Paper Note

[Birdwell Blade]

Absolutely brilliant thread, I’m actually howling. The ready steady cook comment is genius.

 

[BigBed]

"Dear Jim
Can you fix it for me.........."

 

[Hockey'sBeard]

Dear Mr Heckingbottom
I am an exiled Saudi Prince and I am looking for some help. My fortune is held in a bank account which I cannot get access to. I need your help to get it out of the country.
If you send me your bank account number I arrange can transfer to you for safekeeping.
In return for your help, I will extend Ollie Burke’s contract
Many thanks
Prince Abdullah

 

[blades95]

 

[SteveH]

 

[Tony_Kaufman]

"Block C, row FF, seat 153. MILF."

 

[Brewster Cost £70 million]

"2 out of 3 ain't bad"

 

[Sid1978]

That’s my seat!

"Block C, row FF, seat 153. MILF."

 

[SuperBobbyHatton]

Heyup Jayden, pass this blank paper round the lads and see how long it takes them sad fuckers on S2 4SU to get a thread going about it.

 

[Deadly_D'Jaffo]

"Your assist was shit you don't fool me"

 

[Bayingblade]

That’s my seat!

What are you doing on Tuesday evening?

 

[A Storm of Blades]

“Your life is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the matrix. You are the eventuality of an anomaly, which despite my sincerest efforts I have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision”

 

[Jan Age]

‘ a fiver for any player that knows anything about the new strategic plan ‘

 

[Hull Blade]

Have you got the Chalfont St. Giles?

 

[Micky Narker]

"Not being funny but Jayden Bogle is a bit of a daft name int it? Better than being saddled with heckingbottom tho i guess lol fml. As you were."

 

[William Large]

‘I believe Roger Stephenson was unfairly dismissed’

 

[Guesty]

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

2-0 and they have 10 men,dont you fuckin dare.