Pathetic examples of hooliganism

[Jinxy1966]

Try the wallabies. They're a piece of piss. They're the animal equivalent of Reading fans. Even the giant tortoise runs them. Well, it's more of a leisurely amble but you get the picture....

I prefer to limit my hooligan activity to sending threatening texts to the lemurs. I fuckin hate the bastards. If there’s any lemurs lurking on this forum…….Watch your backs you short-arsed, ring-tailed, prosimian cunts cos Jinxy’s gonna fuck you up

 

[bypassblade]

I like how it says The Star has contacted Sheffield United for it's comments, WTF can United do? NOTHING until person arrested & sentenced then ban them. I really thought hooliganism was on the way out, but sadly it seems not, brain cells must be left in a box on coach/car.

 

[Sheff de party]

Imagine fighting about football.
I’m all for the theatre of shouting at players, them winding us up, other fans and the chants between the two.

But fighting about it is just an excuse for inadequate men to behave like animals.

 

[Tezza1889]

I like how it says The Star has contacted Sheffield United for it's comments, WTF can United do? NOTHING until person arrested & sentenced then ban them. I really thought hooliganism was on the way out, but sadly it seems not, brain cells must be left in a box on coach/car.

The star would try to contact Lord lucan on his disappearance if it would fill a few inches between the adverts..

 

[Sean Thornton]

and nose candy.

These days it’s just vim and brick dust.

 

[Jon Bon II]

I prefer to limit my hooligan activity to sending threatening texts to the lemurs. I fuckin hate the bastards. If there’s any lemurs lurking on this forum…….Watch your backs you short-arsed, ring-tailed, prosimian cunts cos Jinxy’s gonna fuck you up

Hope you're in BUPA pal. Lemurs are top geezers and my mates so you'll have to come through me first.

 

[Bartleby]

Did they do the classic bounce up and down with your arms outstretched. Personally I wouldn't mind hooligans it they were polish/Russian style and met up in the woods miles away to practice their homoerotic male bonding away from normal people. Unfortunately we have the kind of chav scum who have saddled us with all seater stadia, early kick offs, alcohol bans and the career of Danny Dyer.

Trying to imagine that lot outside the cafe in Manchester up against some of those Russians

 

[Chris the Blade]

Anybody who is thick enough to partake in any kind of hooliganism whether football related or not should be sent to a North Korean Labour Camp for 25 yrs. I can guarantee when they came back home they would never be a pathetic little loser ever again. God Bless

 

[benn5712]

I dare not offer the lions out but give the old “I’m watching you” gesture to the Meerkats.

Yehbut. Bet you can't eat Fox's Glacier mints in front of them Polar bears.

 

[benn5712]

Try the wallabies. They're a piece of piss. They're the animal equivalent of Reading fans. Even the giant tortoise runs them. Well, it's more of a leisurely amble but you get the picture....

DID YOU KNOW ?
Wallabies were brought over in war 2 as a breeding programme for a source of meat.
Some escaped, Matlock way, and apparently survive in Derbyshire.
Not seen any myself.

Jinxy1966​

Lemurs are reyt enough. Kids were younger, took them to Port Lympne reserve. Lemurs were fantastic.
Youngest went toddling after a Wallaby and chased it into big Cat pen.

 

[Tezza1889]

Apparently one of the "lads" that got arrested in Manchester on Saturday was from Coventry... And.. Wait for it.

64 years old..

 

[BushBlade]

DID YOU KNOW ?
Wallabies were brought over in war 2 as a breeding programme for a source of meat.
Some escaped, Matlock way, and apparently survive in Derbyshire.
Not seen any myself.

Jinxy1966​

Lemurs are reyt enough. Kids were younger, took them to Port Lympne reserve. Lemurs were fantastic.
Youngest went toddling after a Wallaby and chased it into big Cat pen.

It was the Derbyshire/Staffordshire borders, they were definitely there, my dad saw them occasionally when out walking but they’re believed to have died out. I don’t think they could cope with harsh winters. It was supposed to be a bit of a secret as to exactly where they were (not sure why now) so they may still be around but I don’t know anyone who’s seen one in a long time.

 

[Foxy]

Further confirmation that the Star get 90% of their footballing insights from this forum.

Sticks their IP ranges behind a paywall

 

[Jon Bon II]

Good to see me quoted in the Sheffield Star!

Police officer injured as fans clash in 'unacceptable' scenes after Swansea City vs Sheffield United draw

A police officer was injured and one man was arrested on suspicion of assaulting a steward as the aftermath of the Swansea City vs Sheffield United match descended into violent disorder.

www-thestar-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org

Cuh! See they didn't bother with my reply.

