Player Suggestion Patrick Bamford

[Bladesman]

Tonight? It's 1pm mate!

Are you saying you know him?

He has a pint daily with Patrick.

 

[Davalon]

He shit

Let's be honest, if we signed prime Messi and Ronaldo you'd put a negative spin on it

 

[Dkc]

Let's be honest, if we signed prime Messi and Ronaldo you'd put a negative spin on it

Both well past their prime and playing in Micky Mouse leagues for a final payday. No thanks!

Edit: Prime Messi or Ronaldo maybe. Prime Billy Sharp would be even better

 

[Pandev]

 

[Maltby_blade]

He shit

Out of interest given that the only players we can sign at the moment are ones without a club, who should we bring in up front that’s better than him?.

 

[SUFC Guy]

He shit

He shit, but a La Liga side is interested in him?

 

[GrunkyPeep]

He shit

As long as he wipes and washes his hands after then it's all good.

 

[AnstonBlade1]

He shit, but a La Liga side is interested in him?

Thank fuck for that

 

[KMC-1889]

I refuse to believe that whatever problem the squad has that Patrick Bamford is the answer.

 

[Booker4]

Getafe boss quoted on Bamford "It's just a rumour".

Interesting. Maybe he's playing it down because he doesn't want to alert other clubs of their interest. Or, he's not interested. In which case is Wilder?!

 

[Brian Deane]

Getafe boss quoted on Bamford "It's just a rumour".

Interesting. Maybe he's playing it down because he doesn't want to alert other clubs of their interest. Or, he's not interested. In which case is Wilder?!

Personally, I hope not

 

[jt64]

Getafe boss quoted on Bamford "It's just a rumour".

Interesting. Maybe he's playing it down because he doesn't want to alert other clubs of their interest. Or, he's not interested. In which case is Wilder?!

Probably standard "fuck off, not my job" speak as used at 21st century football clubs

 

[Half Bond Jls]

Another sick note. No thank you, we've got enough.

 

[The Crab]

Connor Wickham must be moving closer to the top of the list.

He moved up to third.

The effort fucked his hamstring…

 

[LBA_Blade]

Using my "trusty Transfermarkt" that I am sure it influenced the club to sign Ings & Mee. Currently as CF available on frees are Britt Assombalonga, George Pușcaș (former Reading 17 goals in 84) and then 2 unrealistic but might as well chuck them in there

Vincent Aboubakar - Scored 36 in 83 appearances for Porto and 45 in 91 for 3 spells at Beşiktaş Aged 33 - Last contract £5.2 million annually
Paco Alcácer - Scored 30 in 93 for Valencia, 10 in 37 for Barca, 11 in 23 for Dormund and 11 in 58 for Villarreal - Last contract £4.3 million annually

Rather than spending £10million on a likes of Cannon bring the above 2 in on frees and offer £5mill a year each in wages

 

[Bladesman]

Aboubakar is the sort of unit we could do with upfront.

 

[LBA_Blade]

Aboubakar is the sort of unit we could do with upfront.

Definitely and he scores goals too, even scored against Brazil at the World Cup in 2022. Might be a bit of a far stretch but being the age he is, selling a story of get this club up and you are playing in the Premier League might be enough although be massive wages, the wages are like a transfer fee, just divided monthly. Be some form of intent that!

 

[Pedro Verde]

Using my "trusty Transfermarkt" that I am sure it influenced the club to sign Ings & Mee. Currently as CF available on frees are Britt Assombalonga, George Pușcaș (former Reading 17 goals in 84) and then 2 unrealistic but might as well chuck them in there

Vincent Aboubakar - Scored 36 in 83 appearances for Porto and 45 in 91 for 3 spells at Beşiktaş Aged 33 - Last contract £5.2 million annually
Paco Alcácer - Scored 30 in 93 for Valencia, 10 in 37 for Barca, 11 in 23 for Dormund and 11 in 58 for Villarreal - Last contract £4.3 million annually

Rather than spending £10million on a likes of Cannon bring the above 2 in on frees and offer £5mill a year each in wages

The two you mention are forrin
Has nobody told you Wilder is back at the club

 

[Champagneblade]

Aboubakar is the sort of unit we could do with upfront.

Abracadabra more like!

We need a bit of magic form somewhere

 

[Blade56]

Getafe boss quoted on Bamford "It's just a rumour".

Interesting. Maybe he's playing it down because he doesn't want to alert other clubs of their interest. Or, he's not interested. In which case is Wilder?!

Think this would do 2 things 1) finish me off 2) overrun the physo couch

Using my "trusty Transfermarkt" that I am sure it influenced the club to sign Ings & Mee. Currently as CF available on frees are Britt Assombalonga, George Pușcaș (former Reading 17 goals in 84) and then 2 unrealistic but might as well chuck them in there

Vincent Aboubakar - Scored 36 in 83 appearances for Porto and 45 in 91 for 3 spells at Beşiktaş Aged 33 - Last contract £5.2 million annually
Paco Alcácer - Scored 30 in 93 for Valencia, 10 in 37 for Barca, 11 in 23 for Dormund and 11 in 58 for Villarreal - Last contract £4.3 million annually

Rather than spending £10million on a likes of Cannon bring the above 2 in on frees and offer £5mill a year each in wages

Aboubakar is the sort of unit we could do with upfront.

Stop being sensible you two. Cannon will come good, Wilder is great at plucking gems from under other clubs noses. We’ll be fighting PL clubs Off int JTW.

As for proven goal scorers, don’t be daft, we don’t pass the ball up front, back, sideways, sideways and back, wait for opposition to get 11 men behind the ball and attack their midfield.