Osborn On One

[Deleted member 23679]

Just seen Ben Osborn had had a minor gripe on Twitter and Hal from The Sheff United Way has invited him as a new special feature.

Personally I think it would be a great idea, please make it happen

 

[Bladesman]

 

[Bladesman]

Just seen Ben Osborn had had a minor gripe on Twitter and Hal from The Sheff United Way has invited him as a new special feature.

Personally I think it would be a great idea, please make it happen

Is it related to that? It seemed like a general thing about the way e-mails are worded.

 

[DifferentClass]

Does he have the shits? If not, not interested.

 

[FTPE]

I like Os, I think I'd like him as a bloke too.
He seems really straight laced and intense. He doesn't dress or listen to the same shit as the rest of them and he seems really dry and sarcastic, my kinda guy.

 

[west_yorks_blade]

It’s a pretty random rant

My kind of guy

 

[YorkBlade]

The fact I didn't end this tweet with 'kind regards' will haunt me forever.

 

[Bladesman]

The fact I didn't end this tweet with 'kind regards' will haunt me forever.

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Hi YorkBlade,

Hope all is well.

I like your post.

Kind Regards
Bladesman

 

[YorkBlade]

Here's the tweet if you want to 'like' it, far more chance of him considering it if it gains some traction (we have been in touch)

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

Does he have the shits? If not, not interested.

That’s needs to become a standard question any guests are asked. Columbo style.
“Thank you for your time today, we really appreciate it. One Last question. Do you have the shits?”

 

[mattbianco1]

Osborn does seem like a good lad. I remember in lockdown when he decided to throw a jug over his house

 

[Bladesman]

Osborn does seem like a good lad. I remember in lockdown when he decided to throw a jug over his house

Exactly, why wouldn't you chuck a jug over your house.

Imagine if he used the kettle.

 

[NE Blade]

Remember when Callum Robinson said that Osborn was the most intelligent member of the squad 'because he reads books'.

He also listens to proper music as well.

What's not to like?

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

Remember when Callum Robinson said that Osborn was the most intelligent member of the squad 'because he reads books'.

He also listens to proper music as well.

What's not to like?

Wasn't it Graham Le Saux who was genuinely considered to be Gay because he preferred to read the Broadsheets rather than the tattle rags?

 

[Billyblade]

Osborn does seem like a good lad. I remember in lockdown when he decided to throw a jug over his house

Looks like he has got the shits in the second pic.
Can't even make it back to the house

 

[Mouth of the South]

Footballer with a brain - there aren't that many around!

Seriously, he seems to be an intelligent and sensible lad who is also involved in a youth academy. I'm sure he'll continue to be successful once his footballing career ends.

 

[Guesty]

Osborn does seem like a good lad. I remember in lockdown when he decided to throw a jug over his house

That's the real quiz! That's the real quiz!

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

How does he feel about Christmas cards? Just so I can get an idea of numbers like.

 

[Rodders]

That's the real quiz! That's the real quiz!

8 LEGS 6 LEGS
8 LEGS 6 LEGS

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

8 LEGS 6 LEGS
8 LEGS 6 LEGS

And that's Crufts.

 

[BadgersBigToe]

Looks like he has got the shits in the second pic.
Can't even make it back to the house

Training tip for Bogle

 

[Stretch]

A very strange tweet, of all the things to get wound up about

It's just people being polite, nothing wrong with that.

And if someone (apart from close working colleagues) emails me at work and doesn't start with a "Hi......" well I tend to ignore them.

 

[Stevo]

"HE SHITS IN HIS PANTS, HE SHITS IN HIS PAAANTS, HIS NAME IN BEN OSBORN, HE SHITS IN HIS PANTS"

 

[ZoneManWilf]

8 LEGS 6 LEGS
8 LEGS 6 LEGS

Screwwww blockbusters.

 

[Cheets]

I start all my emails with "Hi, Cheets here..."

 

[Eza Blade]

I start all my emails with , Sorry I’m out of the office today…

 

[Kev Gee]

This follows the same lines as when you see someone and say " how are you doing?" "Yeah I'm alright thanks, how are you?" "Yeah good" and the conversation ends.

Like anyone really gives a monkeys.

 

[S64 Blade]

I like Ben. Seems down-to-earth, funny and also has a bit more going on upstairs than the typical footballer.

My biggest gripe with emails is when people put their qualifications in their signature, when it's not really relevant... BA in journalism, from the University of the arse end of nowhere..."

 

[Tezza1889]

Hi Ben... Hope you are unwell..

How's he want a message to start?

Ps.. For those who never get the joke (you know who you are) I hope Ben is well...

 

[Deadly_D'Jaffo]

This follows the same lines as when you see someone and say " how are you doing?" "Yeah I'm alright thanks, how are you?"

The insincerity grates me too.

When someone, anyone instigates conversation 99% of the time it's because there is an agenda or an objective.

So if you respond with "actually I feel like shit. I slept 3 hours last night after my wife blew her lid at me because I premature ejaculated, again. In addition I am constantly self conscious about my overhang stomach and I hate my career but too scared to do anything about it" the person who initiated conversation will flap because you're effectively sabotaging their mission by answering, honestly.

(Before anyone says, I'm working on the stomach )