Outcome @ Transfer Window closing?

[KeithEdsgoalWards]

Sander heads to newcastle to sign, gets pissed with gazza and falls off a bridge singing "Fog on the Tyne" before he puts pen to paper. Injured ear drum sees the deal off.
O'Brien get's into fisties withMcburnie and both die.
We go into admin and sell the prince to the cannibals of Sentinal Island and they give him a right gobbling.
Putin nukes the antiques quarter and wind carries fall out onto the desso.
There's other stuff too, but i don't want to put a downer on things.

 

[Tom Bott]

Surely any transfer business will have to be agreed by the new owner.

Fulham ?

 

[Snowflake]

Berge goes, money mysteriously never makes it to the allocated EFL account but we get told it’s a bank error and we have to suck it up or claim on the insurance.

No money, no Sander, no replacement and still under embargo.

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. Perhaps you will feel better tomorrow or perhaps by March 1st when Wrexham can celebrate St David’s Day ?

 

[Snowflake]

Sander heads to newcastle to sign, gets pissed with gazza and falls off a bridge singing "Fog on the Tyne" before he puts pen to paper. Injured ear drum sees the deal off.
O'Brien get's into fisties withMcburnie and both die.
We go into admin and sell the prince to the cannibals of Sentinal Island and they give him a right gobbling.
Putin nukes the antiques quarter and wind carries fall out onto the desso.
There's other stuff too, but i don't want to put a downer on things.

...meanwhile on planet Bramall everything is rosie.

 

[Tom Bott]

No money, no Sander, no replacement and still under embargo.

But still 12 points clear with a game in hand and significant goal difference advantage.

 

[Tony_Kaufman]

Berge out and we sign no one as the EFL don't accept cheques or postal orders anymore, and they wouldn't have cleared before the window shut. That and something about a fax machine.

 

[Houston_Blade]

But still 12 points clear with a game in hand and significant goal difference advantage.

None of which I’ve denied so don’t really see the relevance?

 

[Berkshire Blade]

Takeover announced. Berge stays yet O'Brien and another also come in

 

[Houston_Blade]

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. Perhaps you will feel better tomorrow or perhaps by March 1st when Wrexham can celebrate St David’s Day ?

It was a joke, don’t get precious. If I didn’t jest I’d want to cry at the off pitch mess we seem to making alongside what should be a thoroughly enjoyable season.

 

[CPB]

It's all so up in the air.

But I'm presuming Berge will be gone. And hoping so much N'Diaye will not be gone.

I have no confidence in much or anything coming in at the min.

I presume selling Berge now is to plug the gap and sort the embargo out.

However what if neither Berge or N'Diaye leave? And thus the embargo cannot be resolved via player sales. Is this the only option we have?

Because if it turns out no one goes and then the embargo can be lifted by other means then what are the club doing touting players around when we are in this position?
I don't believe this is the case, but just thinking about potentials.

I'm expecting at least Berge to leave and then Im assuming this will resolve our embargo for now.

 

[Arcott]

Berge gone
N'Diaye Sold 2 mins before window shuts
Embargo removed at 23:01 due to YTS apprentice being only one at EFL as rest gone for quick cuppa as no fucker would be stupid enough to leave a deal to the last minute

None in

23.04 announced takeover collapses
23.05 £60m transferred to mysterious offshore account along with anything else not nailed down
23.06 Prince claims never heard of Sheff United must be his evil twin brother- the little tinker.
23:10 mysterious package found and opened, inside ownership papers in the name of Henry Mauriss.
23:15 genuine proof Mauriss doesn't actually exist.
23.16 shoes off in car park

 

[Balti Pie]

At this stage in the day, and with Sander and Ili training as normal, I would imagine today's outcome to be.....
No-one goes out.
No-one comes in.
Transfer embargo not lifted any time soon.
Impending shitstorm!

 

[Snowflake]

At this stage in the day, and with Sander and Ili training as normal, I would imagine today's outcome to be.....
No-one goes out.
No-one comes in.
Transfer embargo not lifted any time soon.
Impending shitstorm!

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we die ! (Apologies to Epicurians)

 

[Gimli]

Sander heads to newcastle to sign, gets pissed with gazza and falls off a bridge singing "Fog on the Tyne" before he puts pen to paper. Injured ear drum sees the deal off.
O'Brien get's into fisties withMcburnie and both die.
We go into admin and sell the prince to the cannibals of Sentinal Island and they give him a right gobbling.
Putin nukes the antiques quarter and wind carries fall out onto the desso.
There's other stuff too, but i don't want to put a downer on things.

Well at least Illi would still be here!

 

[KeithEdsgoalWards]

Well at least Illi would still be here!

Well now you mention it, you know those other things.....

 

[Sheffsteel]

At this stage in the day, and with Sander and Ili training as normal, I would imagine today's outcome to be.....
No-one goes out.
No-one comes in.
Transfer embargo not lifted any time soon.
Impending shitstorm!

Agree.....we've all given various posibiltites regards ins and outs.
However once the dust has settled.....we may well be in the same position....no ins or outs.

Does anyone know what the time limit is on being in an embargo and then having restrictions on future transfer windows?
I'm expecting that the embargo will be cleared before this deadline and the transfer of ownership will go through soon.

