Ooh I’m not going to Wembley

[LondonRoad]

Because it’s too far. Because we always lose. Because it’s too expensive. Because Don Givens missed that fucking penalty. Because it’s my mums cousins nieces fucking christening. FUCK OFF. Sheff utd at Wembley. Make an effort, you never know.

 

[Jaggy Blade]

Sober

 

[DifferentClass]

Can't go because it's my nephew's girlfriend's second cousin once removed's doctor's cat's bar mitzvah.

 

[Bookers Mullet]

Not going because it clashes with my Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. That week we are discussing why posting on the internet pissed is never as good an idea as it seems

 

[Katzenjammer]

In vino veritas my friend.

Totally agree, fuck those docile cunts.

From a peppermint tea fan

 

[DifferentClass]

Not going because it clashes with my Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. That week we are discussing why posting on the internet pissed is never as good an idea as it seems

Show them S2 mate.

 

[Freddie]

I’m not going because they’ve lost every semi final and play off final I’ve been to. So this time they will win. And I will gladly go to the final. And we ate going up

 

[CrookesBlade]

Because it’s too far. Because we always lose. Because it’s too expensive. Because Don Givens missed that fucking penalty. Because it’s my mums cousins nieces fucking christening. FUCK OFF. Sheff utd at Wembley. Make an effort, you never know.

I’m not going because what’s the point in going out? You’ll only wind up back at home anyway.

 

[niktheblade]

I'm not going because I have to have 500 loyalty points but ive got 26700.

 

[biggiesablade]

 

[Bell4]

I’m going

 

[COME BACK CHED]

Its only thirty quid , whats that get you these days ?

 

[knowsnowt]

Having my feet removed that day.

 

[From the pig end]

The only person I want to take doesn't have 500 points yet.

I'll probably still go with my old man to be honest, but I've been waiting ages for a game that might get my 8yr old hooked.

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

 

[bibbity bobbity boo]

I'm not going because I'm too busy reading all the other threads about people not going to Wembley. Oh, I've also arrange a threesome with the neighbours wife and her sister that day. At Least I'll be banging one in that day, unlike United.

Edit - If my neighbours does happen to be reading this, its an April Fools joke buddy. Nobody in their right mind would shag that fat, ugly bitch of a wife of yours.

 

[Whiston Blade]

Its only thirty quid , whats that get you these days ?

It's not though is it, you need to get down somehow, plus extras, not everyone can afford it.

 

[More Bladier than thou]

Not going spiritually, only physically.

 

[Gin&Juice]

As i’m the Michael Myers of biggest blade. I’ll fight anyone who isn’t going. Cost of living crisis, heavily pregnant wife, scared of coaches. I don’t care. PM post codes and i’ll google search nearest argos.

 

[FallowfieldBlade]

Because it’s too far. Because we always lose. Because it’s too expensive. Because Don Givens missed that fucking penalty. Because it’s my mums cousins nieces fucking christening. FUCK OFF. Sheff utd at Wembley. Make an effort, you never know.

Any person not going because they can’t be arsed should be banned from bramall lane

3 year banning order FACTS

 

[Steelcitysenior]

The only person I want to take doesn't have 500 points yet.

I'll probably still go with my old man to be honest, but I've been waiting ages for a game that might get my 8yr old hooked.

This is probably a munched asked question but 3 of us have 27000 points but 1 person doesn't have 500 but is on the sufc ticket system. Can you transfer points. Asking for a friend.

 

[Inter_blade83]

Because it’s too far. Because we always lose. Because it’s too expensive. Because Don Givens missed that fucking penalty. Because it’s my mums cousins nieces fucking christening. FUCK OFF. Sheff utd at Wembley. Make an effort, you never know.

I'm not going because I'm that confident we'll win, I'm saving my money for the final.

 

[PaulHalfway]

The hot dogs are far too hot expensive outside the ground so that’s good enough for me

 

[Blade]

If anyone with a season ticket wouldn't mind letting me use their number that would be massively appreciated.

In a big group of season ticket holders hoping to go together but my wife isn't a uk national and hasn't been in the country long. She has around 900 points but I don't want us all to have to wait for the last minute general sale scramble hoping we can all get tickets together if I can avoid it.

I know, I know this makes me a complete c#nt and I deserve abuse

 

[LondonRoad]

There you are boys and girls. Get yourself to Wembley! Tell your grandkids or anyone who cares to listen, that you were there for that legendary season! You never know

 

[From the pig end]

This is probably a munched asked question but 3 of us have 27000 points but 1 person doesn't have 500 but is on the sufc ticket system. Can you transfer points. Asking for a friend.

Nope, linking them as friends/family on the app/Web site doesn't help points wise either.

 

[Millhousesblade1889]

Because it’s too far. Because we always lose. Because it’s too expensive. Because Don Givens missed that fucking penalty. Because it’s my mums cousins nieces fucking christening. FUCK OFF. Sheff utd at Wembley. Make an effort, you never know.

Imagine only turning up to games that you expect us to win in

 

[Stevo]

Because it’s too far. Because we always lose. Because it’s too expensive. Because Don Givens missed that fucking penalty. Because it’s my mums cousins nieces fucking christening. FUCK OFF. Sheff utd at Wembley. Make an effort, you never know.

Actually is my second cousins, adopted nieces cycling proficiency test that day

 

[Inter_blade83]

Imagine only turning up to games that you expect us to win in

I did that in 2006. We had man city and arsenal at home in a week and I could only afford one. Went for man city as thought we'd get spanked v arsenal. Bad choice.

 

[Neuschwanstein]

Because it’s too far. Because we always lose. Because it’s too expensive. Because Don Givens missed that fucking penalty. Because it’s my mums cousins nieces fucking christening. FUCK OFF. Sheff utd at Wembley. Make an effort, you never know.

You forgot to mention Putin.