 

[Jon Bon II]

Jinxy1966
Lemurs are reyt enough. Kids were younger, took them to Port Lympne reserve. Lemurs were fantastic.
Youngest went toddling after a Wallaby and chased it into big Cat pen.

I love lemuirs. We went to Lincolnshire Wildlife Park at Boston a few weeks ago and fed 3 of the girls. Couldn't believe how gentle they were. No claws out, no snatching. Could have stayed in with them all day. And before anyone pulls me up for my spelling or pronunciation, it's Le-muir, as in Frank Muir - just like it's Draclear, chimbley and skelington.

 

[benn5712]

I love lemuirs. We went to Lincolnshire Wildlife Park at Boston a few weeks ago and fed 3 of the girls. Couldn't believe how gentle they were. No claws out, no snatching. Could have stayed in with them all day. And before anyone pulls me up for my spelling or pronunciation, it's Le-muir, as in Frank Muir - just like it's Draclear, chimbley and skelington.

All excellent words Jon.
Regularly do the Lemur sun worship pose myself.



Should be compulsory, which means yavter.

 

[Broomhall Blade]

I like how it says The Star has contacted Sheffield United for it's comments, WTF can United do? NOTHING until person arrested & sentenced then ban them. I really thought hooliganism was on the way out, but sadly it seems not, brain cells must be left in a box on coach/car.

Unfortunately there is 18 months of pent-up jumping up and down with your arms out wide and gesturing to get out of their system.

One thing that's always got me though is why do football fans after the said jumping up and down with their arms out wide gesturing then proceed to leg it if the opposition fans move to close.

 

[Jinxy1966]

All excellent words Jon.
Regularly do the Lemur sun worship pose myself.

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Should be compulsory, which means yavter.

Apologies fellas, but can I offer a tale of caution amidst your lemur love-in. You’ve obviously been taken in by their furry cuteness but this is actually their firm, The LBC. The one 2nd left is Lenny. He’s their top boy - teeth like needles & claws like razors. The one 2nd right is Lunny. He stirs the shit & mouths off then stands back while it all kicks off.
I actually took this photo when the little fuckers fronted me up when I was driving through Knowsley Safari Park. I was outnumbered 5 to 1 but I’m not taking that shit from them twats. So I got out of the car & it soon came on top. Next thing I know I’m coming round laid on the floor & the bastards have jumped in my BMW & drove straight over me, smashing both my legs.
If you want to know more you’ll have to buy my new book “Lemurs In Beamers & Broken Femurs ( Run-In With The LBC )”.

 

[Chris the Blade]

Unfortunately there is 18 months of pent-up jumping up and down with your arms out wide and gesturing to get out of their system.

One thing that's always got me though is why do football fans after the said jumping up and down with their arms out wide gesturing then proceed to leg it if the opposition fans move to close.

It's happened ever since the beginning of time. I blame an underdeveloped brain, Latin no longer being taught in schools and National Service being abolished.

 

[pommpey]

Sticks their IP ranges behind a paywall

I'm bitterly disappointed they didn't use my post as a quote

One Sheffield United fan described the hooligans as 'bellends'. A 'bellend' is a colloquial term used to describe the glans of the male reproductive organ, known in some circles as a 'dick', or a 'cock'. It is also a term to describe brainless fuckwits who act like primates when they've had a couple of glasses of electric soup and feel fucking brave as fuck in numbers but would shit all shades of the rainbow if alone and faced with the chance of getting their cowardly, inept cunts kicked in.

Now THAT'S journalism.

pommpey

 

[benn5712]

Apologies fellas, but can I offer a tale of caution amidst your lemur love-in. You’ve obviously been taken in by their furry cuteness but this is actually their firm, The LBC. The one 2nd left is Lenny. He’s their top boy - teeth like needles & claws like razors. The one 2nd right is Lunny. He stirs the shit & mouths off then stands back while it all kicks off.
I actually took this photo when the little fuckers fronted me up when I was driving through Knowsley Safari Park. I was outnumbered 5 to 1 but I’m not taking that shit from them twats. So I got out of the car & it soon came on top. Next thing I know I’m coming round laid on the floor & the bastards have jumped in my BMW & drove straight over me, smashing both my legs.
If you want to know more you’ll have to buy my new book “Lemurs In Beamers & Broken Femurs ( Run-In With The LBC )”.

Seen a proper set to this morning, but that's going on the Natural history thread.

 

[Ace of Blades]

I love lemuirs. We went to Lincolnshire Wildlife Park at Boston a few weeks ago and fed 3 of the girls. Couldn't believe how gentle they were. No claws out, no snatching. Could have stayed in with them all day. And before anyone pulls me up for my spelling or pronunciation, it's Le-muir, as in Frank Muir - just like it's Draclear, chimbley and skelington.

And kekkle