for a run this morning and saw a dead magpie on the grass verge, absolutely shredded to pieces.

“I wonder if that’s a good omen?”, I thought. “Or a bad one, maybe?”

I was sat on the sofa eating my Sunday dinner off my lap when it was still 0-0.

I accidentally tipped the plate up and poured gravy all down my legs, I looked like I'd shat myself.

Superb foreshadowing.