Pasta Man's Suggestions Thread

[KOPPO]

would like a Italian player in our squad and although I don't like swfc over the years weve signed some good players who played for the owls I like Forestieri think he would do well in top flight for sufc the blades great tricky player how much do you think he would cost>>>??? he wont be free

 

[Speedracer]

I think...................................... that I would be a dead cert for a ban if I told you exactly what I think.

 

[ThroughThinAndThinner]

An Italian player? That was so pre-Brexit, get with the times.

 

[Ricky]

Just fuck off and keep your spamming garbage on Facebook.

If you want to know what people think then just read the forum and don't post on it. That would be to everybody's benefit.

 

[bongleblade]

Just fuck off and keep your spamming garbage on Facebook.

If you want to know what people think then just read the forum and don't post on it. That would be to everybody's benefit.

bit harsh

 

[Tunstall Fred]

would like a Italian player in our squad and although I don't like swfc over the years weve signed some good players who played for the owls I like Forestieri think he would do well in top flight for sufc the blades great tricky player how much do you think he would cost>>>??? he wont be free

Does the cheating diving fraudster have dual nationality ?

 

[Ricky]

bit harsh

It's a fucking Pig sadcase taking the piss and spamming the place.

Needs putting in the bin where it belongs ASAP.

 

[Houso]

Look mate, the key to establishing a believable supporter profile on a rival messageboard is to be subtle, go slow and ingratiate yourself without too much fuss. Just don't overdo it eh? You don't come on and say "I HATE WEDNESDAY ME!!! LOVE WILDER, LOVE HIM TO DEATH. Love United, but hate that McCabe bloke. We'll spend no money, but we should BUY A WEDNESDAY PLAYER!!!! But, I HATE WEDNESDAY!!!!!" No one is believing this schtick as enthusiastic as you're being. 10 out of 10 for effort.

I'm prepared to give you a second bite of the cherry. I'll pretend these first 40 posts never happened. I like the oddness of the character you're pitching, but you're going to have to dial it down a couple of notches.

Right, have another go. You can do it x

 

[cahill]

Look mate, the key to establishing a believable supporter profile on a rival messageboard is to be subtle, go slow and ingratiate yourself without too much fuss. Just don't overdo it eh? You don't come on and say "I HATE WEDNESDAY ME!!! LOVE WILDER, LOVE HIM TO DEATH. Love United, but hate that McCabe bloke. We'll spend no money, but we should BUY A WEDNESDAY PLAYER!!!! But, I HATE WEDNESDAY!!!!!" No one is believing this schtick as enthusiastic as you're being. 10 out of 10 for effort.

I'm prepared to give you a second bite of the cherry. I'll pretend these first 40 posts never happened. I like the oddness of the character you're pitching, but you're going to have to dial it down a couple of notches.

Right, have another go. You can do it x

Cynic

 

[Ernest]

would like a Italian player in our squad and although I don't like swfc over the years weve signed some good players who played for the owls I like Forestieri think he would do well in top flight for sufc the blades great tricky player how much do you think he would cost>>>??? he wont be free

I don’t know what’s worse, your inept attempt at being a Blade or your grammar and punctuation.

Please return to S6, you intolerable swine.

 

[flashinblade1889]

Oh god......

 

[beatific blade]

Look mate, the key to establishing a believable supporter profile on a rival messageboard is to be subtle, go slow and ingratiate yourself without too much fuss. Just don't overdo it eh? You don't come on and say "I HATE WEDNESDAY ME!!! LOVE WILDER, LOVE HIM TO DEATH. Love United, but hate that McCabe bloke. We'll spend no money, but we should BUY A WEDNESDAY PLAYER!!!! But, I HATE WEDNESDAY!!!!!" No one is believing this schtick as enthusiastic as you're being. 10 out of 10 for effort.

I'm prepared to give you a second bite of the cherry. I'll pretend these first 40 posts never happened. I like the oddness of the character you're pitching, but you're going to have to dial it down a couple of notches.

Right, have another go. You can do it x

Pig!!

 

[benn5712]

Just let it slide Blades. Think of the 863,000,000 Massive fans giggling with pastaboy having some close season entertainment. Certainly won't get any this coming season.

 

[KOPPO]

I don’t know what’s worse, your inept attempt at being a Blade or your grammar and punctuation.

Please return to S6, you intolerable swine.

why bully me im not a owls fan

 

[KOPPO]

im not a pig im a blades fan you don't know me so why be cruel on here >>>?????

 

[Ernest]

why bully me im not a owls fan

...is what any Wendy fan would say.

Be gone with you.

 

[Ricky]

im not a pig im a blades fan you don't know me so why be cruel on here >>>?????

Because you keep starting pointless wank threads.

 

[KOPPO]

believe what you like im a sufc fan for life

 

[KOPPO]

Pig!!

point taken ill mellow down

 

[Nicolaus_Copernicus]

believe what you like im a sufc fan for life

Ok, i believe you. What & when was your first United match? What was our team?

 

[KOPPO]

Pig!!

point taken ill calm down m8

 

[KOPPO]

im off here for a while bye everyone point taken it doesn't matter where I go I get bullied im gutted but all the best take care im a blade for life

 

[KOPPO]

IM GONE bye all

 

[KOPPO]

in WILDER I TRUST im only being friendly i know when im not welcome Im not going to say a thing on here no more just read the posts you've won im a sufc fan believe what you like youve won ill just shut up goodbye everyone up the blades all ill say is im shocked at the abuse against me on here & IM LOST FOR WORDS take care all

 

[bladesince64]

No Blade would talk like a pussy

 

[sheff_blade90]

pasta man kop blade im going to give you benefit of doubt. because everyone needs a chance & im probably too trusting for my own good. its harsh can be bullying but more totem pole. you have to ease in you cant just come in all gun blazing, be in your face & starts threads willy nilly. a 18yr debutant wouldn't go into thr dressing room & immediately be in charge of the music. try searching for the many threads & post in there

although Nicolaus_Copernicus says everyone knows their 1st game. even though its 21 half years ago, i can tell you who it was, what was score, who scored & where i was sat. its just ingrained in the memory of all fans. that would help

 

[Harry's Game]

IM LOST FOR WORDS

If only...

 

[Sean Thornton]

would like a Italian player in our squad and although I don't like swfc over the years weve signed some good players who played for the owls I like Forestieri think he would do well in top flight for sufc the blades great tricky player how much do you think he would cost>>>??? he wont be free

F.O. Metcalf you sad get

 

[KOPPO]

im heartbroke why do that to me im gutted im only being friendly on here im done goodbye all from pasta man

 

[shrubbery]

Always thought Forrest Fairy was an Argie?