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Ollie is unable to post his normal Southerly Match report tonight for reasons which will become clear below...

Alreet Muckers, Ollie ere. You may remember me from such threads as the Shed, the prediction thing and cycling to games. Tonight is a cycling to the game post.

I set off in good time. Given that Oxford is over 50 miles outside London and knowing the trouble i've had before I set off on Wednesday 19th December. But I thought no bother, I needed to make sure I arrived on time at one game this season. This was going to be Epic.

I set off well prepared this time, I knew that Oxford was a tricky ride, so I made sure I had supplies. I'd been into Carphone Whorehouse and they tried to put me on a smartphone deal where I got the phone free and 500 texts a week, plus this internet thingy. But it was all too complicated, so I left it. I went home and was pissed off that they'd tried to rip me off, our lass was out, so I thought i'd wander down to the Shed. I'd still got those old stories of me shed in there, laminated.

The Shed ain't what it was, its falling down and the budget for repairs isn't going to get the leaks fixed, its rotting a bit, but me landlord came down with some new roofing felt this morning and plugged the gaps, a little. Anyways I was rooting through for me favourite shed thread and out of nowhere i came across a map.

I took in some lovely sights on the way, It was a great ride, but I took a few wrong turns, the first one at Paris, I knew france wasn't part of the route, but I reckoned if I kept going left I'd be back on track. I didn't.But I'd prepared well and cleverly bought a train ticket just in case I got lost. But as I didn't know where I'd get lost I asked for a couple of random tickets I took a punt on Stuttgart to Bratislava, how lucky I was when I found myself in Southern Germany!

Anyway, I eventually sorted meself out and after a bit more trouble with me bearings, I made it to Romania, Varna is a lovely place and I'm finding that Romania is a lovely country, the roads are a bit dodgy, but I found a pub which was showing the game. It wasn't our game, it was Man City v Stoke, must've been from a few weeks ago, but a cracking game all the same.

I should be back for the next game, I might get one of these Smart phones after all

Cheers,

Ollie
 



Well done Ollie. I look forward to your next report.
 
what the feck did i just read..... Cheers Ollie.... i think
 
Ollie is unable to post his normal Southerly Match report tonight for reasons which will become clear below...

Alreet Muckers, Ollie ere. You may remember me from such threads as the Shed, the prediction thing and cycling to games. Tonight is a cycling to the game post.

I set off in good time. Given that Oxford is over 50 miles outside London and knowing the trouble i've had before I set off on Wednesday 19th December. But I thought no bother, I needed to make sure I arrived on time at one game this season. This was going to be Epic.

I set off well prepared this time, I knew that Oxford was a tricky ride, so I made sure I had supplies. I'd been into Carphone Whorehouse and they tried to put me on a smartphone deal where I got the phone free and 500 texts a week, plus this internet thingy. But it was all too complicated, so I left it. I went home and was pissed off that they'd tried to rip me off, our lass was out, so I thought i'd wander down to the Shed. I'd still got those old stories of me shed in there, laminated.

The Shed ain't what it was, its falling down and the budget for repairs isn't going to get the leaks fixed, its rotting a bit, but me landlord came down with some new roofing felt this morning and plugged the gaps, a little. Anyways I was rooting through for me favourite shed thread and out of nowhere i came across a map.

I took in some lovely sights on the way, It was a great ride, but I took a few wrong turns, the first one at Paris, I knew france wasn't part of the route, but I reckoned if I kept going left I'd be back on track. I didn't.But I'd prepared well and cleverly bought a train ticket just in case I got lost. But as I didn't know where I'd get lost I asked for a couple of random tickets I took a punt on Stuttgart to Bratislava, how lucky I was when I found myself in Southern Germany!

Anyway, I eventually sorted meself out and after a bit more trouble with me bearings, I made it to Romania, Varna is a lovely place and I'm finding that Romania is a lovely country, the roads are a bit dodgy, but I found a pub which was showing the game. It wasn't our game, it was Man City v Stoke, must've been from a few weeks ago, but a cracking game all the same.

I should be back for the next game, I might get one of these Smart phones after all

Cheers,

Ollie

love your reports Ollessendro! are you going to go to the Reading game in the cup? be a reyt cycle for you! and what about moDtheGod so you can argue over who the biggest two-hat is.

how about you guys Highbury_Blade WalthamstowBlade SwissBlade Balham Blade Blackheath Blade
 
wouldn't fancy riding round eastern europe on your wheels olle. given your record with spoke issues:)
 
love your reports Ollessendro! are you going to go to the Reading game in the cup? be a reyt cycle for you! and what about moDtheGod so you can argue over who the biggest two-hat is.

how about you guys Highbury_Blade WalthamstowBlade SwissBlade Balham Blade Blackheath Blade

Ditto. Tempted to cycle out though - very difficult to get lost if you follow the river!

Sheff de party what about Adelaide Blade!?
 
Bunch of fookin two hats. I'll be cycling to Reading :) Map in plastic wallet, fancy new phone, new back tyre ..... what could go wrong :)
 
Bunch of fookin two hats. I'll be cycling to Reading :) Map in plastic wallet, fancy new phone, new back tyre ..... what could go wrong :)

Spokes Ollie, don't forget to check your spokes!!!

I've already started compiling your 'Reading match report' for you ;)
 



Ditto. Tempted to cycle out though - very difficult to get lost if you follow the river!

Sheff de party what about Adelaide Blade!?

all that and iv just realised its on the last wknd in jan, the only freaking wknd im away that iv booked this yr. sorry lads! Adelaide Blade might not make this one either, but im sure il get her to Stevenage!
 
Adelaide Blade might not make this one either, but im sure il get her to Stevenage!

You can count me out of this one then :)

If its weekend on 26th then I'll be in Sheffield that weekend... Didn't realise it was 4th round weekend and booked to go home for the Crawley game. Ah well, looks like hiking In the Peak District that weekend then
 
You can count me out of this one then :)

If its weekend on 26th then I'll be in Sheffield that weekend... Didn't realise it was 4th round weekend and booked to go home for the Crawley game. Ah well, looks like hiking In the Peak District that weekend then


Borrow olle's new trail GPS and lend him your 800 :)
 
If its weekend on 26th then I'll be in Sheffield that weekend... Didn't realise it was 4th round weekend and booked to go home for the Crawley game. Ah well, looks like hiking In the Peak District that weekend then

That and a kickabout at pitz? :)
 

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