 

[Eric_Brooks]

Takeover goes through on the yellow ticker
Berge stays
Sign Obrien and the Coventry striker

 

[CrookesBlade]

I've managed to cook this semi-plausible story up:

Berge and Ndiaye stay put. 'Gentleman's' agreement reached with EFL to settle the embargo and outstanding payments in the summer with various private assurances given that at worst we'd get a minor slap on the wrist.

Takeover goes through, we go up and everybody forgets about this business.

We get to mid July and everybody is wondering where the new signings are only for us to find out EFL have slapped us with a 2 window embargo we thought we'd avoided and we get treated to a full season of litigation talk.

 

[Tarqs]

Sander heads to newcastle to sign, gets pissed with gazza and falls off a bridge singing "Fog on the Tyne" before he puts pen to paper. Injured ear drum sees the deal off.
O'Brien get's into fisties withMcburnie and both die.
We go into admin and sell the prince to the cannibals of Sentinal Island and they give him a right gobbling.
Putin nukes the antiques quarter and wind carries fall out onto the desso.
There's other stuff too, but i don't want to put a downer on things.

You missed the Ouija Board session to engage with Roaul Moat.

 

[Mouth of the South]

Jonathan Forte in on loan until the end of the season.

 

[Gin&Juice]

Berge and Egan go in the last hour.

We scramble and get two shite loans. One from Belgium and one from The Saudi league.

 

[KeithEdsgoalWards]

and one from The Saudi league.

And his dad is a trillionaire, buys us, and puts himself in goal.

 

[Sheffsteel]

I've managed to cook this semi-plausible story up:

Berge and Ndiaye stay put. 'Gentleman's' agreement reached with EFL to settle the embargo and outstanding payments in the summer with various private assurances given that at worst we'd get a minor slap on the wrist.

Takeover goes through, we go up and everybody forgets about this business.

We get to mid July and everybody is wondering where the new signings are only for us to find out EFL have slapped us with a 2 window embargo we thought we'd avoided and we get treated to a full season of litigation talk.

Excellent.

We've had various random phenomena stopping our progress in its tracks over the years. For example

1: The 2nd world war from 1939 to 1945 when we'd just been promoted to the top flight with a really good side.
After a few games in 1939 were in 2nd place in the top flight, then the league was abandoned for the next 6 years due to us declaring war on Germany.

2: Relegated on the final day of the Premier League in 1994 in remarkable circumstances.
Everton needed to win their last match at home to Wimbledon in order to stay up. They were losing 0-2 at half-time.
They eventually come back in the 2nd half to win 3-2 however they score a goal where the shot is almost directly at Hans Segars in the Wimbledon goal.
It looked an easy save but weirdly he dives over the top of the ball and it's a soft goal conceded.
A few years later Segers is found to be involved in match fixing and deliberately allowing some goals to be scored.

Note: I've just checked out this match on Youtube and the Everton 1st goal is a very soft penalty.

3: The Tevez affair. One of our rivals somehow being able to bring in 2 top international players on the cheap, it was a kind of mysterious loan fee, which eventuality was found to have broken the rules, which West Ham tried to cover up. Tevez scored the decisive goal to keep West Ham up and relegated us on goal difference.

4: Covid 19 virus hit when we were 8th in the Premier League, the ground being sold out every match whilst we were challenging for a European spot, then the league was temporarily suspended and no fans allowed at our stadium for the next 18 months. We went from a Champions League chasing team to bottom of the league.


So being forced to take legal action against the EFL when they tell us we can't sign anyone next season would be a new one to add to the list.

 

[CrookesBlade]

Excellent.

We've had various random phenomena stopping our progress in its tracks over the years. For example

1: The 2nd world war from 1939 to 1945 when we'd just been promoted to the top flight with a really good side.
After a few games in 1939 were in 2nd place in the top flight, then the league was abandoned for the next 6 years due to us declaring war on Germany.

2: Relegated on the final day of the Premier League in 1994 in remarkable circumstances.
Everton needed to win their last match at home to Wimbledon in order to stay up. They were losing 0-2 at half-time.
They eventually come back in the 2nd half to win 3-2 however they score a goal where the shot is almost directly at Hans Segars in the Wimbledon goal.
It looked an easy save but weirdly he dives over the top of the ball and it's a soft goal conceded.
A few years later Segers is found to be involved in match fixing and deliberately allowing some goals to be scored.

3: The Tevez affair. One of our rivals somehow being able to bring in 2 top international players on the cheap, it was a kind of mysterious loan fee, which eventuality was found to have broken the rules, which West Ham tried to cover up. Tevez scored the decisive goal to keep West Ham up and relegated us on goal difference.

4: Covid 19 virus hit when we were 8th in the Premier League, the ground being sold out every match whilst we were challenging for a European spot, then the league was temporarily suspended and no fans allowed at our stadium for the next 18 months. We went from a Champions League chasing team to bottom of the league.


So being forced to take legal action against the EFL when they tell us we can't sign anyone next season would be a new one to add to the list.

Suppose we can put the post war period down to our usual slow start following an international break

 

[JimW1889]

We scramble and get two shite loans. One from Belgium and one from The Saudi league.

 

[Tazzy]

Zero in Zero out

 

[Davalon]

No-one in, no-one out

Promotion scuppered by financial problems.

 

[Tezza1889]

Nobody meets the valuation for either of the touted 2 players & a shock late bid for Jebbo from Everton goes through..

 

[247Blade]

Someone signs the Prince

Toilet Roll Consultant apparently

 

[247Blade]

Save Princey some dosh .... sack the recruitment team ... we dont need one!