Over 70? Get out!

[S6 Blade]

Premier league looking at banning over 70’s entry to premier league games

 

[Jolly Buffer]

What's all this then?

 

[originaltrueblade]

And it won’t end there

 

[Jolly Buffer]

Ugghh??

 

[Sean Thornton]

This is how Hitler started etc etc etc.

 

[finlaytheblade]

Ugghh??

I'm 85 but I look 60 will I get in?

 

[Bladebri]

So if you are 69 your safe, it’s ridiculous UTB

 

[Sean Thornton]

Could be a possible issue for the Grunters ten year season ticket oldies.

Oh, hold on, Premier League......

 

[Bladesway]

This is how Hitler started etc etc etc.

There’s a footnote I never saw in my history text books.

 

[VictoryBlade]

Lets form a sect and all die together?

 

[Jolly Buffer]

I'm 85 but I look 60 will I get in?

No I'm afraid you won't...can I have you're loyalty points?

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Closed doors footy is on it's way

 

[BushBlade]

Panic in the streets of Sheffield.
Hang the BJ

 

[JayGreen17]

If this hits the EFL the pigs are screwed! The average age of their supports must be 75

 

[JayGreen17]

So everyone will go to the pubs and spread it that way probably worse all in a close warm pissed up environment.

 

[Bath Blade]

Are they going to have stewards asking anyone with grey hair for ID?

 

[bypassblade]

Have the PL mover heard of a little thing called discrimination, if it's true.

 

[BritishSteel]

Premier league looking at banning over 70’s entry to premier league games

Is this age or number of women you have shagged?

Asking for myself.

 

[I should coco]

This is how Hitler started etc etc etc.

5 posts in and already the 'Hitler' card played.

Please close the internet for tonight....

 

[Roygbiv]

What the fuck is Roy Hodgson gonna do?

 

[I should coco]

Panic in the streets of Sheffield.
Hang the BJ

"Panic on the streets of London
Panic on the streets of Birmingham
I wonder to myself
Could life ever be sane again? "

That Chris Wilder really has created chaos with our overlapping centre halves....

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Players won't be shaking hands tomorrow. Fans will be using the Kop bogs as per, proper clean and honest. Even the Black death couldn't survive in there.

 

[Harry's Game]

What a load of bollocks

 

[Jolly Buffer]

Enjoy the game tomorrow, it could be the last time you visit BDTBL for a while.

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

Premier league looking at banning over 70’s entry to premier league games

That means any five year old pig won't see their next Premier League appearance.

 

[Argentinemanager]

Whats that in the kop bogs

 

[HodgysBrokenThumb]

5 posts in and already the 'Hitler' card played.

Please close the internet for tonight....

If this story is true (it is a Sky News report?), it looks like the PL trying the dead cat on the table tactic - lob in a ridiculous idea to distract from the real issue. They would have to show that we oldies are more likely to spread the disease (presumably not the case) or that we are mentally incapable of taking a rational decision about the risk to ourselves. I suppose anyone has spent a lifetime watching Utd must be insane. Closing the Internet down is the only solution.
Incidentally, I believe the dead cat died of Coronavirus. They ought to be careful where they throw it....

 

[Jolly Buffer]

Whats that in the kop bogs

Something that has no cure son.

 

[Jon Bon II]

Will kidney punching the opposition kids and disabled fans still be allowed or will we have to stop just short of contact and mime it, like a playful, pissed up uncle?

 

[HodgysBrokenThumb]

Will kidney punching the opposition kids and disabled fans still be allowed or will we have to stop just short of contact and mime it, like a playful, pissed up uncle?

I wish you were better at miming when you are pissed, Uncle Jon. I'm still in agony...